6~7 people's sketches about New Year's Day

At this point, A crouched behind the stop sign, motionless and silent) Music picked up B bag, walked onto the stage and recited poetry. It rained on the river at dusk, and it was clear autumn. It was getting colder and colder, and the river was deserted, and the residual photos were buildings. It is a decaying place, a beautiful place. Only the Yangtze River is speechless. In the past, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time. This time, what a sad sentence! After the music stopped for the second time, I sat down with a backache, and my stomach turned back and my head was in a mess. I don't know what the problem is. I finally understand what scientific research is. A: Scientific research is a crime. B: Sorry, it's a string of words. Hehe, B looked around at the watch B: Hehe, I didn't order it. Why hasn't anyone been there yet? Hehe, I finally ranked first today. B saw the stop sign notice: notice? Notice B: I can't help it. Ahem, with my voice, I still have to sing, and I haven't heard nightmares at night. No, I have to find a place to hide. Hiding behind the stop sign, B meets A and moves the stop sign one position. Both parties were surprised. Who's the newcomer, King Gehudi? I'm Xiaogang Feng! Hey, Director Feng, this New Year movie is good. B: No, it's just that Andy's voice is a little rough. A: Better than Zhang Yimou. B: Actually, Zhang Yimou's grandson is not a bad stop sign: I hate that they are hiding from Tibet and have no technical content at all! The music started three times. Shh, someone is coming. A and b hide behind the stop sign. C and D go on stage (imitating the dance action of "both husband and wife go home"). Today is so strange. It's past four. Why hasn't anyone come yet? D: Yes. C: Look at the stop sign. C: No, this will do. Ding went to see Ding: Did you hide first? Ding looked around and found A and B Ding: OK, don't you dare to hide! C: Come out! A, b cats come out around their waists. C, B: Are you the first one? B points to A: No, he was here when I came! A to C: I, I, I haven't started queuing yet. You're already in line, you're the first! You are the first: you are the first. You are the first: you are the first. D: All right, all right, stop arguing. Tell you what, you three have a game, and whoever loses will be the first. Party A, Party B and Party C agree. Let me give you a difficult problem. Please be prepared to answer. How many suns are there in the sky? C: A Ding: Congratulations, you got it right. Both A and B said: It's too easy. D to B: Please be prepared to answer. How many moons are there in the sky? B: A Ding: Are you sure? B: Sure. D: Again, are you sure? B didn't dare to answer. He looked back at A and A nodded. B: OK. Congratulations, you got it right. B is excited and A is contemptuous. It's too easy. D: Please be prepared to answer. How many stars are there in the sky? A: Ah, here, Altair, Vega, Zhou Xingxing, stars, countless A: No, no, this question is not fooling me, start again, start again! Stop sign: OK, let's do it again. Listen to the question. Excuse me, who is the mother of rice? C thought for a moment: flowers, because peanuts Ding: Congratulations, Ding turned to B: Excuse me, who is then Mi's father? B: Butterfly Jia covers her mouth and smiles Ding: Why B: Because Butterfly Aiding: Congratulations, that's right. Ding Youjia: Who is Amy's grandmother? A is dumbfounded again: silly, of course it is a wonderful pen, because a wonderful pen gives birth to flowers. A scam: what questions for me? No, no, let's do it again. D: Well, since A won't give up, let's do it again. Please listen to the question: there is a hundred immortals cave. Excuse me, how many immortals live in this Baixian Cave? One who took the lead in raising his hand, Ding motioned one who answered. A: Haha, it's very simple. It's a hundred immortals cave, so it's a fairy. D: I'm very sorry, but your answer is wrong. The answer is that there are only statues of immortals, but no immortals. A turns to the audience: You, you, you won't let my enemies send me to play with me. Stop sign: it will be returned sooner or later. A: It seems that today is doomed. In this case, I have to make a hullabaloo about to everyone. B, c, d clap. Original text: wenmi 1 14.com Music Four Rings A Singing: We are walking on the road B, C, D: We are in high spirits. Chairman Mao led the revolutionary team and rushed on the bus in front. A, B, C and D followed the bus driver in turn, singing: Forward, Forward, Victory! A, B, C and D followed the bus and shouted: It's time to get off, you dead walk-on! Stop sign: I tell you seriously that Lao Wang is very angry and the consequences are very serious. Starting from this article, the "New Year's Eve party sketch script _ secretary 1 14_ free secretary network" is compiled by the secretary114 (www.wenmi114.com) for you. For more secretarial articles, please visit: /wenmi/ Yan Jia.