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Shi Xueshi's classical Chinese
Shi Manqing is good at joking. Once when he came out of Baoci Temple, the driver suddenly lost control, and the horse was frightened and threw Man Qing to the ground. The attendant was very frightened and hurried to help him.
hold the saddle. People in the street came to watch, guessing that he was bound to curse loudly, but Shi Manqing gently whipped his horse and said to the driver, "Fortunately, I am a Shi Xueshi. If I were a Wa Xueshi, wouldn't it be broken?"
Original text:
Shi Manqing, Hui Hong, is a recluse in wine, an immortal and a joker. After tasting the Baoci Temple, the rider lost control, the horse was shocked, and Man Qing fell to the ground.
followers are shocked, and people in the city gather to watch, which means they will be furious. With a whip, Man Qing said to the ruler, "If you depend on me, if you are a bachelor of stone, will it be broken?"
This article comes from Hui Hong's
Lengzhai Nighttalk
Writing background:
It was written after being pardoned by Yazhou in the third year of Zhenghe (1113). The Records of Reading in County Zhai, Solving Problems in Records in Zhi Zhai and Records of Arts and Literature in Song Dynasty are all recorded in the category of novelists, while Sikuquanshu is collected in the category of miscellaneous scholars in the Ministry. However, volumes 1 to 5 mainly focus on poetry and poetic events. The Summary of Siku says: "It is the knowledge of miscellaneous books and the number of poets is eight out of ten.
Among the poems, eight out of ten people cited Yuanyou, especially Huang Tingjian. " Volumes 6 to 1 contain many anecdotes about Buddhism. This book has preserved a lot of valuable materials in the history of literary criticism, and has been quoted by Hu Zai's Tiaoxi Fishing Hidden Conghua. However, there are traces of boasting and forging in the chronicle, and Chen Shan's "New Stories about the lice" and Xu Jie's "Poems on Yanzhou" are all criticized.
This book also puts forward some important ideas about poetry, such as Huang Tingjian's method of "taking the fetus and replacing the bone", which had a great influence on the poetry circles after the Song Dynasty. "the article is based on qi, and qi is based on honesty."
When writing poetry, it should "flow from the heart", but it should "not see the chisel marks"; "The ancient people's intentions are reflected in their feelings, and the poems cover their meanings." "When discussing their meanings, we should not muddy their sentences." "How can a poet be limited to the rope and ink?" These expositions embody the viewpoints of valuing truth, feeling and meaning.
This book focuses on implication, and puts forward three forms of poetry implication: sentence implication, meaning implication and meaning implication. It praises Wang Wei and Wang Anshi for "five-word and four-sentence poems are interesting in nature" and thinks that implication is "the use of things to make sentences is wonderful, not the name". Hui Hong's poems are natural and literary, independent of Jiangxi Poetry School, and his theory can be confirmed by his creation.
He has been in the world for a long time, but since Chao Gongwu and Chen Shan in the Song Dynasty, people in Guo Shaoyu have criticized him a lot. It is believed that there are false pretenses in the book, "exaggerating the birthday", both "the disease of forgery" and "the disadvantage of plagiarism" "Forbidden Heaven Chef" was rejected by Song people, and Guo Shaoyu also "did not describe it because of his different poetic style".
