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1. There is a person waiting in line in the restaurant. There are many people. There is a man behind him who wants to cut in line. He was impatient and couldn't help saying to him, why don't you squeeze a JB? ! (How many JBs are you? ) He calmly replied: One!

2. A son asked his father, "What is amethyst?" Dad was embarrassed and said it was a runny nose. Then the son asked, "What is B?" Dad said it was the mouth. My son asked what Super B was, and my father said it was rice.

The next day, an uncle came to visit and his uncle caught a cold. His son said to him, "Uncle, your sperm has flowed out!" " "My uncle was speechless ... Then my uncle ate a spicy snack and my son said," Uncle, your B is so red! " "This time, my uncle was very angry and ready to go home. Who knows, the son said, "Uncle, don't be so fast, Chao, just leave after a B ~"

3. Waiting in line in the canteen, I heard a boy next to me say, "Master, a bowl of bullet cauliflower soup!" (Porphyra and egg soup)

4. Still waiting in line in the dining hall, one person said, "Give me two Jin of onions, not rice noodles! More under the rice noodles! "

A child came to an adult shop and said to the boss, "I want condoms!" " "The boss hesitated and asked him what model he wanted. The children said they wanted extra large! When the children get the condom, they put it on their heads. The boss was puzzled and asked him why he wore it on his head. The children said: our class is engaged in literary performances, and everyone has a role to play, but I don't, so I asked the teacher: "Why didn't I play?" The teacher said disdainfully, "You? ! You play JB! "

6. Do you know what the generation gap is? The generation gap is when you ask your dad, "Dad, do you know Chrysanthemum Terrace?" Your father thought about it and said, "I haven't drunk it ..." (He thought it had something to do with Maotai)

7. A football commentator said excitedly: "C Ronaldo took the ball alone and went very deep. At this time, there are pursuers, and then there is interception! No way! C Ronaldo passed two players at lightning speed! He shot with one foot! But the referee struggled to save the ball! "

8. A housewife went to buy vegetables and asked the vendor how much the vegetables were. The stall owner said, "Five yuan and two Jin." The housewife said, "It's so expensive, it's not as good as 10 yuan three catties." The stall owner said, "No, no, I have no profit."

1 1. Once our physics teacher gave a lecture with an abstract topic. After listening to it many times, we didn't understand it. The teacher was very anxious and said excitedly, "let me give you an example!" Like ... no, I'll give you an example! " Our whole class laughed. ....