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Sand sculpture and lovely and interesting copies

1. I hope someone I like will buy it with money and let me give up completely.

2. I laid my cards on the table. Actually, I have a boyfriend, but he is unstable at present, and sometimes I can't dream of it.

There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You're caught in the middle. It's ugly.

4. Girls with thick fingers should not be sad. The gold ring from my boyfriend will be bigger in the future.

5. Why do people like to take off their shirts and go shirtless when fighting in groups? If everyone takes off their pants, the atmosphere will be a bit strange.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is teaching himself the eighth chapter, and I am reading the catalogue!

7. Because I am too introverted, I have been unable to check out in a hurry!

8. Selling Meng should also be divided into people. Only good-looking people can sell cute, and ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and sell silly.

9. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

10. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

1 1. Every time you lose weight, you actually scare away the fat on your body, but you can scare away one piece every time! After all, it is winter, and I am fat and warm.

12. Some people review like Confucius, while others review like a goddess who fills the sky. I look back like Columbus discovered the New World.

13. Just now, someone told me that "you will be the richest man in the world", and it felt as if life had been ruined. I am bored to death.

14. If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

15. Leaders seldom praise me in front of everyone at company dinners, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, I have the funds for this activity.

16. "My brother always throws it away after smoking. It is so capricious! " "It's capricious enough. For the first time, I saw someone say that cigarette butts are so capricious! "

17. Honey, we can never go back, can we? I pondered for a while and shouted at her, if you hadn't locked the key in the room again, wouldn't we be able to go back?

18. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

19. Women can't get used to it. The more she gets used to it, the more unreasonable she feels. If you kneel on the spot, things will be solved!

20. I am dating a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.

2 1. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

22. Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you sleep late, you will order a midnight snack to make up for it.

23. It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry!

24. "I like to get to the bottom of it since I was a child. I want to be a detective when I grow up. Now I am the editor-in-chief of a newspaper. What about you? " "I like to play since I was a child. When I grow up, my wish is to go shopping with a lot of money. Now I am a bus conductor. "

I once naively thought that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that money can really buy what you need, but I don't have money.