Dream marriage lines and dialogues

A Everything is changing now, and it’s changing quite fast, one day at a time. Take our cross talk, it sounds like this today, and it will be the same tomorrow. B What?

A Changed. The same goes for people's thoughts. Take me as an example. In the past, I only wanted to get rich, but now I don't think so. This is a change. B Yes!

A The idea in the past was wrong. I just wanted to get rich. What kind of thinking is this? B That’s right.

A I don’t have the idea of ??getting rich. B You are better than them.

A It’s better to have more money! B You are not as good as them!

A With your kind of thinking, you are in a dilemma! B You are the only one who has this kind of thinking!

A It’s a joke to talk about getting rich. B What?

A I made a fortune once, more than 20 years ago. I picked up a large leather bag after a night show at Sanqing Theater in Dashilar. When I opened my wallet, I took a look and saw that there were more than 500,000 yuan in winnings and receipts! I suddenly became rich, and with a thunder, I became a rich man in the blink of an eye. What did it mean to have money in the old society? Pay attention to food, clothing and ostentation. You have to be particular about your clothes. You think, now that I have money, I must be particular about it. B That’s right. Can you wear it?

A If you think about it, I will put on my western leather jacket on June 13th. B Please wait first! Isn’t it hot to wear a leather jacket on June 13th?

A If it’s not hot, make the grass cloth noodles! B That’s not cool either!

A There is also a small cotton-padded jacket and pants inside. B It’s just a shame!

A I am wearing seventeen top hats. From a distance, I look like a chimney turned into a spirit. B. Big bunch of candied haws.

A My monthly subscription car has three footbells. B There are two of them?

A The three of us! One on each side. B Which one is in the middle?

A is poked with the stick of civilization. I was even more tired from sitting than the driver. B Yes! Your hands and feet are free from time to time.

A has barbecue for breakfast. B. Is there anything like that?

A drinks ice cream, but he doesn’t dare to drink it when it’s too cold. He has to take a spoon to heat it up, add some sesame sauce, add three sanitary balls, put four chickens on it, and bring it up... B, drink it. ?

A I poured it down! It's not a taste! B: No way, it’s the taste.

A It made me crazy, so I ran to Shanghai. B Why did you go to Shanghai?

A went to Shanghai and stayed at the largest hotel in Huangpu Beach, which cost 60 yuan per room per day. I left eight gates alone. B. Two rooms are not enough?

A No! All eight rooms are useful. There is a dining room, a living room, a shower room, and a toilet, which takes up four rooms. B Where are the other four?

A Those four rooms take turns sleeping. B. Sleep in one room for one night.

A No! This house sleeps for five minutes, that house sleeps for five minutes. When sleeping, hold the watch. Go in, spread out the quilt, take off your clothes, and get in. I looked at my watch and saw that there was still one minute left. I quickly put on my clothes, folded my bed, and ran to the house again. B Just tossing!

A Walk here and there every day. Everything is good, but the only bad thing is that he doesn't understand the dialect. B Oh! Don't understand the local dialect.

A I miss my hometown when I am in a foreign country, but I miss Beijing again when I arrive in Shanghai. Why! I met an acquaintance in Beijing who is also a cross talker among us. You know this person. B Who is it?

A XXX, this person’s heart is broken! B What?

A was in Shanghai that year, so he met me on Guangxi Road: "xx, I came here to look for our relatives, but couldn't find them. They moved. I'm stuck here. You Can you find something for me?" I said, "Where can I find something for you? Why don't you just have time to eat here? It doesn't matter, go to my store." He shaved his head, bathed and changed his clothes, from his head to his feet. B Enough friends!

A "You want a fox-legged leather jacket first." B What month is this?

A It’s around June 20th. B Wearing a fox-leg fur coat in June 20th?

A. I am covering my body here, and I also ask him to accompany me and cover it. B Two sweaty bags!

A I called everyone in the store over. "Let me introduce you. Mr. xx is my closest friend. What he has is mine, and what is mine is his. No one is allowed to restrict access.

"Let me tell you, how about we make friends? B is unequivocal!

A! Compassion brings disaster. What happened to B?

I went out that day, wait for me to come back At first glance, there was nothing in my room! I asked the people in the store, and they said, "You can't ask us. You said that he is not allowed to come in and out." "I asked him where he was. The person in the store said: "He has canceled his registered permanent residence and said that he wants to return to Beijing if there is any news. "Oh! I can't say this, I can't explain it, I'm suffering from typhoid fever! I don't have much money left, how can I afford to stay in such a big hotel? What should B do?

A, move to a hotel. I can’t afford to live in a hotel or an apartment. I’ve fallen into a bad situation and slept with a beggar. I don’t want to say that anymore. I feel sad when I come out!

