I want a joke, it's about English! I know something!

Mother came in with another book and said, give it to me.

What do you mean by these words?

Mom: This "me"? No? Got it. "What is it?

What do you mean? ?

I said, I don't know?

Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How could you?

I don't know anything! ! ?

I said: no! Is it "I don't know"

! ! ?

Mom: Still mouth shut! ! ! ! $@%! #$^&；

%#$%@$%@#$%! ^%^! ^%$^#&； .......（

A beating)

Mom: You're telling me this. "Me?

Got it. "What do you mean? You should know. Give it to me.

Tell me. ?

I said, "I know"?

Mom: Tell me if you know. ?

I said, "I know"?

Mom: Are you finding fault? Just cleaned you up.

Very light, isn't it? ?

I said: I know! ?

Mom: I know you haven't said it yet! ! I don't understand.

Pretend to understand! & amp*$%^@$#! %$@^%#*$^^^##$

% (beaten again)?

Mom: Be careful, it costs so much money.

Send you to college, now you can't do anything, you can.

I will ask you if you are still playing with me for a while.

The last one, you give me a good explanation and say no.

Come out, I'm helping you clean up. Please translate "me?

Do you know? But? Me? No? Want it? Where to? Tell? You "What is it?

What do you mean? ?

I fainted, picked up a pillow and smashed it on my head for 30 minutes.

A few times, I hit my head against the wall for more than forty times, and my hands took turns pumping.

Punch your mouth more than 50 times and kick the corner of the table 60 times.

More bloody, I asked my mother: this time.

Are you satisfied?

So her old man came to ask me again: "Son!"

Ah, I am? It's annoying, isn't it Touboul? Me? .

What do you mean? "?

Me: "I'm bored, leave me alone"?

Mom: "Looking for a fight, talk to your mother like this" (Yu

Is it flat?

Mom asked again; "Me? Do you hear me? Nothing, repeat. ? be

What does this mean?

I said, "I didn't hear you clearly. "Say that again? Mom said it again: me? Do you hear me? It's nothing,

Repeat "?

I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again?

The result was mediocre?

Mother asked again, "What? Do what? What about you? Say? " How come?

Explain "?

I said, "What did you say"?

Mother asked again, "See? Up? Are you online? That? dictionary

"What do you mean?

I said, look up the dictionary?

"Look it up in the dictionary and I asked what you were doing" (being beaten)?

Mom asked again: You? Had it? Is it better? Ask? Some?

Body. How to translate?

I said, why don't you ask someone else?

"You are my son. I asked others why, but I couldn't find it.

Hit. "?

"ah! God? Save? Me? ! "？

"Play with your mother, and God won't save you! (Yes.

Ping)?

I ask you again: "Use? What about you? Boss, so? Think?

It? It's over. What does this mean? "?

I said, "Use your head and think about it." ?

"Son of a bitch, don't you dare hit me" and then moved again.

Hands?

I immediately said, "Only a mother is good in the world."

Meaning "?

"Well, that's more like it. I'll make it for you later.

Eat, ask you tomorrow "?

Post it if you feel good, and wish you 2009.

Everything goes well.