Funny and heartwarming words to write to your girlfriend

1. Dung beetles fall in love with mosquitoes. Dung Beetle: What is your occupation? Mosquito shyly said: Nurse, injection person. What about you? The dung beetle whispered: We are colleagues, and I am a Chinese medicine practitioner who kneads pills!

2. Destiny made us meet and let me indulge in your eyes. I want to be with you and block the wind and rain of your life for you. Please believe that I have true love for you, and I will make your life full of happy memories

3. Your underwear is similar to bin Laden's, and the United States has targeted it! Please take it off quickly and throw it in In the water, and ran naked ten kilometers away!

4. Beauty, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, but I just don’t know how to express my love. I turned over and over again, thinking about it, and finally came up with a bold way. I want to capture your heart and make you fall in love with me. Have you fallen in love?

5. The silent yearning is deep. The silent blessing is the most true. The silent yearning is inseparable. The silent concern is always in my heart. Silently waiting to meet you. Silently I I miss you so much, so much...

6. You can’t imagine how nagging my wife is! Last summer we went to Hainan to recuperate for half a month. When we came back, guess what? ?Even her teeth are tanned!

7. Marry me. I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi-Cola, and take you to and from get off work with a Boeing 777. Promise me?

8. There is a kind of longing called the full moon in the west building, a kind of tacit understanding called heart-to-heart connection, a kind of feeling called breeze and drizzle, a kind of happiness called red lotus roots pity, and a kind of blessing called as long as You're better off than me.

9. I’ll give you a Love Island! Take some time to look for it! The scenery inside is so beautiful! It’s full of acacias and two lovebirds! It’s a great feeling to have a Love Island! I wish you the best! Happy and no worries!