It’s already the twelfth lunar month and I’m wearing a big hollow cotton jacket. Don't mention it!

A is called a cotton-padded jacket or three kinds of clothes.

A is a jacket in the front and a coat in the back. There are two ounces of cotton on the cuffs. I have never seen clothes like B.

A has good people everywhere. The shopkeeper saw me and said, "XXX, seeing as you look like this, I'd better hurry back." Let’s go to Beijing. I said, "Shopkeeper, you know what I said, I have no clothes on my body, no food in my belly, and no money in my hands. How can I go back?" "It has been prepared for you a long time ago." "Open the safe and take out two large sums for me. Two hundred yuan for B?

Twenty cents for A! Two cents for B!

How can A give me two hundred yuan? My money is better than being sent away to beg for food. We have been running around for a while and still don’t understand this? I said: "Shopkeeper, wait a minute, what do you think of the two cents you gave me?" Oh, are you treating me like a beggar? Let me tell you, when the person named He gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and said cruelly: "Isn't it just your two cents?" "B Don't want it?

A "I'll take it! "B has it?

A is a layman. Who will give you a penny at that time? It is also good to buy some roasted sweet potatoes. Does B now know that money is good?

A, you say people are unlucky enough to eat sweet potatoes, but what about B?

A will eat less and less!

A will eat less! I walked north for several days, it was snowing heavily, I was wet on top, and walked on underneath. I had no clothes on my body and no food in my belly. My upper and lower teeth were so cold that I became more and more sad as I thought about it. Why am I still alive? ? It's better to jump into a well and die! What you said is that people will be unlucky, and there will be a well when you say that there will be a well.

As soon as A goes up the slope, there is a vegetable garden. Well (gesture), if three people jump in, no one can touch each other. B is such a big well.

There is a shack next to A. There are two people sleeping in the shack. Don’t ask. He must be watching the food. When I saw that there was no one around, I jumped in without anyone noticing.

Why can’t A jump?

< p>A, you think, we are in the clear and can't do secret things. I woke up one of the waiters, and I discussed it with him. If he let me dance, I would dance with them; if he didn't let me dance, I would dance. It doesn’t matter if you jump somewhere else. B I’ve never heard of someone jumping into a well after waking up?

A “Brother, wake up. "Do you want to buy it?" "Buy nothing, borrow your light, and jump into the well." He was so frightened that his color changed, and he held me tight and said, "If you have any trouble, just tell me!" More than 300 people in our village live pointing to this well! You're done in one jump. "The more he pulls me, the more I jump. B really wants to die!

Who really wants to die? I am trying to scare him. When he gets scared, he gives me dozens of dollars to deal with. I Just live! B, listen, what kind of behavior is this!

A yelled, and the other one woke up: "The second one, are you yelling?" "Brother, come on. Look, this man is about to jump." "Let go!" It’s time to jump early, and some wake people up to jump into the well! "B This person understands.

A "I said, who wants to jump into the well? "Lend me your light!" "It's just you. Is there anyone else?" "Those are the words of Sanqingzi. Why do you want to marry a brother just to jump into a well? "It's just me.

"It's easy for you to handle it alone. This is our own garden and our own well. We have been operating it for more than 30 years, and we still don't have a dancing master. There's nothing else to say. Brother, please open one!" "B, let's see if you jump this time!

A, he is really good at this place, he asked me to open it for him! "If I don't want to open it for you, why don't I call you!" To die, just to die in the open. Tell the truth. Is this well sweet and bitter? "B, why do you ask this?

A is looking for steps to walk. B, he said sweet water?

A, sweet water, I will not die, I am a miserable person and cannot let God do anything, I am looking for misery Go. B. He said bitter water?

I am a miserable person who has suffered all my life. B. Hey!

A doesn’t care what he says, I won’t die. He laughed at me: “You ask about this water? "B. Sweet or bitter?

A. "Half sweet but not bitter! "B can drink whatever he wants.

A has two natures. How can he be a man of two natures? You are a young man! You dare not save someone's life even if you refuse to save him? Are you barefooted and afraid that you should wear shoes? It's okay, I'm so anxious!

A, I knelt down and said nonsense to them? /p>

A "I've been hungry for three days and haven't eaten anything. Do you have any leftover food for me to eat?" I will never forget your benefits as long as I live. "B is talking nonsense? You are suing others!

A just bluffed those two away! B is so soft-hearted!

A "Young and young. It would be better if you learn a little bit and tell me this earlier. Scaring us by jumping into a well? The second one, get it to him. "After a while, they brought me two pancakes and half a casserole of millet porridge. "Come on, you can even give me this pot!" "Why does B want this pot?

