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It took us a lot of time to find this incisive sentence, Tribal Tiger ~ ~ ~ Since you want it, I will share it with you ~ ~ ~ The order is a bit out of order. After all, I arranged it myself. You can make do with it. 1. Who had the worst eye among ancient poets?

Answer: Li Bai (there is such a bright line at the foot of my bed, huh? The ground is frosty)

There are seven little frogs in the pond, only one is wearing pants, and the others are naked. Why?

A: Naked people take a bath.

A sheep walked in front of the wolf, but the wolf didn't see it. (Answer an aquatic animal) Answer: Shrimp.

4. A sheep walked past the wolf with a continuous cry, but the wolf ignored him. Answer: lobster.

1 What if uncooked rice is cooked by accident? ('Answer: Prepare for dinner')

Excuse me: why can a butterfly fly when its wing is broken? Because it is strong, let me ask again: a butterfly has broken two wings. Why can it fly? Because it has a pair of invisible wings.

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside?

A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this?

Answer: Angle.

Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Poor rubber) 6 What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (Lost) 28 Wolf, Tiger and Lion Who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Who is the child of Wolf (Momotaro) 29 Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish 50 What fish is the smartest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

Who is 73 meters' mother? Answer: Who are Amy's mother and father? Answer: Is Amy's father a butterfly? Who is Amy's lover? Answer: Who is the grandmother of mouse (mouse loves rice)? Answer: Amy's grandmother is a great pen. Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

A little white cat fell into the river and a little black cat saved it. Excuse me, what is the first sentence of Little White Hat landing? Meow, why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can't jump, September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius Full Moon 12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right and Xiaohua is sitting behind him, whose car is it? Answer: If.

Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

A man weighing 70 kilograms went to the toilet and took a poop with a net weight of 5 kilograms. Why did he weigh himself when he came out, or 70 kilograms? -Shit is in my pants. A man weighing 70 kilograms went to the toilet and took a poop with a net weight of 5 kilograms. Why did he weigh himself when he came out, or 70 kilograms? -Eat.

74. Which is the most unfair historical figure? = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

Q3 Which river is the most insidious? Rhine-Rhine

Q4 Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere? Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q 1 1 Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed? Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Blue knife and blue gun (guess the four-word idiom)?

Answer: blue.

Golden man (guess the four-word idiom)?

Answer: A blockbuster (a golden man)

A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge (guess the 4-word idiom)?

Answer: Never forget anything.

Don't fall into the toilet and get wet (guess the 4-word idiom)?

Answer: It's now or never (the machine must not be wet).

Magic soap made of pig liver and bear gall (guess 4-word idiom)?

Answer: Treat each other with courage (hepatobiliary soap)

On the way, it turned over, and then it turned over again (guess 4-word idiom)?

Answer: three times twice.

A woman who has been divorced many times (four-word idiom)?

A: All previous efforts were abandoned (all previous efforts were abandoned).

Where does the world's largest sweet potato grow?

Answer: In the soil.

Adi successfully hung himself on the thread. Why?

Answer: I fell to my death. ...

This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, which is no different from an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this?

Answer: The light is broken.

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