What's the biggest joke you've ever heard that makes you laugh?

My wife cooked a pot of wonton in the evening. After work, I saw my wife beating my son, ignored her, went straight to the pot, scooped up a big bowl and ate it. The wife is still scolding her son, but she can't stand it. She said: Educate children to convince others with reason, convince others with reason, put reason first, and don't beat and scold. Wife says: Have a good pot of soup wonton, this son of a bitch pees in it. I was annoyed and shouted; Honey, have a rest. I will do it.