What are the jokes about foreigners in China?

1. Once my classmate was walking in the street, it happened to rain that day and there was water in the street. A car just came and spilled water on me. My classmate was very angry and wanted to start swearing. Suddenly he heard a standard Chengdu dialect cursing: "God, fuck you." At first glance, he turned out to be a foreigner

My friend once saw a handsome foreigner policeman on China Street in Toronto. He is very tall. They are talking about "awesome" and "I like this, the temptation of uniform". After a while, one asked the other what time it was, and the other said he didn't wear a watch. Then the foreigner turned his head and said, "A quarter past two". My friend: black line ~ ~

I once played billiards with some friends in a billiard room in London, next to a huge ugly black man. My two friends started talking about how ugly he was and talked for half an hour. I guess the man in black couldn't help it. He suddenly came over and said in clear Mandarin,' Friend, is there any trouble with the light?' My two friends were stupid on the spot.

4. Take the elevator downstairs with colleagues. When a foreigner hesitates to come in, his colleague tells him in a half-tone,' Go up or down, we will all go down'. Foreigners came in happily, and the next two floors of the elevator somehow went straight up. Colleagues are anxious and jump in. The foreigner said,' Hey, man, stop jumping, there are so many people here'.

5. The last time I ate at Wudaokou, I heard a bunch of foreigners speaking Spanish while waiting in line to get food, so I casually told my friends that there were quite a few Spanish students in the Language Institute. As a result, a high buddy turned back and said, "I'm not Spanish, I'm Colombian, and I can't tell the difference between a South American accent and a Spanish accent, which means you didn't pass the hearing." Then I swaggered away with my plate, leaving me and my friends there. . . . .

6. Once in Singapore, I met a handsome foreigner with black hair and blue eyes sitting next to me when I was having dinner with two friends. The tricolor girl began to say that the foreigner opposite me was a little comfortable in Chengdu, with long legs and a good ass. Then she is discussing how people have black hair and blue eyes. Generally speaking, black hair should be brown eyes ~ ~ Just speaking of this, foreigners came over and said in authentic Chengdu words: dyed. The three-color girls were all confused, so I asked a sentence smoothly, where did you come from ~ The foreigner received the news: Chunxi Road, ha ~ As a result, we escaped ~

7. In Wuhan, my dormitory sisters and I went to the ramen restaurant at the door for dinner and waited for a while. We're getting impatient. We were about to rush to a huge black buddy sitting at our table and shouted impatiently "Boss, get in front of the old man quickly" (Wuhan dialect). The boss's answer was violent: "Call Moss, when you arrive, when you get darker!"! ! ! "