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Write a fairy tale of more than 600 words on the topic of gifts. The plot has twists and turns and the sentences are smooth.

Cats and mice live in peace

Everyone knows that cats and mice are natural enemies, but Mimi and Dingding are different. They are good friends who live in peace.

Mimi is a lively kitten, and Dingding is a kind-hearted mouse. One day Mimi met Ding Ding and said: "Ding Ding, actually we don't want to catch you! We can't! If you don't steal people's things, we won't eat you."

Mimi's words touched Dingding's heart and said: "We will never steal people's things again. We will only eat grass seeds and food scattered in the wild. Let's be good friends, okay?" Mimi Said: "Okay, but you really don't want to eat?" "Yes." Mimi added: "You do what you say, we will pull the hook. Pull the hook and hang yourself, and it will not change for a hundred years."

From then on, Mimi and Dingding became good friends. They play games every day during the day and don't want to be separated at night. They have become inseparable good friends.

Tinderbox

There is a soldier walking on the road - one, two! One, two! He was carrying a duffel bag and a long sword hanging from his waist, because he had been in several wars and was now going home. On the road he met an old witch; she was a most abominable figure, and her lower lip hung down to her breasts. She said: "Good night, soldier! Your sword is so good, your marching bag is so big, you are really an out-and-out soldier! Now you can have as much money as you like."

"Thank you, old witch!" said the soldier.

"Do you see that big tree?" said the witch, pointing to a tree next to them. "It's empty inside. If you climb to the top of it, you can see a hole. From there you can slide down and get deep into the tree. I want you to tie a rope around your waist. , so that when you call me, I can pull you up."

"What should I do under the tree?" asked the soldier.

"Withdraw money," replied the witch. "You will know that as soon as you get under the tree, you will see a wide corridor. It is very bright because there are more than 100 lights lit there. You will see three doors, all of which can be opened because of the key. It's inside the door lock. When you walk into the first room, you can see a big box with a dog sitting on it. Its eyes are very big, like a pair of teacups. But you can leave it alone! I'll give you my blue plaid apron. You spread it on the floor, then quickly go over, pick up the dog, and put it on my apron. Then you open the box and take out as much money as you want. Money. The money is made of copper. But if you want to get the money, you have to go into the second room. But there is a dog with eyes as big as a mill wheel. Don't pay attention to it. You put it on my apron and take out the money. But if you want to get gold, you can get as much as you can. If you go in three rooms. But the dog sitting on the money box here has a pair of eyes. (Note: This refers to the famous "Round Tower" in Copenhagen; it was originally an observatory. ) is so big. You know, it's a dog! But you don't have to be afraid at all. As long as you put it on my apron, it won't hurt you. Take out as much gold as you want."

"That's not bad," said the soldier. "But what can I give you as a reward, old witch? I don't think you want anything."

"No," said the witch, "I don't want a penny. I just want you to pay for it." I took out the old tinder box. My grandmother forgot it in there last time." "Okay! Please tie the rope around my waist."

"Okay," said the witch. "Take my blue plaid apron."

The soldier climbed up the tree and slipped into the hole. Just as the old witch had said, he now came into a large corridor lit by hundreds of lamps. He opened the first door.

oops! Sure enough there was a dog sitting there. Her eyes were as big as teacups and stared straight at him.

"You good fellow!" said the soldier. So he carried it to the witch's apron. Then he took out as many coins as his pockets could hold. He locked the box, put the dog on it again, and went into the second room. oops! Here sat a dog with eyes as big as a pair of mill wheels.

"You shouldn't stare at me like that," the soldier said. "You will damage your eyes." He lifted the dog to the witch's apron. When he saw that there were so many silver coins in the box, he threw away all his coins and filled his pockets and bag with silver coins. Then he walked into the third room - darling, this is really scary! Here is a dog with eyes as big as "round towers"! They spin in the head, almost like wheels!

"Good night!" said the soldier. He raised his hand to the brim of his hat and saluted, for he had never seen such a dog before. However, after he looked at it for a while, he thought to himself, "It's almost done now." He took it down and put it on the ground. So he opened the box. Oh my God! There's so much gold in there! He can use this gold to buy the entire Copenhagen, and he can sell the pastry woman (Note: This refers to a kind of vendor selling snacks and toys in Denmark in the old days. "Sugar pig" (Sukkergrise) is a piglet made of sugar, both Can be used as toys and can be eaten.) Buy all the candy pigs, he can buy all the tin soldiers, riding whips, and rocking horses in the world. Yes, there is so much money. The soldier poured out all the silver coins in his pockets and marching bag and put the gold in them. Yes, his pockets, his duffle bag, his hat, his boots were all so full that he could hardly walk. Now he does have money. He put the dog on the box again, locked the door, and shouted from the tree: "Pull me up, old witch!"

