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Classic nostalgia must be seen. The classic lines of Xian Jian San are all universal.
2. Be killed by your love.
Even if I am the only one who remembers this agreement, we still, the agreement will not change.
Greed is the driving force of my life.
5. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if the moon does not hate, it will be long and round.
6. When the song is over, people have dispersed, as if the dream has not yet awakened.
7. She came down from the tree and pursued the true love of her previous life-Snow See. When love is in the deepest place, black hair becomes thick and white-Zi Xuan. This sword will blossom brilliantly in adulthood.
8. Life is for the trace of love.
9. Human nature is mysterious, and ghosts are willing to be the door of life.
10. That's the same as that. Even if I want to be indecent, I don't have to be indecent.
1 1. When, I want to see you, but I'm afraid to see you.
12. He Miaomiao, we are in Chang 'an.
13. Snow See: Hum! You have a conscience. Remember what you promised me? You sell at a low price, and I buy at a low price. That's disgusting! Did I say I want you?
14. Jing Tian: I don't understand! ? Do you know Xu's men? Evergreen: I'm starting to get something. Jing Tian: So tell me, how do they understand each other? Evergreen: Obviously, they were attracted to each other from the beginning.
15. You are still young and don't know arrival and ten gold. A lot of bad things have come to ten dollars. You said that you had a good intention to send them, but sending them home will hurt many people. Whose head is this account? If it's you, you can't break the contract.
16. My name is Jing, Tian.
17. Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone? Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone? Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone! Xu Changqing.
18. Jing Tian has been jealous of Ting Yun since he confessed to Xue Jian, saying that he is not good. Then Evergreen said that Ting Yun was fine. He built schools, engaged in sanitation and education in Leizhou.
19. Tao can be Tao, but it is extraordinary.
20. I will keep losing for you.
2 1. Jing Tian casually said: "Snow floats to passers-by, and snow sees snow." Xue Jian went over and hugged Jing Tian's arm, coquetry: "Dead teeth, can you still write poetry?"
Classic Nostalgia Must See Three Classic Lines of Fairy Sword (Part Two) 22. Li Xiaoyao: Evil girl, I share your joys and sorrows.
23. "No, maybe." "Yes, of course."
24. Love is better than knowing each other.
25. Life is like a dream on the pillow. The "dreamland" we are fighting for may be just a dream in a dream, but life and death are bigger dreams.
26. Evergreen: I'm talking about Lei, pig woman! (in Leizhou)
27. It is human nature whether people are good or things are human.
28. "Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy. You can't jump. Now you are not qualified. "
29. Jing Tian: What is the mysterious man in Tao? The so-called Tao. This is not easy to explain. .
30. Thank you, Linger, for letting me know that love is not possession.
3 1. Yesterday he was always worried and appeared in his dreams at night.
32. Gentlemen and villains are just thinking about it.
33. When the demon tower is locked, Jing Tian: The wind and rain are cold, and the strong man is gone forever. Look at you: What are you talking about? Jing Tian: I have no culture.
34. Your brother is the omnipotent king, Xia Wang.
35. 10 A person's voice is lively enough.
36. Lin Yueru's dad: Feelings are dedicated and consistent.
37. The imperial sword rides the wind to exorcise evil spirits between heaven and earth.
38. Jing Tian said: Little fellow, don't think I'm handsome, please help me? Do you want to have a loving heart and save everyone? Are you obedient? If you don't listen, I'll eat you
39. Solanum nigrum is not as strong as in the park. Nightshade might as well have a white brother.
40. Jing: Why are your clothes different from mine? Disciple of Shushan: The clothes are the same, the only difference is that people ... (the economy is dead)
4 1. I would rather not know that person than face life and death after knowing him.
Forty Classics of Xian Jian San —— A Hot Topic of ——Tik Tok
Tik Tok Hot Topics: Three Classic Copies of Xian Jian (I) 1. Jinyuan: You are a bodybuilder!
2. Snow See: Xie Tiandi. Jing Tian: Thank you for what. It's been a night in the fairy world. You don't even know what fruit you are. Why did you stay?
3. Silence and invisibility have always hurt women the most.
4. ignorance! Demon fairy, ghosts are all sentient beings. What can you do to protect him? Take care of the people closest to you first! -Paris
5. Is human heart good or human nature evil?
6. After the death of Elder Shi, the world is long, but boundless.
7. It's hard to forget the love of Where are you going? Ting Yun.
8. Blade Master: What you know, what you don't know, in fact, you have understood what you don't understand. Open your heart and ask questions, and it is not far from the Tao.
Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply.
10. Jing Tian: For you, seeking death is a solemn matter. This is her first, last and only time, because there is nothing after death. So, we should send her to the west quietly, quietly, quietly.
1 1. If you humiliate Miss Tang, you will humiliate all of us.
12. Strange to say, people like him should be allowed to save the people. When I first met him, I thought he knew nothing. He was a rogue with a dirty mouth and no martial arts.
13. When everything here is settled, I will sell it to you at a low price. It's up to you to decide whether to wander or live in seclusion in the future. I haven't forgotten anything I promised you!
14. "No, maybe for sure." "Yes, of course."
15. If you really love someone, take his happiness as your happiness.
16. "Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy. You can't jump. Now you are not qualified. "
17. The fairy road is expensive, the ghost road is expensive, and the fairy road is long in space.
18. I don't know anything, I just know that I want to be with you.
19. Nine Sword Immortals: Forgetting is the way, giving up is the way, sacrificing is the way, selling is the way, being abandoned is the way, being crushed is the way, and being wrong is the way.
20. To truly love someone is to never intrude into the other person's life, set him free and not be trapped by the other person's delusion. To love someone is to let go.
Classic copy of xianjian powder, hot topic of Tik Tok (part 2) 2 1. If you didn't pick it up, why didn't you put it down!
22. Jing Tian said casually, "Snow is flying to passers-by. Snow is very happy to see snow." Xue Jian went over and hugged Jing Tian's arm and said coquettishly, "If dish tooth died, would he still write poetry?"
23. Nothing is worth it, only willing or unwilling.
24. Love is the root of all unfairness.
She stole my heart, but it was for the people she loved.
26. If it is really destiny takes a hand, even if the two centers of the earth are separated, they will still be together.
27. I got drunk after drinking. I'm upset without wine.
28. I think the ups and downs are deep and shallow.
29. Greed is the driving force of my life.
30. I watch you leave every time. This time, let me go first, okay?
3 1. Jing: The head and bottom of the chicken are yours, and the rest are mine. He Miaomiao: Why do I always eat chicken head and chicken ass, and you eat meat? You eat steamed buns and I will eat them. Jing: No, that's the rule. What? You ask too much. Give me too much chicken ass. He Miaomiao: Not much, not much.
32. It is better to see each other than to see each other, and love seems heartless.
Whether you like it or not, life is like this, and you can't stay forever.
34. Prosperous people die, and tenderness is full of resentment.
35. Mao Shan: Master Xu, can you feel that I am a little scared? Evergreen: I can totally feel your fear.
36. You will be a stranger tomorrow.
37. When can you be by my side? Tell me, in fact, you have been here all the time.
38. Sad tears are bitter.
39. I am most afraid of parting in the dark, even if I want to ask the other party for forgiveness, I will never have a chance.
40. Jing Tian: I'm sorry ... Xue Jian ... Sister Zi Xuan and I promised to go to the Lock Demon Tower to get back the Zhen Demon Sword, and let the head guard contain the evil sword fairy. I also helped Shu Shan and Brother Xu. Then I sold it to you at a low price, whether it was revenge or seclusion. I will listen to you no matter what. I promised you, I didn't forget anything. Xue Jian: Hum! You have a conscience. Remember to promise me ... what? You sell at a low price, and I buy at a low price. That's disgusting! Did I say I want you? Jing Tian: Whether you like it or not! Anyway, I had the cheek to sell it.
Classic quotations from Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 3
Classic lines of Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 3
1, don't say it, I can't even beat Miss Tang.
Miss Zi Xuan, I want to marry you, and I want to announce to the world that I want to marry Miss Zi Xuan. There is no such thing in the MS game, but I am still very courageous. )
Don't stare at a woman in a daze, or you will fall in love with her. (This is reasonable)
I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to dance for you. (moved)
Without that sword, I can still destroy the enemy. (I felt that Long Yang was very imposing when he said this, so I took it in. )
6. If evil thoughts are swords, I will become immortal, and I am the evil sword fairy. Since the nameless world, the mother of all things has been famous. From today on, you and I will join hands, unite evil thoughts in the world, surpass the six realms, and become the strongest in the world (who is the source of the evil sword fairy in the TV series? Xu Changqing)
7. I want to leave you I don't want to interfere with you anymore. I don't want you to be confused by your infatuation with love. I want to give you freedom and realize your ideal without attachment.
