A joke about the moon

On summer nights, Xiao Cong and Xiao Ming enjoy the cool by the swimming pool.

Suddenly, Xiao Cong looked up and saw the semi-circular moon in the sky, and said to Xiao Ming, "Strange, the moon I saw last night was round. Why is there only half left today? "

Xiao Ming didn't answer, and Xiao Cong suddenly cried again: "So that's it. Look, the other half moon has fallen into the pool. "

When the moon becomes a crescent moon

The geography teacher talked about the situation on the moon.

"The moon is so big that thousands of people in Qian Qian can live on it." The little boy Max suddenly shouted.

"What's your name?" The teacher asked.

"I think how crowded people will be when the moon turns into a crescent!"

Which is more important, the sun or the moon?

Teacher: Xiao Lin, which do you think is more important, the sun or the moon?

Kobayashi: The moon is more important.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Lin: The moon can bring light at night, but the sun seems useless and always comes out in broad daylight.

I'm not sure.

Two fools are arguing about the moon in the sky. One said it was the moon and the other said it was the sun.

Just as they were arguing, a passer-by happened to come and two fools asked him:

"Is the moon or the sun in the sky?" Passers-by replied, "I'm not from this village." I'm not sure. "

The sun is afraid of the moon

The younger brother said to his younger brother, "The sun must be afraid of the moon, right?"

Brother: "How do you know?"

Brother: "Because it only dares to come out during the day. When the moon comes out at night, I always hide and dare not show up. "

The moon hides from the rain.

Two generations got on the donkey early in the morning and prepared to go to another city. He arrived there at night.

He found many people looking at the moon and asked them what they were doing. Those people replied that they were enjoying the moon.

He looked up at the sky, and a huge moon hung high in the night sky. He was surprised and said, "We haven't seen the moon for more than ten days. It turns out that our moon is here to hide from the rain! "

Eyes like the moon

Man: I think your eyes are like the moon!

Woman: Really!

M: Yes! ! At first glance, it looks like the fifteenth ... At first glance, it looks like the first day. ...