However, after all, these two books can represent Hui Hong's poetics, and as one of the poets in Song Dynasty, they still have theoretical value that cannot be ignored. As for Hui Hong's shortcomings in his book, such as making friends with officials because of his eagerness to seek fame, being arty, even forging false pretences, and taking others' words seriously, we should analyze and treat them. 2. English translation language helps Emperor Taizu to show off outside the city. Fortunately, Zhuquemen planned it himself, and Wang Pushi of Zhao and Han was the only one. Word says: Su Dongpo heard that Wang Jinggong's Zi Shuo was newly written, and joked, "Taking bamboo as a whip for horses is a trick. I wonder what it is to use bamboo as a whip for dogs." Wang Jinggong asked, "Excuse me, is there any evidence that the word' dove' has changed from' nine' to' bird'?" Su Dongpo said, "Why not? The Book of Songs says:' The dove is in the mulberry, and her son is seven.' Isn't' Zi Qi' plus her father and mother just' nine birds'? " It took Wang Jinggong a while to understand that this was Dongpo's joke. On the third day of the fire: Tian Deng became the chief, and people were afraid to call him by his name. Anyone who broke the law would be beaten. Therefore, people all over the state called "lights" "fire". On the fifteenth day of the first month, lanterns were put on the Lantern Festival, allowing people to visit and watch in the city. Officials wrote a placard hanging on the street: "The state is in accordance with *" Talk humorously. Once, the groom was negligent in traveling to Ning Temple, and the horse jumped up in fright. The attendants hurriedly lifted him up. Many onlookers thought he was bound to scold the groom. Unexpectedly, he just pointed to the groom and said, "Luckily, I am a bachelor of stone. If I were a bachelor of tile, wouldn't I be smashed?" That's all I found on the Internet. 3. Translation of Ancient Chinese
When Su Shi heard that Wang Anshi's Zi Shuo had just been written, he scoffed and said, "It's ridiculous to whip a horse with a bamboo (which means that the horse moves slowly, which is inconsistent with the original intention of interpreting Chinese characters) and whip a dog with a bamboo." He also said: "The word" dove "has" nine "and" bird ",and there is also evidence (the basis seems to be more appropriate). The Book of Songs says: "The dove is on the mulberry tree, and their children have seven, plus their father and mother, it happens to be nine."
Su Shunqin is bold and unrestrained, and likes to drink. In Du Yan's father-in-law's home, reading every (day) night is limited to one bucket. The Lord protector (Du Yan) was deeply puzzled by this and ordered the younger generation at home to peek at him. Hearing Su Shunqin's comment on The Story of Han Zhang Liangzhuan, Zhang Liang and the assassin attacked Qin Shihuang and accidentally hit his entourage. They hurriedly stroked their palms (what a strange action) and said, "Unfortunately, the sniper missed him," so they drank a large glass of wine. I also read that Zhang Liang said, "At first I fled to Xiapi and met the emperor (Liu Bang) in Liuxian. I followed your majesty this day." Touching several cases, he said, "This is his difficulty when the monarch and the minister meet." I drank another big glass. Du Yan, the father-in-law, heard this and said with a laugh, "I don't think there is much time for a fight."
Shi Yannian, like a generation of immortals living in exile, is good at teasing and joking. Once out of Baoci Temple, the driver lost control, the horse was frightened and Shi Yannian fell to the ground. The follower was (very) panicked and helped (him) to hold the saddle. People in the market gathered to watch, guessing that he would definitely curse back. Manyannian gently whipped the horse and said to the rider, "Fortunately, I am a bachelor of stone. If I am a bachelor of tile, won't it be broken?"
Father Wang Fuchu was demoted to address order because of this incident. Wang Bo went to visit and passed by Nanchang. At that time, the governor Yan Gong had just built a Tengwang Pavilion. On September 9 th, he invited his son-in-law to make a preface in advance to show off in front of the guests. So he took out a pen and paper and invited all the guests, and no one dared to undertake the task. But when it came to Wang Bo, he gladly refused. The viceroy was very angry, got up and left with an excuse to change clothes. He just sent a small official to peek at Wang Bo's article and report it. The petty official (after reading it) repeatedly reported that the language of the article was getting more and more strange, so Yan Gong was alarmed and looked at it, saying, "Genius!" Ask him to finish (hence: finish) the full text, and the guests are extremely happy before they stop. When Wang Bo wrote an article, he didn't think carefully at first. First, he grinded a few liters of ink, then he drank heartily, pulled up the quilt and covered his face. When he woke up, he could write an article without changing a word. At that time, people called Wang Bo a "draft by heart".
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