A is asking for food. B is afraid of hunger this time.

A gave me another bundle of firewood and half a box of matches. "Go, go to the Earth Temple in the north and go there. That's our father-in-law's place. "I came to Tutu Temple and fanned the X (left wooden right hand), dusted off the dust on the altar table, lit the firewood, and chased away the cold air in the temple. I sat on the pot, and after eating, I put pancakes on it. The porridge was hot. I drank the porridge. Then I put the firewood and ashes into the casserole. I hugged the casserole, wrapped my cotton-padded jacket around me, and rested my head on the incense burner. I was sleeping like this for three days - B seemed to be sleeping. < /p>

A blames me, I missed the tax! B, you missed the tax!

A is sleeping here, when he hears the sound of a car outside the door, stop! Two people got out of the car and one said: "Look! "Who said: "Don't worry, he can't go far, he must have entered the temple! "B may have caught a thief.

If A catches the person who smashed the open flame, he will shoot me later! When he got scared, he jumped down and hid under the altar table to look out. The two people who came in didn't look like they were official officials. Yes. What does B look like?

A is dressed like a follower, wearing a leather coat and holding an electric stick in his hand: "Take a photo - it's not like you are here, come out!" "I said: "Not me. "As soon as the two people rushed forward - B tied you up?

A then knelt down for me! Forget about calling me a nice guy. What did B call you?

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A "Master Gu, who has offended you again? The old lady gave us three days, and the installment is on the second day. If we can't find you tomorrow, we will have to be sent to the county! Master Gu, please go back with us! "B, do you have relatives here?

Who does A have relatives? B, why do you call your aunt? A, people recognized the wrong person. B, that's right.

A I have to give you a clue: "Can you take a closer look at a young man like me? "The follower was making trouble; "My aunt, my words are worthy of your words. I raised you from a small child, and I can recognize even the skin and bones. "These two people simply recognized the wrong person. B!

A has recognized the wrong person. Do you want me to go with him or not? B, then go with him.

Should A go with him? Let’s see what he’s looking for. He’s looking for his son or nephew to go with him. Why are you looking for nothing? If not, do you think this is a light beating? Then don’t go.

A, you will have to starve to death in this temple.

B Do you have any ideas?

A asked him about it. If there are many men in his family, I won’t go there. The men will not be treated lightly. It doesn't matter if there are many women, just complain twice and run away. B: This is nothing to say. You are my aunt and you don’t know who I am?

A is talking about business, and uses my words to trick him: "Now that you two brothers are here, go back and tell him that I have no intention of committing suicide!" I didn’t plan to die!

A "Look, my clothes are in tatters. If I go back like this, who do you think I can deserve? I'll find a classmate to change my clothes before I go back tomorrow!" The follower said: " My dear, you are so confused. Who else is there in your family? The old lady is your hometown; Dare you laugh at me?" I didn't expect it to be an old widow with a girl (looking very proud). B What do you want to do?

A Walk in the head. Get into the car with a casserole in your hand. B Just throw away the casserole!

A layman. Throw it away? When I got there, I saw that no, there was no one left to beg for food! B This time I was afraid of hunger.

A The car was driving really fast, and the corner was coming. At the Guangliang gate in the north of the road, there are four locust trees, horse stones and horse stakes. The light bulb at the door is so big (gesture), it has more than 84,600 candles. B Is there such a large number of candles?

A It looks like daytime. The attendant got off the car and shouted inside: "Meet my aunt!" More than two hundred people came out. The big ones, the small ones, the messengers, the servant girls, the old ladies, standing around like this made me afraid to get out of the car. B What?

A It’s dark in the Earth Temple. Two people with four eyes are blinded no matter what. There were more than 200 people and more than 400 eyes. One of them could tell: "This is not our grandpa!" Trouble! Not down? The car is at the door! B What should I do?

A I have to show off my style, holding the casserole as if holding a purse, flicking my sleeves and covering my face: "Don't look like this!" Go in! With a quick grab, he snatched out the two taels of cotton from the cuffs! B This time it’s a jacket.

As soon as A entered the second door, he saw my old lady coming out of the upper room. B Do you know him?

A I don’t know him. B Then how do you know?

A There is a reason. The one holding the arm between the two mothers must be my old lady. There was no one who helped my mother for a walk around the yard after dinner. B Never heard of it!

A knelt down at the door and covered his face with his hands: "Oh my God, I'm back!" B. Why are you still ashamed?

A Who is ashamed? B Then why are you covering your face?

A I’m afraid she’ll see it! B Right.

A The old lady said: "Oh! If I can't find it for two more days, you have to lie down outside. Sooner or later you will make me angry to death. Go inside!" Didn't see it! I was shivering from the cold outside, and I was covered in sweat when I entered the house. B What?

