Chasing girls' humorous sentences

1. Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies? My hands are sore after reading it several times.

I find you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

3. Your lip shape is very nice. Say you love me rather than kiss me.

Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

5. Thousands of lamps. I just like you.

I think I have the best eyes in the world. Because I have a crush on it.

7. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

8. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

9. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

10. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous!

1 1. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

12. Tomorrow is vivid and concrete, and there is only one you.

13. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

14. Think about your feelings: there is no salt in the cooking; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

15. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

16. I want to make your lip balm during the day and your hand warmer at night.

17. It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

18. I have super powers. What? I like you very much.

19. I want to travel around the world, and you are my world, right beside you.

20. I didn't know until today that I drifted to get close to you.

2 1. Whether you are crying or lazy, I like you.

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours.

23. I have only been drunk once, but I want to be drunk in your heart all my life.

I heard that my young lady is a good housekeeper, and I want to hear more about her in my lifetime.

All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate.

26. You came to me with a smile. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.

27. Save water, so don't take a bath alone.

28. I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.