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How to become a high-cold fan?

The method of obtaining high cooling is as follows:

1, say goodbye to the small step and run.

Sit still, shut up and see what you have in your hand.

3. straighten your knees.

4. Stand still.

5. Don't get caught.

6. cross your legs gracefully.

7. Don't put your hand in your sleeve.

8. Don't always arrange bangs.

9. When everyone laughs at something, keep calm and act like it doesn't matter. 10, speak as briefly as possible, without humor, and with a slightly harsh tone.

1 1, less active communication with others.

12, criticize others with eyes, not words.

13, calmly say short syllables like "good", "bad" and "good".

14. When chatting, add a period after each sentence.

15, the biggest reaction when you meet an acquaintance is just to laugh it off.

16. When you are angry, take a deep breath and try to calm yourself down.

17, smile coldly when others tell jokes.

18, eyes, chest and abdomen burst into sneer, thinking about your enemy, saying that I killed you a hundred times and then left.

19, the most important point: when you want to cry, please raise your head, close your eyes and sneer, others will not think that you are crying, but that you are a cold peacock.

20. Sit still, shut up and see what you have in your hand.