2022 funny homophonic cold jokes daquan

Funny, homophonic and cold jokes A 1. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

Mother cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces?" Is it cruel of you not to do so? "said Li qu, the kitten, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

3. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean, eager to try?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

6. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is too bad (Kochakin)?

7. I have just been reported by my neighbor because I am poor and disturbing the people.

8. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

9. Crabs and mussels take exams together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

10. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat. It turned out to be a quiet bun!

1 1. Touch the scene, and you will take two words and touch life.

12. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

13. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was also a kindness for the crab to cook it.

14. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

15. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

16. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

17. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.

18. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

19. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

20. Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

2022 funny homophonic jokes Part II 2 1. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

22. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

23. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

24. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

25. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

26. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

27. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

28. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

29. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

30. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

3 1. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

32. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

33. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

34. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

35. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

36. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

37. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

38. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

39. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

40. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? Still love.

I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

42. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

43. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

45. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

46. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

47. I'm a crab, and my pliers are gone. I don't have pliers.

48. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

49. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

50. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

5 1. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

52. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

53. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

54. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

55. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

56. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

57. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, why did you give up?

58. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

59. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

60. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. I didn't add anything.