A Surrounded by heating pipes, there are eight large stoves. They are all so tall, so thick, such a big stove plate, and such a big furnace eye (gesture). Eight tons of coal are only half poured into them! The flames shot up to nine feet high! B Huh! Where is that room?

There are holes in the house! B If there are no holes, then everything is intact!

A When I look in the mirror, my teeth are white. "Take me to the bathroom to take a bath." B Is there a bathtub at home?

A Someone brought me six pieces of soap. I ate three pieces and washed three pieces. B Why do you eat three pieces?

A This is called seeing the light inside and outside. B This... cleanse the intestines!

After A took a shower, there was a small door here with "Changing Room" written on it. I went over to open the box and took a look. It was filled with lake crepe, buckle crepe, flowery crepe, etc. Kara, rattle, goose satin, Guan Ning silk, imitation satin; there are no coarse cloth, blue cloth, large white cloth, moon white, gray market, light wool blue. B How poor is this child!

A We know how to wear clothes, but we can’t make others laugh when we wear them. B Of course.

A Wear three pieces of soft-topped trousers and jacket, three pieces of trousers and jacket, and three pieces of sweaters and woolen trousers. Wear a five-silk silk gown or a spun silk gown. Camel hair robe, velvet-lined cotton robe, and a coat worn outside the cotton robe. A leather jacket is worn outside the coat, a mandarin is worn outside the leather jacket, and a waistcoat is worn outside the mandarin jacket.

Tie a bag, wear a straw hat, and wear a felt pullover. B What virtue?

A. As soon as I sat down on the sofa, the old lady didn’t even mention the compliment. B. How can I praise you?

A "It's true that a man is just as good as his clothes and his horse is a saddle. I don't look good without a sword and ruler. This sword and ruler -" B. Does it look good?

A "He has become a bear!" B He has become a bear!

A "Have you eaten?" Why don't you show off when you come to your own home? B ate!

A "I haven't eaten anything for three days!" B You should be more ambitious!

A It is so hungry that it feels uncomfortable. "Place western food for me." This is going to kill you! B What?

A There are no chopsticks in Western food, just knives and forks, and I have never used them. He took a knife and poked it in his mouth, breaking his tongue. B You should be careful.

A and I were about to drink when the old lady called my mother: "Go! Send a message to the lady, saying that his son-in-law is back and let them meet." This is a good opportunity. I have to see Miss. If she's good-looking, I'll tolerate it with her; if she's not as good-looking as me... B Then you're leaving?

A I can bear it too! B I can’t bear it no matter what!

A What to eat here! B Did you eat it when you saw it?

A After a while, four little maids came with the young lady on their arms. They pulled the damper and oh! I took a look at this young lady! She looks so angry that the four beauties are angry. B Please tell me.

A: Smiling and praising Si, hating Daji, sick Xi Shi, and drunk Concubine Yang. The fish is sinking and the geese are falling, the moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed. They are so modern and beautiful. Cut their heads and perm their hair! B. How can you still be poor?

A has one foot inside the threshold and one foot outside the threshold. Seeing that I am happy first and then worried, this energy makes it difficult for me to learn! B Are you studying?

A "Oh! Myster X is back?" B Is there any English here?

A "Who offended you? Once you left, and now you left, the old lady still took care of us when she was alive, but when the old lady died, we had to show up with you! Looking at you, you are such a stranger. Unable to teach, shameless. Very annoying, very annoying, you are so annoying!" B, you are so annoying!

A The old lady said: "Don't bother talking, I will get married to you during the Chinese New Year." Chinese New Year? Eight years of waiting! The old woman beside me said kind words to me: "Old lady, you are getting more and more confused as you get older. My uncle comes and goes just to prevent the marriage from being consummated, and the young lady comes and falls sick to prevent the marriage from being consummated. You might as well do it as early as possible. That's it." The old lady said: "Okay! Check the imperial calendar." When I check the imperial calendar, Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, today is a good day (showing a proud look)! B What do you want to do?

A I changed my clothes again, wearing a red cross and a flower arrangement. The two main gates are hung with lanterns and colorful decorations. After worshiping heaven and earth, you enter the bridal chamber. When I got to the bridal chamber, I looked at it like this. I was so confused that everything fell to the ground. The bed was covered with a shiny satin mattress, a satin quilt, and pillows, pillows, and mandarin duck pillows. The young lady sat on the bed and smiled at me. I took a step towards the bed and it was amazing! B What?

A The force used was too great. With a loud bang, I fell from the altar table to the ground. The casserole was broken, my cotton-padded jacket was caught, and my neck was injured! B Aren’t you married?

A Where? I was dreaming in the temple! B: Dreaming!