"Have you got the tinderbox?" asked the witch.

"Not bad at all!" said the soldier. "I forgot all about it." So he went down again and fetched the tinderbox. The witch pulled him out. So now he was standing on the road again. His pockets, boots, army bag, and hat were all filled with money.

"What do you want this tinderbox for?" asked the soldier.

"It's none of your business," the witch retorted. "You've already got the money - all you have to do is give me the tinderbox."

"Nonsense. !" said the soldier. "What use do you want it for? Please tell me right away. Otherwise I will draw my sword and chop off your head."

"I can't tell you!" said the witch.

The soldiers chopped off her head at once. She fell down! He wrapped all his money in her apron and carried it on her back like a bundle; then he put the tinderbox in his pocket and walked toward the city.

This is a most beautiful city! He checked into the best hotel, got the most comfortable room, and ordered his favorite food and wine, because he was now rich and had plenty of money. The waiter who polished his boots thought they were ridiculously old for a wealthy gentleman like him. But he didn't have time to buy a new one. The next day he bought suitable boots and nice clothes. Our soldier is now a completely new gentleman. They told him all that was going on in the city, and about the king, and that the king's daughter was a very beautiful princess.

"Where can I see her?" the soldier asked.

"No one can see her," everyone said in unison. "She lived in a large copper palace, surrounded by several walls and several towers. Only the king himself had free access there, because there had been a prophecy that she would marry an ordinary soldier. This is too much for the king to bear."

"I would like to see her," thought the soldier. But he couldn't get permission.

He lives a very happy life now. He often goes to the theater to watch plays, hangs out in the king's garden, and gives a lot of money to poor people. This is a good behavior, because he himself has already realized how terrible it is to have no money! Now he is rich, has fine clothes to wear, and has made many friends. These friends said he was a rare man, a heroic man. Such words made the soldier sound very comfortable. But he just spends money every day, but he doesn't make any money. So in the end he only had two copper coins left. So he had to move out of those beautiful rooms and live in an attic on the top floor. He had no choice but to polish his own leather shoes and mend his own leather shoes with sewing needles. None of his friends came to see him, because he had to climb a very high ladder to get there.

One night it was very dark. He couldn't even afford a candle. At this moment, he suddenly remembered that he still had a candle end in the tinder box - the tinder box that the witch helped him take out from under the empty tree. He took out the tinderbox and candle stub. When he rubbed it on the flint and sparks appeared, the door suddenly opened automatically, and the dog with eyes as big as tea cups that he saw under the tree appeared in front of him. It said:

"My master, what are your orders?"

"What is going on?" Bingtu said. "This is a funny tinderbox. If only I could get what I want this way! Get me some money!" he said to the dog. So with a "shush" sound, the dog disappeared.

After a while, there was another "sh" sound, and the dog came back with a large bag of money in his mouth.

Now the soldiers know what a wonderful tinderbox it is. As soon as he wiped it, the dog came and sat on the box containing the coins. If he rubs it twice, the dog with only silver will come. If he rubs it three times, the golden dog will appear. Now the soldier moved to live in those gorgeous rooms and wore beautiful clothes again. All his friends immediately recognized him again and began to care for him very much.

Once he thought to himself: "It is a strange thing that people can't go see the princess. Everyone says she is beautiful; but what if she always lives alone in that place with many towers? What's the point of that in the Copper Palace? Can't I see her? - Where is my tinderbox?" He wiped out the sparks and said "Shhh", his eyes were like teacups. The dog jumped out.

"It's midnight now, that's not bad at all," said the soldier. "But I really want to see the princess, even for a moment."

The dog immediately ran out of the door. To the soldier's surprise, it soon led the princess back. She was lying on the dog's back, already asleep. Everyone can tell that she is a real princess because she is very beautiful. The soldier couldn't help but kiss her, because he was a true Qiu Ba.

The dog took the princess back again. But after daybreak, while the king and queen were drinking tea, the princess said that she had had a very strange dream at night. She dreamed of a dog and a soldier, and she was riding on the dog, and the soldier kissed her. "This is a very interesting story!" said the queen.

So an old palace maid had to stay by the princess's bed the next night to see if this was a dream or something else.

