Can you tell jokes? I'm a little unhappy.

I am a little stupid and smart in the dormitory. Today last year, we went for an outing and peach blossoms were everywhere. After ...

A month later, the peach blossom has withered, but after another month, we are surprised to find that there are flowers blooming again, which is a miracle!

I was so poetic that I blurted out, "Peach blossoms bloom in March, but not in April." My roommate agreed after listening, and let me think about the next sentence quickly. I thought of it at random, so I didn't expect it so soon. I was anxious and finally said, "May suddenly appeared and June finally disappeared." My friend fell to the ground on the spot!

A student is smart and answers like a stream. The teacher took a two-word class and said, "Moon is bright." Acts immediately said: "Sunrise." Another cloud said, "Monk." Answer: "nun." The teacher said, "Castle Peak."

Disciple said, "White water." Another word says, "Go." The apprentice immediately replied, "Come." The teacher also said in a string: "Monks will go down to the green hills in the moonlight." Acts also returned to the cloud: "Nuns come with white water at sunrise."

The faces of the two newcomers are all filled with smiles. As their friend, I am really happy for them. After all, it's not easy for them to get here today. Despite strong opposition from both parents, they persisted. Four years is not a very short time.

I watched them coming towards me. The bride is holding a tray with three wine glasses in her left hand, while the groom is holding a bottle of wine in his right hand. "Don't say anything, just drink." The groom knows me well and knows that I don't like to talk. Today is their big day. I don't think it's good for you to drink the wine like this in front of so many people under the DV machine. At least you should say a blessing.

"I hope so ... I wish you ... happy birthday!" I blurted it out. Everyone bent over with laughter.