Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Miaomiao is shopping and joking.

Miaomiao is shopping and joking.

Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband)

Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)

Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)

Mulberry leaves in October-Who will pick you?

An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)

Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)

A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)

On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)

Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)

Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.

Thirty Years' Weaver Girl-Old Friend Mouth

Three dollars for a cow's belly-it's noisy (grass)

Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao (Temple Temple)

Three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves)

Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)

Willow in March-exceptionally green (professional)

Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)

Pulling pancakes by cart-more greedy (stall)

Barley fell into chaos without a clue.

Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)

The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)

The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)

Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.

The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.

The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine

The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)

Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)

Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)

No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)

Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)

Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.

A jacket two feet wide.

Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg

Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)

Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.

Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)

Drumming in the Valley-Memories (Rings)

Millennium Temple-Silent (Monk)

Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)

The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)