The soldier wanted to see this lovely princess again. So the dog came again in the evening, picked her up on his back, and ran away as fast as he could. The old maid immediately put on her galoshes and chased after him at the same speed. When she saw them running into a large house, she thought: "I know this place now." She drew a large cross on the door with white chalk. Then she went back to sleep, and soon the dog brought the princess back. But when it saw a cross drawn on the door of the house where the soldier lived, it also took a piece of chalk and drew a cross on all the doors in the city. This was done very cleverly, for with crosses on all the doors the old maid could not find the right place.

In the morning, the king, the queen, the old maid and all the officials came very early to see where the princess had been.

When the king saw the first door with a cross on it, he said, "There it is!"

But the queen found that there was also a cross on the other door. So she said: "Dear husband, isn't it here?"

At this time everyone said in unison: "There is one there! There is one there!" Because no matter where they looked, they found There is a cross painted on the door. Therefore, they feel that if they continue to search, they will not get any results.

But the queen is a very smart woman. Not only could she ride in a carriage, but she could also do other things. She took out a pair of gold scissors, cut a piece of silk into several pieces, sewed a very delicate pouch, and filled the bag with very fine buckwheat flour. She tied the pouch to the princess's back. After this arrangement, she cut a small opening in the bag, so that the princess's path would be sprinkled with fine powder.

The dog came again in the evening. It took the princess on its back and ran with her to the soldiers. The soldier loved her very much now; he longed to be a prince and marry her.

The dog did not notice at all that the flour had been scattered from the palace to the window of the soldier's room, where it climbed along the wall with the princess on its back. In the morning the king and queen had seen clearly where their daughter had been. They caught the soldier and put him in prison.

He is in jail now. Why, it's quite dark and boring in there! People said to him: "Tomorrow you will be hanged." This sentence did not sound very funny, and he also forgot the tinderbox in the hotel. The next morning, through the iron bars of his small window, he saw many people pouring out of the city to see him hang. He heard the drums and saw the soldiers marching away. Everyone is running outside. Among these people was a shoemaker's apprentice. He also wore a torn apron and a pair of slippers. He ran so fast that one of his slippers flew away and hit a wall. The soldier sat there, looking out from behind the iron bars.

"Hey, you shoemaker's brat! Don't be so hasty!" the soldier said to him. "There's nothing to see before I'm there. But if you run over to where I live and get my tinderbox, I'll give you four dollars. But you'll have to run hard. That's it." The shoemaker's apprentice wanted to get the four dollars, so he ran away, took the tinder box, and handed it to the soldier. At the same time - well, we will know what happened right away. Outside the city, a tall gallows has been erected. There were many soldiers and thousands of people standing around it. The king and queen, facing the judge and all the jury, sat on a magnificent throne.

The soldier has already stood on the ladder. However, when they were about to put the noose around his neck, he said that before accepting his judgment, a sinner can have one innocent request, and they should let him satisfy it: he wanted to take a puff of cigarette very much, And this can be said to be the last puff he took in this world.

The king was unwilling to say "no" to this request. So the soldier took out his tinderbox and struck the fire a few times. one two three! Suddenly three dogs jumped out - one with eyes as big as a teacup, one with eyes as big as a mill wheel - and one with eyes as big as a "round tower".

"Please help me, don't let me be hanged!" said the soldier.

At this time, these dogs rushed towards the judge and all the trial personnel, dragged the person's legs, bit the person's nose, and threw them several feet into the air. When it fell, it turned into meat paste.

"Don't do this to me!" said the king.

But the biggest dog still dragged him and his queen, and threw them together with the rest. All the soldiers were frightened, and the people cried out: "Soldier, you shall be our king! You Marry that beautiful princess!”

With that, everyone rushed the soldier into the king’s carriage. The three dogs jumped up and down in front of him, shouting at the same time: "Hurray!" The child whistled with his fingers; the soldiers saluted. The princess came out of her copper palace and became queen, feeling very satisfied. The wedding ceremony took place for eight full days. The three dogs also sat on the table, their eyes open wider than ever. (1835)

This work was published in 1835 and was collected in Andersen's first collection of fairy tales, "Stories for Children." He began writing fairy tales this year. We can see the influence of the Arabic story "One Thousand and One Nights" from this fairy tale: the "tinder box" plays a very similar role to the "lamp" in "Aladdin's Lamp". But here he injected new ideological content: the role of "money" in the world. As soon as the soldier had money, he "had fine clothes to wear and made many friends. These friends said that he was a rare person, a heroic man." But once he had no money, he had to buy from those Move out of a beautiful room and live in a loft on the top floor. “…none of his friends came to see him, because there was a very high ladder to climb.” This phenomenon was common around the world—and still is today. What conclusion can we draw from this?