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The main function of panda handwriting
The youngest one in the dormitory.
A panda escaped from the zoo.
As for the specific process of escaping and entering the university, please look for it in Panda Notes.
P.S., don't think about how normal it is to have such a protagonist on the university campus.
Rank:LV 13 was added to the big notebook, and the dormitory boss.
His real name is Aron. The stunt is to be able to shed leaves around him when he looks vicissitudes of life (to some extent, it is also a kind of strength), especially when the boss is angry, it will form a deciduous tornado, which can be seen even in Southeast Asia (but the boss loves flowers). He is good at using a pistol.
Once a gangster, he entered the university because of his reform.
Natural to stay, who has no common sense, is very concerned about being said so despite the vicissitudes of life.
Love for Amon even reached the level of obsession.
Once upon a time, there was a boss, Nan Ge. Before he died, Nan Ge asked his boss to remember a sentence: "Never disappoint the person who kissed your lips for the first time in my life …" But the first kiss was Meng's childhood sweetheart (best friend? A Yin (a gay man) took away the boss who used to be Ah Rong, died in the community war, and gave the community to Ah Rong before he died, leaving his last words: "Never let down the man who kissed your lips for the first time in my life ..."
I used to be a singer in a bar, and my lover was a dancer Rose. The song "Nine Roses" written for Ross has fresh tunes and ingenious lyrics. It spread all over Southeast Asia in less than a year, but my love is too deep to last. Ross died at the hands of Scar Qiang, the owner of Nighthawk Club, because she refused to sleep with her. Brother nan rushed to the nighthawk club, burned the piano and manipulated the knife. She broke into the Nighthawk Club alone and beheaded 59 people, including Scar Qiang, which shocked the Jianghu. After that, Nan Ge never sang again. Ah Rong only remembers that every time he heard someone humming "Nine Roses" in the street, Nan Ge would gently pull down the brim of his hat to prevent others from seeing his eyes. ...
The second child in the bedroom
Alien, Prince Egg Star II, seems harmless to people and animals.
Actually, it's a black belly
Binding is a god. He likes to tie Arnold to a tree.
Recently, Doraemon attribute has been added.
The reason why I study in a university is because I can only come to this school for college entrance examination results.
Rank: the third child in the LV7 bedroom was added to the big note.
Prince of rabbah kingdom.
In the great reading notes, because my brother (so beautiful, it must be my sister! Otherwise, GAY's rebellion seems to have temporarily lost its inheritance.
It is natural for the other party to stay and have enough bodyguards.
In the additional settings, he has the title, strength and mind of corps commander. In college, he used to command the Royal Army while playing games with his teammates. He once cut the wrong headphones for a former cadre of a terrorist organization in the Middle East.
After the Great Enlightenment, he entered the university.
Retained the habits of most terrorists.
Just like the boss likes beef.
Carrying most controlled weapons, I believe that force can solve most problems.
I have a younger brother who likes to put bombs around.
Add a grade to the big note: LV2.13x10, one of the 25th power weak trio, with the appearance of wanting to be beaten by others.
Exorcist, the king of cold jokes.
Bring your own frozen halo, penguin leader BUFF
Penguin's cold jokes have the power to bring snowfall.
Add a level to the big note: Lv = the dream lover with the largest price radius of the element,
With the unintentional help of the second child,
There is also a Yin who loves the boss (this is gay).
The two men came together and became the backbone of the northwest gang. Former college students, monitor and boss have the same reasons.
Naked all the year round, the weapon is a single knife.
The problem is that this product has space power.
Whether throwing a knife, throwing a basketball, or even vomiting.
Will appear in other inexplicable places.
Supplementary level: the 24th power ogre of Lv9.8× 10 in the Big Notebook.
The reason for entering the university is unknown.
My girlfriend is a company in the next class.
After eating Picha mound, it has the ability to release lightning.
The commonly used weapon is a spear, which has the fierce power to eat a person in a few seconds.
There is an uncle who hates garlic. Both uncles and nephews have eaten Pikachu together, and both have the ability to release lightning. In order to verify that Uncle Heiwa tried to catch Superman but failed. Undead &; The sleepless king is said to refuse to sleep because of religion.
I abused myself for not sleeping, and now I have an immortal body.
The point is that this product has two sisters! (That's why I don't sleep! Yes! ) owe two flat trio, is still looking at want to beat.
Love learning, earnest and stubborn.
Belonging to a tragic family, the development of great reading notes also depends on the death of a blog.
Add a grade to the big reading notes: the high number test questions are really unspeakable. Please look for the third part of the trio in Book 13 of the Great Notes, which is extremely obscene.
A look that makes people want to be crooked.
In fact, it is a kind of honesty! And kind! children
Unfortunately, appearance obviously hinders A Mu from communicating with others.
Laughing is obscene, and reading textbooks also has the ability to nosebleed.
So, it's tragic.
Add a grade to the big notes: Lv= the year when Karl Marx got his doctorate, minus the year when Lenin founded the Petersburg Working Class Liberation Struggle Association and the age when Einstein divorced mileva, and take the absolute value as facial nerve disorder.
I don't know if it's because of this. My face is painted very big.
No matter what you look at, you will cry.
Even look at bikini photos.
Therefore, in 28 essays, it is in sharp contrast with A Mu.
Although wearing a jar on his head
But this can't hinder the fact that Guo has no characteristics.
(p.s. The above is the introduction of the panda himself.)
New image:
In the thirty-sixth cartoon, Xiaoguo asks the monitor and others for help because she wants to be a "popular cartoon character". Unfortunately, she was teased by her second child and changed her image, behavior and a series of settings ... Princess Valerie sent a fax.
Meng's classmate
Because an unreliable old man was thrown to the earth in an attempt to destroy it.
Almost eaten by Heiwa and his uncle to pay homage to the old clan leader. Because the old clan's last words are:
"Black boy ... listen to me ... I have lived for more than one hundred years, and I eat more people than you ... Persia, India, Mexico, Greece, the United States, Nepal, Japan ... every kind of earth people.
But I, the patriarch, have always had an irreparable regret in my life. What if I have tasted a hundred people? Now I'm dying, but I haven't eaten a bite ... an alien ... a person! "Retired superman, the United Nations class A goal.
The duty is to protect the weak. Five years ago, 38-year-old Superman led the Justice League to a life-and-death battle with the most powerful dark organization at that time. The situation is tragic. Suddenly, the keen Superman found that ... with his help, the chances of winning the Justice League are getting bigger and bigger ... So, adhering to the principle of protecting the weak, he began to attack the Justice League again, and then attacked the dark organization again after the strength of the Justice League was greatly reduced ... and so on ... Finally, in Superman's back and forth betrayal, the Justice League and?
When I was young, when I was a panda, I used to work in the zoo. My job is to squat on the pillars of the zoo to prevent birds from escaping from the air in the bird area without nets.
A guy with no common sense will often cause disaster unconsciously.
There is no evil in your eyes. You can stun a small pot to eat hot pot, make hot pot with a small pot, and burn the teaching building with your eyes for the hot pot in the wild.
The desire to discipline dogs not to urinate anywhere is higher than stopping robbery to save mankind and calling themselves evil villains.
In fact, he is a super nice person.
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