What are the classic jokes in the Soviet Union?

An old man was scattered on the sidewalk and accidentally fell into the river by the side of the road, shouting for help! Two policemen heard it, but turned a blind eye. They still talk and laugh as they walk.

The old man was in a hurry and shouted "Down with Brezhnev"!

Hearing this, the two policemen jumped into the river, dragged the old man ashore and handcuffed him.

2. Joke 2:

After World War II, an old woman in rural Poland saw photos posted on the street and said that she looked like her nephew. Others reprimanded her: What nonsense? This is Comrade Stalin.

Old lady: What does he do? He drove away the Nazis.

The old lady asked eagerly, can he drive the Russians away, too?

3. Joke 3:

A young man complained at work: "What a terrible government!"

As a result, a KGB heard about it and was arrested.

The young man argued: "I didn't say which government at all." How can you arrest me casually? "

"You little liar!"

The KGB growled, "I have worked here for more than 20 years. I won't know which government is bad? "