8. dish tooth, the pig woman (more shocking than the rotten eggs of the seventh and fourteenth brothers in Xianjian No.1 Middle School)
9. The deadline is 300 days on earth (Wei Qing said this with great momentum, feeling that he is not afraid of heavy buildings at all).
10, I today, I want to represent all the men in the world who have no money or power and have bad martial arts, and get justice. I won't kill you, so kill yourself. (Especially the last two sentences. In addition, the appearance of evergreen is also very shocking)
1 1. There is a feeling called love at first sight. (Jing Tian said this on the premise that the devil is a woman, but she is. )
12, Brother Mao Shan, I can totally feel your fear, but in this way, I have no way to investigate this case (a little cold and humorous).
13, Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking part of the film, and Xu Changqing is definitely the king of cold jokes. Although it is completely different from the image in the game, it may have unexpected effects in the TV series.
14, I want an opponent, an opponent who can really let me draw my sword (that is, Paris)
15, I am a rescue hero (a little meaningless, but it reminds me of an action of Jing Tian in the game: slapping his chest and then thumbs up. )
Jing Tian: Who are you? Men in black (turning around and losing his head): Li Xiaoyao! ! (cross)
Jing Tian: You love Zi Xuan! He Miaomiao: I like chicken butt! Jing Tian: Zi Xuan loves you! He Miaomiao: Chicken ass loves me!
18, the snow is fluttering, passers-by see, snow sees snow.
19, Xue Jian: You two said, isn't she near Jing Tian? Haven't they known each other for a long time? Isn't she prettier than me, with a better figure and fewer clothes? I tell you, I'm not angry at all, I don't care at all!
20. Snow See: Master Changqing said that my destiny can be seen when I look up, but it is not the clouds that I look up to see. That must be Ting Yun's son. Jing Tian: Actually, what you look up at is not necessarily Yunxuejian: What could it be? Jing Tian: When you look up, you can see the sky.
Xue Jian: I must have looked up and saw Jing Tian: That's the sky! It's me. Xue Jian: You? Jing Tian: I like you! I really like you! How much do you like me? A steady stream, as much as my nose (Lovers make jack, jack shall have Jill)
Ting Yun: Brother, what's your name? Jing Tian: Your last name is Jing Tian and your first name is Tian Tian. Ting Yun: If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode? Jing Tian: I don't hate it.
23. Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply.
24. Jing Tian saw the little girl beside him: the little bitch beside him.
25. Xue Jian said to Jing Tian: It turns out that when you don't hate it, it's quite likable.
Jing Tian said: Nonsense, when you hate others, someone likes you.
26. Jing Tian: Well, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm still human! !
27. Jing Tian: What's in the Tao? Mystery man: The so-called Tao is quite troublesome to explain.
28. Paris: I love her, but I can't take her heart away, because her heart is mine.
29. Jing Tian: Whether a person is a demon or not, as long as she is a woman, it is very troublesome.
30. Students of Shushan, please take your time here.
3 1, Jingjing: Don't touch my head, it's not tall. Jing Tian: Do you still think you are not tall enough? (Because it is about the nature of reduction, it seems unclear. )
32. Five Elders: Non-disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower.
Chang Heng: Then please ask the head master to drive me out of Shushan (look carefully, I am not a disciple of this school).
33, Zi Xuan woke up:
Xue Jian: Sister Zi Xuan, you are awake.
Jing Tian: Are you awake?
Zi Xuan: Thank you the other day.
Jing Tian: Uh, you're welcome. My name is not that day. My name is Jing Tian.
34. Jing Tian said that what Si Nuo saw was: Don't look down on people.
35. Jing Tian: Your brother is the all-powerful Jing Tian, Master Jing.
Xue Jian: The words Jing Tian and Xia are like the sun and the moon to me. When did you see the sun and the moon appear at the same time?
36. Tang Jiaguan: If you humiliate Miss Tang, you will humiliate all of us.
This, which heel which ah, even if I want to flirt, I don't have to flirt with you Tang people.
Jing Tian (to Mao Mao): Why is your mouth so smelly?
He Miaomiao: I just ate two sweet potatoes.
Jing Tian lifted his feet.
Jingtian: It smells bad.
He Miaomiao: Boss, you are still good!
38. Tian (think about it): It seems that you have a big breath.
Jing Tian: Sorry, I grew up eating garlic.
