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Complete works of American daily English conversation
American Everyday English Dialogue 1
Jaco: This is the most ridiculous job I have ever heard of.
This is the most interesting job I have ever heard of.
Jane: Worse than an escort girl?
Worse than escort?
Jaco: Strictly speaking, they are not escorting girls! They only provide professional chat service.
Strictly speaking, they are not escort girls. They only provide professional chat service.
Jane: Come on! Chatting partner? Make money by talking? Do you really believe it?
Let's go Chat with? Chatting to make money? Do you really believe it?
Jaco: Well, I want to say that we need those professionals. They are psychologists. We are nervous every day now. We need to vent our feelings.
I said we need these professionals. They are kind of psychologists. We are nervous every day now. We need to vent our feelings.
Jane: Oh, really? So you need to talk to sluts about your problems instead of a lovely wife like me?
Really? So you need to talk to the escort ladies about your problems, instead of talking to your lovely wife like me?
Jaco: This must be a one-on-one service. So some people may take advantage of this to provide escort services. But we need to face the reality. Most people here are sick.
This must be a one-on-one service. So someone will definitely use this to provide escort services. But we must face the reality. Many of us have problems here.
Jane: I don't have a headache.
My head doesn't hurt.
Jaco: Honey, please. Do we have to do this? I promise you, I will talk to you about everything. I will never pay for this service.
Honey, do we have to do this? I promise I will speak freely. I can never find the chat companion service.
Joan: I don't want to hear sympathy. Unless you are serious.
I don't need to confess. Unless you are serious.
Conversations in American Daily English II
Xiaoxi: This year's Spring Festival coincides with February 14 Valentine's Day. There are two festivals in a day.
In February this year 14, the Spring Festival is accompanied by Valentine's Day, which is really a double festival.
West Monster: What an unfortunate coincidence!
What an unfortunate coincidence!
Stream: What's the misfortune?
What misfortune?
West demon: We have to struggle between family and lover.
We have to struggle between relatives and lovers.
Stream: In that case, where will you celebrate such a day?
In that case, will you spend your holiday at home or outside?
West Demon: As the first day of the Lunar New Year, I'd rather go home and save my family reunion.
As the first day of Chinese New Year, I will still go home and enjoy family reunion.
Xiaoxi: What a dutiful son!
What a dutiful son!
West demon: I don't have a girlfriend to spend Valentine's Day with me. It's really a big pit.
It's a pity that I can't spend Valentine's Day with my girlfriend.
Stream: That was 38 years later.
This kind of thing will happen again in 38 years.
Western Monster: Will the Spring Festival embrace another Valentine's Day?
Will the Spring Festival in 2048 usher in another Valentine's Day?
American daily English dialogue 3
I finally realized that dogs are much better than people.
I finally found that dogs are much better than people.
Poke: Did you quarrel with Tom again? Why do you say that?
Did you and Tom quarrel again? Why do you say that?
Jun: Dogs don't play computer games all day.
Dogs don't play computer games all day.
Poke: What you said.
You're right.
Jun: Dogs always look into your eyes lovingly, but your boyfriend prefers to look away and concentrate on the billboard.
Dogs always look at you affectionately, and your boyfriend is likely to be distracted and stare at the billboard on the roadside when you are talking.
Small stamp: I don't know how to say it. ...
I am speechless about this.
Month: And the dog won't complain about your cooking. Dogs never drink under the table.
Besides, dogs won't say they are picky about your cooking. Dogs don't smoke or get drunk.
Puck: I agree.
I agree!
Yue: You are his only master. But you can have two dogs at the same time.
You are his only master. But you can have two dogs at the same time.
Poke: I wonder what kind of woman you are?
I wonder what kind of woman you are.
American daily English dialogue 4
Madam: This is a big storm, isn't it?
What a storm, isn't it?
Servant: Yes, I've never seen such a storm before.
Yes, I have never seen such a big storm.
Madam: Wait, where is the little grandson, Tom?
Wait, where is my little grandson Tom?
Servant: He said he would visit his friend and come back before dinner today.
He said in the morning that he would go to his friend's house and come back before dinner.
Madam: Oh, no, call him now.
Oh, no, go and call him.
Servant: 5 minutes la $ TERM Adam, no one answered the phone. His friend said he had left.
Five minutes later, madam, no one answered the phone, and his friend also said that he had left.
Madam: He must have been stretched in this storm. If so, he must be in danger.
He must have been trapped by the storm, if so, it would be dangerous.
Servant: Don't worry, madam. He may have gone to another friend's house. Let's look on the bright side.
Don't worry, madam. Maybe he went to another friend's house. Let's look on the bright side.
Madam: Try to contact him.
Try to contact him.
Servant: I know.
I know.
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