Complete works of perfume advertising jokes

A fire in winter-Meijiajing moisturizing lipstick

Smart people choose "fool"-fool camera

For the sake of your health, please don't use your scalp as a floor shampoo.

You don't have to be particularly smart-Megatron is smart.

Not a penny-American toothpaste is free.

Beautiful moment-Konica camera

A hundred words are worth a printed matter-Zhanjiang Canon Copier

Cupid perfume combines the luxury of the past with the challenge of today, and it only takes one drop to make you step into an extraordinary realm-Cupid perfume.

The Oriental Pearl Combining Modern Western Colors with China's Traditional History —— Hongkong Tourism Public Service Advertisement

Input thousands of words, play deep feelings-four-way Chinese and foreign word processors

Beyond the Arctic and Across the Desert —— Ford Liuhe Automobile

A brave companion-Beijing Jeep Automobile Co., Ltd.

Another Edmund Halley comet swept through Taiwan Province Province-Edmund Electric.

Out of China People's Own Way-Puteng Electric Appliances

German Volkswagen: "Small is good."

Coca-Cola: "Enjoy the fresh moment."

Marlboro cigarettes: "Marlboro men."

Nike: "Just do as you say."

McDonald's: "You should take a day off."

De Beers: "Diamonds last forever, but one lasts forever."

Ge: "Ge brings a better life."

Miller brand light beer: "The wonderful taste is beyond words."

Clairaux hair dye: "Did she use it? She is useless? "

Elvis Presley: "We are trying."

FedEx: "Fast-legged waiter."

Apple computer: "1984."

Arka Schultz: "All kinds of advertisements."

Pepsi: "Pepsi, just to the taste."

Mai's coffee: "Didi Xiang, the meaning is still unfinished."

Ivory soap: "100% purity."

American Rapid Transit Company: "Do you know me?"

United States Recruitment Service: "Become a generalist."

Anasin painkiller: "Quick, quick, quick."

Rolling Stone: "The feeling is real.

Eye drops advertisement: please turn your eyes a few times after dripping, so that the liquid medicine can spread all over the world.

Flower shop advertisement: Send some flowers to your favorite person, but don't forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: This product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is really a great effort.

Beauty salon advertisement: Please don't flirt with the women in our shop. She may be your grandmother.

New book advertisement: This book includes ten short stories, which I wrote by staying up for many nights. Now I dedicate one yuan to readers, which means a short story is worth ten cents.

Safety advertisement: If you are addicted to smoking, you can smoke here, but please leave your address first so that you can send the ashes to your family.

Football association 10 rushed out of the Asian blueprint: add 0! (130 mobile phone upgrade)

Football Association chooses foreign coaches: very cola, very selective. (very cola)

The football association's responsibility for the defeat of the top nine: clean at the touch. (Qilijie cleaner)

Football Association Summary: Good Kung Fu! (BBK VCD)

Football Association's attitude towards Horton: I choose, I like it. (Anta sports shoes)

Olympic athletes retain Horton: Our glory comes from your grace. (Sassoon Shampoo)

Fan Zhiyi, who works in the Crystal Palace, named her daughter "Fan Sijing": her love for crystal will never change. (Xizhilang Jelly)

Fan Zhiyi promised Horton himself that loving you equals loving yourself. (Wahaha pure water)

Chen Dong lost the ball inexplicably against South Korea and Bahrain: one early and one late. (Contac cold medicine)

"Class is over", "match-fixing" and "black whistle" emerge one after another: there is no limit to "sports". (Adidas) China Women's Football Team: Real Kung Fu! (Aiduo VCD)

Fans who never watch football in China: Life can be better. (Midea Air Conditioning)

Bar incident: deep feelings make wine stronger! (wild electric dry red)

The decline of local coaches: domestic products should be self-reliant. (Oni shampoo)

The fans said to Horton's "China First": It is better to say than to do. (BBK VCD)

Lack of sense of responsibility of Olympic athletes: the choice of a new generation. (Pepsi)

Zhang's bald head: Let your hair dance together. (Lux shampoo)

Interesting xiehouyu

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Baidu recorded your name-jealousy (degree)

Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they know what they have suffered (or "what they have suffered can't be said")

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Burn charcoal with a flagpole (alas, enjoy it)

Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.

