Let's tell a cold joke. ....

Patient: My leg hurts badly.

Doctor: How did you find out?

Patient: I was hit by a cow.

Doctor: Have your father and grandfather been beaten by cows?

Medical joke: Patient: "The food in your hospital is so expensive, is it also to make money as the main purpose?"

Doctor: "Why not make money to open a canteen?"

Patient: "If you want to make money, you have to cook better!" " "

Doctor: "Did you come to the hospital for dinner or medicine?"

Jack met Mr and Mrs John in the street. Jack asked, "John, how did you go to the clinic for amnesia last month?"

John replied, "great, the doctors there taught me a set of the most advanced memory methods." I am very different now! " "

Jack said excitedly, "Great! What's the name of that clinic? "

"Call …" John thought for a long time, but he couldn't remember. Suddenly he patted his forehead and asked Jack, "What's the name of that prickly flower?"

"You mean roses?"

"Yes, it's a rose!" After that, John turned to his wife and asked, "Ross, tell me the name of the clinic I went to last month?"

Lao Sun went to the hospital to see a doctor. He described the symptoms of his cold to the doctor and waited for the doctor to prescribe it. Who knows, the doctor urged him: What? Take the medicine quickly.

A patient called the doctor to make an appointment.

The doctor replied, "I'm sorry, sir! I can't arrange it in the past week. "

The patient said anxiously, "I may die in a week!" " "

The doctor said, "Never mind, then ask your wife to call and I can cancel the appointment."