39. Jing Tian asked the bartender, How did you get in?
The bartender replied: I opened the door and came in (cold hehehe)
40. Maoshan: Induction? My boss and I feel the same way. Every time I finish eating, I feel I haven't eaten it.
4 1, Solanum nigrum: The best thing in the world is hope, the hope of victory, but when hope is not realized, all that remains is despair.
42. When locking the Devil Tower
Jing Tian: The wind is raining, the water is getting cold, and the strong man is gone forever.
Xue Jian: What are you talking about? ?
Jing Tian: I have no culture.
43. Taoist Wei Qing: If you really love someone, do you know what to do? If you really love someone, don't enter his life, don't interfere with each other and don't confuse each other with love. To truly love a person, we must let the other person be free, fulfill the other person, let him never be bound or concerned to realize his ideal and be influenced by the truth to complete his mission. If you really love someone, you have to let go.
44. After Jing Tian confessed to Xue Jian, he was always jealous of Ting Yun and said he was bad. Then Evergreen said that Ting Yun was very good, and built a school in Leizhou, engaged in health and education.
45. Jing Tian: I don't understand! ? Do you know Xu's men?
Evergreen: I'm starting to get something.
Jing Tian: So tell me, how do they understand each other?
Evergreen: Obviously, they were attracted to each other from the beginning.
Jing Tian: No way! We were attracted to each other as soon as we met?
Evergreen: Brother Jing is the most sensitive type. Although we can't see each other, we can all feel each other.
Jing Tian: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's special about it?
Evergreen: Brother Jing, it may be common to you, but it is very attractive to many people, including me.
Jing Tian: Why do you think she is attractive? !
Evergreen: Of course, it is crystal clear, radiant and full of power. How charming.
Jing Tian: You, you beast, how do you know she is glittering and translucent? Don't you like Zi Xuan? Why did you sleep with the pig woman again? What's the matter with you and pig woman?
Evergreen: Pig woman, I'm talking about thunder! (in Leizhou)
I really don't want to lose to such an ugly guy.
47. Do you think she is a crab, which turns red when cooked? (She means Solanum nigrum)
48. Jing Tian said, Little fellow, don't think I'm handsome. Help me? Do you want to have a loving heart and save everyone? Are you obedient? If you don't listen, I will eat you.
Scene: Why are your clothes different from mine?
Disciple of Shushan: The clothes are the same, but the people are different.
(The economy is dead)
50. Scene: The head of the chicken is yours, and the rest is mine.
He Miaomiao: Why do I always eat chicken head and chicken ass, and you eat meat? You eat the stuffing, I eat the skin.
Jing: No way. This is the rule. What? You ask too much. Give me too much chicken ass.
He Miaomiao: Not much, not much.
Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, listen to me. You are my pig woman and my woman. I won't allow you to decide your life like this!
52. Zi Xuan said to Mao Shan: Your boss never taught you, so it's better for men not to ask women!
53. My name is Jing, Tian.
54. Zi Xuan said to Evergreen: In front of you, I will always lose.
55. Jing Tian: Greed is the driving force of my life.
Si Nuo understood: meanness is about your character!
There are 48 lines about the three TV dramas of Xianjian that make people cry.
A tear-jerking line about Xian Jian San TV series 1. Xiaoyao: Really, one walks like a snail and the other thinks like a potato! If you don't die slowly by them, you will be bored to death!
2. Realize the ideal without any worries.
3. Jing Tian: I'm sorry ... Xue Jian ... Sister Zi Xuan and I promised to go to the Lock Demon Tower and get Yao Zhenjian back, so that the master can stop the evil sword fairy. I also helped Shu Shan and Brother Xu. Then I sold it to you at a low price, whether it was revenge or seclusion. I will listen to you no matter what. I promised you, I didn't forget anything. Xue Jian: Hum! You have a conscience. Remember to promise me ... what? You sell at a low price, and I buy at a low price. That's disgusting! Did I say I want you? Jing Tian: Whether you like it or not! Anyway, I had the cheek to sell it.
The moon fell to the ground like a sword.
5. Snow See: A person is born with extraordinary skills. If everything is easy, it is certainly not a hero. Only a person who will get hurt and be afraid will try his best to do one thing, and that is a hero.
6. Ye Ping is you, Liu Fang is you, Changqing is you, and you will remain you for the rest of your life.
7. It is human nature whether people are good or things are human.
8. Taoist Wei Qing: If you really love someone, do you know what to do? If you really love someone, don't enter his life, don't interfere with each other, and don't let them be confused by the infatuation of love. If you really love a person, you should let the other person be free, fulfill the other person, and let him never be bound to realize his ideal without caring. If you really love someone, you have to let go.
9. Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply.
10. Is there really unswerving love in this world? Where are the ends of the earth? At the end of the world, can you find the only eternal happiness you want in your heart? At the end of the world, I met the other half of the fallen master, the person I had been expecting. The flame that has been burning in my heart extends to each other. We are all burning, and now we can't tell you from me. We became two birds flying together in the sky, flying over the bumpy mountains, crossing the swift river, returning to the beginning of time and heading for the end of the world. We have been flying and we are not tired at all. We all know that this is a time when the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is our eternal symbol.
1 1. Beauty full moon, your name is carefree sadness.
12. When we pursue and know goodness, we only need ugliness. Ugliness has always been an important help for us to know goodness!
13. After the death of Elder Shi, the world is long, but boundless.
14. Gentlemen and villains, just think about it.
15. There are ruthless people in the world, but there are also passionate demons!
16. It seems that you have a big breath. Jing Tian: Sorry, I grew up eating garlic.
17. Ming Jiang: The world is empty. If there are no evil thoughts in your heart, how can you be seen by your eyes and affect your mood?
18. Jing: The chicken head is yours and the rest is mine. He Miaomiao: Why do I always eat chicken head and chicken ass, and you eat meat? You eat steamed buns and I will eat them. Jing: No, that's the rule. What? You ask too much. Give me too much chicken ass. He Miaomiao: Not much, not much.
19. Love is her insistence, and waiting is her destiny.
20. It is difficult to draw a clear line between cause and effect. In fact, our existence, including human beings, gods, demons and demons, is interdependent. We all depend on each other to know and perceive our existence.
2 1. He Miaomiao, we are in Chang 'an.
22. Jing: Why are your clothes different from mine? Disciple of Shushan: The clothes are the same, the only difference is that people ... (the economy is dead)
23. Ignorant demon fairy is a ghost and a sentient being. What can you do to protect him? Take care of the people closest to you first! -Paris
24. Isn't she near Jing Tian? Haven't they known each other for so long? Isn't she prettier than me? Does she wear less clothes than me? I tell you, I'm not angry at all. I don't care at all.
Tears-jerking lines in Episode 25 of Fairy Sword III TV Series. Marry me, or I will marry you.
26. Life is for the trace of love.
27. Snow See: Xie Tiandi. Jing Tian: Thank you for what. It's been a night in the fairy world. You don't even know what fruit you are. Why did you stay?
28. Actually, you can't always see the clouds, but you can always see the sky.
Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, listen to me. You are my pig woman and my woman. I won't allow you to decide your life like this!
30. Jing Tian: "Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry. Am I still human? "
3 1. The lower we are, the meaner we are, the more we want to get angry, the more we want to live up to our expectations, and the more we want to make big money!
32. Human nature is mysterious, and ghosts are willing to be the door of life.
33. The fairy road is expensive, the ghost road is expensive, and the fairy road is long in space.
34. Whatever the cost. Even so. No matter what is waiting for you ahead. It's just that I can't stand losing you.
I really don't want to lose to such an ugly guy.
36. I'll wait for you here. I want to be your bride.
37. Jing Tian said casually, "Snow is flying to passers-by. Snow is very happy to see snow." Xue Jian went over and hugged Jing Tian's arm and said coquettishly, "If dish tooth died, would he still write poetry?"
Although everyone knows that you are shameless and naive, you don't have to remind us every day.
39. With Zi Xuan dead, how can I live alone? Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone? Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone! Xu Changqing.
40. Jing Tian (to Mao Mao): Why is your mouth so smelly? He Miaomiao: I just ate two sweet potatoes. Jing Tian lifted his feet. Jingtian: It smells bad. He Miaomiao: Boss, you are still good!
4 1. Knowing that life is bitter, people still have to return to pain.
42. Longyang was willing to trade the world for a nightshade, but Jing Tian traded it for the world.
43. My name is Yejing, Yetian.
44. Wei Qing Taoist: If you really love someone, do you know what to do?
45. I am most afraid of parting in the shade. Even if I want to ask for forgiveness, I will never have a chance.
46. When can you be by my side? Tell me. In fact, you have been here all the time.
47. Jiu Jianxian: Fortunately, the original pursuit was rejected!
48. Solanum nigrum is not as strong as in the park. Nightshade might as well have a white brother.
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