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Understanding of proud cabbage

There is an earthworm in the cabbage field. It works hard every day, turning over the soil over and over again, tirelessly, tirelessly.

Cabbages in the field grow big and green, but a white lai often laughs at earthworms. The earthworm was very angry, but ignored it and still worked silently.

One day, the earthworm met the cabbage again, and the cabbage said, "Hey, grandpa, what are you doing?" "I'm helping you loosen the soil?"

"What? Help me loosen the soil? Jokes? Look at your dark appearance, you can only hide in the soil. Look at me, slim figure, green clothes, how beautiful I am, I still need you? "

Don't talk big. Without me, the soil will become hard and you will not be able to absorb the nutrients in the field. "

"Hum, I can still live without you! You are by my side, but you have defiled my beauty! Leave here from now on and don't come back.

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Earthworms shook their heads and walked away with a sigh. A few days later, after a long period of drought and no rain, the soil became stiff. Chinese cabbage can't absorb the nutrients in the field, and its leaves gradually turn yellow. At this time, cabbage sighed, "I shouldn't be complacent and look down on bugs."

Unfortunately, it was too late to regret, and finally the cabbage died.