Qingdao dialect

Wife: "Old Wang, where do you take Biyang's Five Classics at midnight?"

Wang: "I'm going out for a stroll."

Wife: "It's too late to make wood, why are you taking a walk?"

Wang: "I'm just doing it."

Wife: "Come from Anyang, I don't know you yet? You Friends took me out to see the poker place, right?"

Wang: "Muyimuyi"

Wife: "Muyi, Muyi, I told you to hang out tonight. Dare to go out! ! !"

Wang: "Are you a monster or something?" Platoon is you and me! !

Wife: "You won't earn it if I give you some good looks, but you'll pay me back if your nose gets hurt! (Holding a horse in hand) I'll take care of you!!!