Stunning friends circle humorous jokes

1. Adults should know not to break up on weekdays, so as not to affect each other's work tomorrow.

When eating in the canteen, I was excited to find that there was a piece of braised pork in the rice, but there was a lot of hair on it. So it took two hours to pluck the hair, and when I ate it, I found it was a piece of ginger.

3. In a Chinese exam, I asked an author what school he went to. I really won't just fill in the Wu Tang gang. Later, the teacher said that a classmate didn't answer this question well and wanted to invite parents. I thought I was dead. As a result, my deskmate was invited by my parents because he filled in: egg yolk pie!

I always thought that "three generations are poor" means that after three generations, I will not be poor! I didn't know until I grew up that I was too poor to marry a daughter-in-law in the third generation, and there would be no fourth generation!

One day, instant noodles were asked to play with noodles and were rejected. Instant noodles are helpless: "Miss Instant Noodles, why don't you play with me?" Noodles said, "No, my mother said that all the people who perm their hair are bad teenagers."

6. I have a crush on a girl for a long time, and one day I want to confess to her and stop! Sister seems to see my mind: if you have something to say, just say it! You can consider it as long as you don't propose! I summon up courage: good! I want you to have a baby for me!