Here are some common two-part allegorical sayings:

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-you can't tell how bitter it is.

A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.

Blind people eat soup-know well.

Zhang Er monk-scratching their heads.

You can't steal the chicken and not eat the rice, that is to say, you didn't take advantage, but suffered.

Throw bombs in the toilet-arouse people's feces (anger)

Death married a woman-a ghost.

The following are common two-part allegorical sayings in Cantonese:

Sweet potato falls into air furnace-stew

Wet Elemene-Pumping at both ends

Watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see it.

Open henhouse-self-entry

Mongolian Khan-Kublai Khan: I was beaten in the ass (suddenly = ass; Fierce = cracked)

People's hearts and stomachs are separated, and trees and skin are separated-it is difficult to understand each other.

Looking for a needle in a haystack-I don't know where to start.

Only when you learn to cut your hair will you encounter a beard-it is difficult to cut your hair (mention)

Carry cotton wool in rainy days-the heavier you carry, the heavier you get.

Carry straw on rainy days-the heavier you carry, the heavier you get.

Wang Pangzi jumped into the well-he couldn't get down.

Put it into the bucket from your hand-Zuo Lan's right hand is blue.

Looking for the moon in the water-nowhere to find it

Picking up snails on the burning ridge-it's hard to find.

The tortoise fell into the indigo shell-the shell is blue (difficult)

Fixing watches with tongs-nowhere to start.

Burning pepper-suffocate to death

Boiling stones in water-tenacity.

Pig iron casting earth god-hard god (support)

Birds in cages-it's hard to fly with wings.

The silk thread is tongue-tied-hard to understand.

The sheep's head is stuck in the fence-it's easier to stretch your head (hand) than shrink your head (hand).

Old sow drilling fence-dilemma

The mouse drills the corner-step by step.

It is inevitable that a mouse meets a cat.

The sun rises in the western hills-rare.

Centennial adopted son-rare

Living in hell-it's hard to see the sun.

I want to plow in Zhushan-I can't move.

Snow boiling in a cold pot-insoluble

Sailing on the beach-dilemma

Two-handed basket-left basket (difficult) and right basket (difficult)

South cicada, the toad of Suzhou (difficult)

Sesame on the tip of a needle-hard to top.

Rolling in the mud-rolling deeper and deeper

Wu Dalang is on the wall-he can go up, but he can't come down.

My shoulder hurts-I can't stand it.

Bamboo shoots in rock crevices-hold on tight.

There are wolves before and tigers behind-dilemma

Pulling a cart on a muddy road-getting deeper and deeper

Eating bacon is fast-it's hard.

Zhao Kuangyin climbed up the wall-four doors were blocked.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-there is suffering.

Bridging with incense sticks-sadness

Fist hot pepper.

Sorghum stalks carry water-they can't carry it.

Ant on hot bricks-cornered

It's hard to catch the duck on the shelf.

Brain tumor-a heavy burden behind it

There are too many mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Sedan chair sparrow-can't afford it.

Dig your ear with a spoon-it won't go down.

The weasel wears a cowbell-I can't jingle.

It's a foregone conclusion-it's hard to move.

Pheasant in a fishing net-it is difficult to fly with wings.

The rice caught by the sieve can't go up or down.

Catch lice on the wadding mat-endless rotation

Make a hat hat-loathe to give up.

Sprinkle pepper down your throat-it's terrible.

Chopsticks bridge-sadness

Chopsticks pierce the eye of a needle-it's hard to get in.

The iron ring of the oil press is tightly clamped.

Sleeping on the wall-unable to turn over.

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Olive core pad-not horizontal, not vertical

The lame man goes down the mountain-this step is easier than the next.

Riding on the back of a tiger-that is, it is difficult to get up and down.

Dojo in snail shell-difficult

Toad padded the corner of the table-struggling to survive.

The craftsman carried the burden when he rushed to the scene-a basket before and after (difficult)

Dried bean curd-pressed

Cut a penny in the middle of the river-you can't reach the shore at both ends.