Funny jokes or stories about words.

1.___, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

(The positive solution is "If my belt widens, I will never regret it". I admit that this is something wrong with my brain. )

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _

A: There is a clear spring in my heart.

The positive solution is "only the source of living water is coming", but we still have some water problems ~ ~ ~)

3. When to cut the western window candle together, _ _ _

Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time")

4. Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _

Classmate a: don't move.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )

5. The beauty of an adult gentleman, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people succeed.

(faint directly)

6. The poor are immune, _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.

(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)

7.___, everyone knows you.

A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan ||| ...)

8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, _ _ _

Classmate A: Iron bars can also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ (I guess it's not as simple as grinding into needles)

(The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person")

9. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix,

A: plucking a phoenix is not as good as plucking a chicken.

Another student replied: Both husband and wife returned to China.

(The positive solution is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _

Classmate A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

Another student replied: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.

1 1.__, the wife of dross is not allowed to go to court.

A: Married men don't go to bed.

(The Chinese teacher is angry! )

12. May people live a long life, _ _ _

Classmate A: An eternal flower.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles together")

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _

Classmate A: Climb the tortoise by the East Village River.

(Yes, it's quite neat)

14. I suggest that God stand up again, _ _ _

Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.

(The positive solution is "Don't stick to one pattern and drop talents", Gong Zizhen)

15. I was born useful, _ _ _

Classmate A: Show your magic at the critical moment.

Another student replied: the mouse son can make holes.

(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)

16. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, _ _ _

Classmate A: People do not waste their youth!

(The positive solution is "If there is no hate, the moon will be long and round", Li He's Song of the Golden Copper Immortal Han Dynasty) (There is also a saying that "the right path in the world is vicissitudes")

17. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Please don't tell him.

(The positive solution is "a piece of ice is in the jade pot")

18. The final exam produced couplets, and the first couplet was the hero of the work.

The couplets of junior three students are: I am charming.

19. A good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, _ _ _

Classmate A: If you don't eat, you are a big fool.

Who hasn't died in life since ancient times, _ _ _

Classmate A: Only some people died one after another.

(Ending: The bird was left by the teacher to give a lecture after the parent-teacher meeting ...)

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _

A: Li Bai slept soundly.

2 1. Looking at the leopard in the test tube, _ _ _

Classmate A: Scared me.

(Ha ha ha! The positive solution is "visible")

22.___, fly into the homes of ordinary people

Classmate A: Kangjia Caiba TV Station

23. Wine luminous cup, _ _ _

There's a lot of money, beautiful woman.

24.____, pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

The representative work of junior one students: ghost knocking at the door in the middle of the night

25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five buckets of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six buckets" …

26. I am old, and people are old, _ _ _

Classmate A: Wife, my wife and other people's wives.

(The teacher later commented that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha)

27. Think that year, Jin Ge iron horse, _ _ _

Classmate A: Look now, watch and fight.

(The positive solution is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger")

28. I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam in grade five.

Classmate A: The taste is the same.

(Laughing at the invigilator and principal outside)

29. Junior one students pair up, "Hold the mountain in your arms between the white clouds in the city, _ _ _ _ _"

Classmate A: I went to the hotel to put the young lady to bed.

His Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot and died.

30. If two kinds of feelings are long-lasting, _ _

Classmate A: It should be when two people get married.

3 1. Qian Fan is on the side of the sunken ship, _ _ _

Classmate A: There are many tricks to be complacent.

32. Use books, hate less, _ _ _

Classmate A: By the end of the month, there will not be enough money.

33. If this day is sentimental, it will be old, _ _ _

Classmate A: People die young when they are affectionate.

(The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round without enmity")

34. Who has not died since ancient times, _ _ _

Classmate A: Who has no paper in his stool?

(No language ...)

35. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? ___"

Sorry, I DONT't know. ...

(The positive solution is "it should be green, fat, red and thin")

36. I once tested a sentence from Mr. Lu Xun: "_ _ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan."

Classmate A: He stabbed me with a knife.

37. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: "The door where people go in and out is locked. _ _, a voice shouted: _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body climb out of the dog hole ..."

Classmate A: The holes for dogs to climb out are also locked/damn, they are all locked!

38. Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, _ _

Classmate A: Can I have an extra copy?

The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not enough. )

39. When I was a freshman, I had a monthly exam, and the last sentence said, "Laugh to the sky. (Positive solution) Are our people Artemisia people? " . Someone in the class wrote: one

I twisted my waist by accident. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving." Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; also

People are unique. Write: Heroes come from troubled times.

40. How much can you worry about, _ _

A: Just like a pot of Erguotou.

(The teacher criticized "You drank too much again ...")