TikTok’s classic funny quotes and jokes, the most popular and funny copywriting on TikTok in 2020

1. Don’t envy us for not having homework during the holidays. Do you know how tiring it is to play for a day?

2. Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin. .

3. The requirements for finding a boyfriend are not high, and those who have talked to girls are not required.

4. A girl with a really low smile point will start to giggle at you if you smile at her for a few seconds.

5. There are no obstacles in this world that cannot be overcome, only obstacles that cannot be overcome.

6. I can sell my dreams and pretend to be cool. I am a super invincible beautiful girl.

7. In order to prevent me from spending money randomly again this month, I spent all the money in advance.

8. Give me a steamed bun in the cafeteria as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

9. Narcissism is not a sin. If you are obsessed with me, please wait in line.

10. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short.

11. Why do I often have tears in my eyes? It’s because my deskmate always embarrasses me.

12. Although you have a husband, what’s wrong with having me?

13. Don’t use honey traps on me in the future, otherwise I will fall into your trap.

14. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

15. There is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

16. Life will make you miserable for a while, and after you adapt, it will make you miserable for the rest of your life.

17. Behind a successful man there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss there must be a group of unlucky employees.

18. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed and it’s time to show off.

19. In fact, appearance is not important. The most important thing about love is feeling. I have no feeling about being ugly.

20. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and so silly and naive!

21. Every time I see a thin person on the street, I think Give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

22. The most painful thing is late at night, when you go out without any money in your pocket!

23. Self-cultivation for girls to take photos: take only one selfie out of three thousand.

24. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, and sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. For a long time, there is no day suitable for going to work.

25. I found that I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

26. I don’t like you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

27. Wear perfume when you have money, and apply toilet water when you have no money.

28. Never quarrel with your parents, you will only get beaten when you win.

29. Don’t leave, I can’t bear it. Could you please give me the money for the little pudding?

30. When I broke up with my ex, it was fine during the day, but once At night, I couldn't suppress my inner feelings, and I laughed secretly under the quilt.

31. You don’t have to be nice to everyone, and they won’t pay you.

32. An apple a day can drive away the doctor. What's even more powerful is that one head of garlic a day can drive everyone away.

33. Some people are like this. They are maggots and feel that the whole world is a cesspit.

34. How to transfer money from your brain to a bank card, wait online, urgent!

35. It’s not that reading is useless, but that your reading is useless, mainly because you don’t have use.

36. Maturity does not mean that your heart grows old, but that you pretend to be cool less and less.

37. You scold me because you don’t know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

38. Young people should not lose confidence just because of one subject of mathematics. This is not the only subject that you cannot master.

39. When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold.

40. Confession on Valentine’s Day, but people won’t listen. People don't believe me if I confess my love on April Fool's Day. Confessing love on Qingming Festival is not something others should do.

41. Sometimes, I wonder if what I see is the same thing as what everyone else in the world sees. Maybe there's a short circuit somewhere in my head.

42. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, do you have any good boyfriend recommendations?

43. I am a principled person, and my principle only has three words, it depends on my mood.

44. When it comes to selfies: 30% of it is destined, 70% of it depends on filters.

45. My mother said you can’t make bad friends, so my friends are all bad.

46. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine’s Day, but my family is celebrating Labor Day.

47. That boy, if he dares not to like me, he is just looking for a chance.

48. I am sleepy all year round, but I am most awake when lying in bed.

49. I am a very unstable person. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I have no choice but to follow the crowd.

50. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

51. Heroes don’t ask where they come from. Love comes with my speed.

52. The Chinese Valentine's Day, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

53. The life of a foodie is like a train. To sum it up: go shopping, go eat, go eat.

54. I called a cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt had to wear shoe covers when entering the house. I quickly said: No, no, you can just step in! Cleaning lady: No, I'm afraid it will stain my shoes.

55. After meeting you, I realized that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

56. You added me but didn’t chat with me, didn’t give me likes, and didn’t come to seduce me. Are you looking for an opportunity to plot against me?

57. Poverty restrictions I buy so many things, why don’t I limit my weight?

58. It’s autumn. I opened my closet and saw that it’s time for me to go shopping. I opened my wallet and saw that I’m still young and not cold.

59. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

60. I want to give a negative review to my future partner’s mother. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received it yet.

61. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a loli face, but do you dare to have a man’s heart?

62. I would rather be in love with you than break up with you, and you still say that I don’t love you?

63. It is said that those who study accounting and medicine are a perfect match. A fatal one.

64. Back then, he was ambitious to conquer the world, but now he retires just for him.

65. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how much I wear, I feel like running naked.

66. Although you are not very good-looking, the world cannot survive without you, because without you no one can bring out the beauty of the world.

67. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

68. It’s holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around it.

69. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the phone got jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

70. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall.

71. I met an old classmate on the street today. I didn’t expect that he was so poor, but he only put one dollar into my bowl.

72. There are some things that don’t require debate. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

73. When I have money, let’s buy two lollipops. You can watch me eat one lollipop, and I can eat the other lollipop to show you.

74. The reason for being fat is probably that my small body cannot accommodate my great personality.

75. I make 2,000 a month and feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I am still single now. I dare not have a girlfriend because I am afraid that my girlfriend will take advantage of my money.

76. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I realized that the people I like are all good-looking.

77. Everyone who goes to bed after saying "good night" is often still feeling bad half an hour later.

78. Be a cute little fairy, and then make the whole world cute.

79. Don’t be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but be afraid of surprises when you open the lid. Enjoy one more bottle.

80. Being ugly is the best self-defense. Ugly people will have a safe life.