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Eating hot pot in the middle of the night and posting beautiful sentences on WeChat Moments
Eat hot pot in the middle of the night and post beautiful sentences on WeChat Moments (Part 1)
1. I eat hot pot, and you eat the hot pot base.
2. Eating hot pot on a snowy day and sweating profusely is called Su Hu.
3. I miss you more than eating hot pot on a snowy day.
4. I want to eat spicy shrimp, eat barbecue, eat desserts, eat egg tarts, eat pistachios, eat pecans, eat lime potato chips, eat spicy beef jerky, eat roast duck, eat sesame pancake sandwich For meat, eat McFlurry, eat hot pot, eat boiled meat slices, and eat cold pot skewers.
5. I love hot pot and barbecue so much. I was a hot pot person in my previous life.
6. I went to eat hot pot with some good buddies at noon. The buddies asked the waiter how much it cost. "Clear soup 58 yuan, spicy 88 yuan",
7. Hot pot and barbecue are foods that kill time and patience and can only be eaten with the people you love the most.
8. Winter is coming soon. I want to wrap myself up in a coat and eat hot pot. Snowflakes are falling on my head. All regrets will be left in this year.
9. There is no other reason why my family wants to fall in love. The main reason is that it is cold and no one eats hot pot together.
10. Going out to eat hot pot? I please.
11. The world is not worth it, but hot pot and I are.
12. Don’t be too happy eating hot pot in an air-conditioned room in summer, hot pot is the light of humanity.
13. Authentic Chongqing hot pot, the hot pot is full of spiciness. To eat hot pot, you need the mandarin duck pot. After boiling the spicy food, rinse it with clear soup and add dipping sauce to make it delicious.
14. I love eating meat, I am serious and timid, and I will do it all the time.
15. The two halves of the hot pot are delicious, and the whole line of mutton goes to the sky.
16. Watching the sunrise, I saw a mermaid on the beach picked up a fortune bead and then went out to sea to fish. At noon, I found a hot pot restaurant and cooked it.
17. On such a cold day, I really want to take you out to watch me eat hot pot.
18. Go to eat beef hot pot with the boss. The boss gave me a big piece of beef tendon and said it was delicious. Then I was still chewing on that piece of beef tendon until I paid the bill.
19. Time has taught me that except for express delivery and delicious food, I don’t have to wait for anyone.
20. This season is perfect for hot pot. Looking at the steaming hot pot, I feel that life has become hot and hopeful in the cold winter. The cold heart was instantly warmed. Eating hot pot in the middle of the night and posting beautiful sentences on Moments (Part 2)
21. Because I didn’t get a manicure, my sadness and anger turned into appetite, and I enjoyed the hot pot of my dreams alone. It’s nothing special, I just can concentrate on it. Just eat eat eat.
22. Wrap February’s bad mood into the fat beef and eat it in one bite with the hot hotpot base and delicious peanut butter.
23. To me, loneliness does not mean that no one is with me, but that no one understands me. Eating hot pot makes you want to burst into tears, okay? People who are less likely to cry and laugh less may be easily distressed and hurt.
24. Winter is the season for eating hot pot, and I want to be a fat girl Ansheng.
25. My life is so joyful and happy. I have a hot pot meal at the beginning of the month. I feel that only in this way can I enjoy delicious food!
26. Love can be discussed slowly, but hot pot should be eaten while it is hot.
27. Without dreams, the soul will be weightless, but without hot pot, the soul will be lost.
28. They say they want to fall in love before winter comes, but in fact they just want to eat hot pot.
29. I want to eat spicy strips, hot pot, and drink beer... But I just had my teeth pulled out, and I don’t dare to eat any strong food. I starve to death, oh no, I’m just greedy to death.
30. Taste to the extreme. Before it enters the throat, the aroma is already overflowing. Before it is tasted, it is already revealing the extraordinary.
31. Why does hot pot have little fat cows and little fat sheep, but not little fat pigs? Because the little fat pigs gather around the table to eat the little fat cows and little fat sheep.
32. There is no banquet that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat with you for a while.
33. Eating hot pot is a must for Sichuan people! In winter, it is really a very happy thing for the whole family to gather around the hot pot and eat hot pot.
34. It’s a good idea to eat hot pot in cold weather to warm yourself up!
35. I have been thinking about hot pot for a long time, but I caught an earthquake on the first day I came here. However, I didn’t feel the earthquake while walking, but the earthquake was clearly felt in Zhengzhou in the distance. Fortunately, everything was safe.
36. It’s really not a lie. I’ve put on all my clothes, but my hands are still icy. I can only hope for hot pot! hot pot! hot pot! hot pot!
37. If you choose to eat hot pot in winter, you will eat enough food and clothing; if you choose to eat hot pot in summer, you will eat the accent; learn to change, just like the tiger does not eat the pig here.
38. I also want to eat hot pot in summer, and there is something called hot pot ice cream in this world! The ice cream is cold and will offset the calories so you won’t gain weight!
39. If you love hotpot so much, you must have been a hotpot in your previous life.
40. In addition to the four seasons and distances, this world also has ideals and hot pot. Eating hot pot in the middle of the night and posting beautiful sentences on social media (Part 3)
41. When eating hot pot today, I discovered a secret: chili oil (mixed with the soup base) is used to make sesame paste as a dipping sauce, and the sauce will become thicker as it is mixed. , so thick that it cannot be stirred.
42. I heard that hot pot goes well with snowy days, so who wants to eat hot pot with me? I will eat and he will pay the bill.
43. In the middle of winter, how can I lose weight if I don’t eat hot pot, rice noodles, spicy barbecue, skewers, sauerkraut, fish, roast duck, cakes and beef noodles?
44. Friends spend their lives together, one hot pot after another.
45. There will never be a time when I don’t want to eat. When the weather is cold, I want to eat hot pot, rice noodles, Malatang and the like to warm up. When the weather is hot, I want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and there are also amazing Food intake.
46. We ate hot pot together two nights in a row, and my voice protested a little. I have always had you in the best of times and the worst of times.
47. I love this steaming world.
48. You don’t need a copywriter to eat hot pot.
49. Winter is the best time to eat hot pot with you.
50. My world has never been about others. I eat hot pot alone, feel the heat of the hot pot, and feel the enjoyment on my tongue brought by the delicious food!
51. There is no fate between you and me, we only rely on hot pot to survive.
52. Eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup is an indescribable taste.
53. What is more sad than eating hot pot alone is eating hot pot alone without money.
54. Eat hot pot with friends at home on a snowy day. Couldn't be more suitable.
55. In winter, you need some hot food.
56. Two young ladies who had spicy Malatang for dinner and made an appointment to eat rice noodles at noon tomorrow are disgusted by how dirty and poisonous the bottom of the hot pot pot is, and they will not eat it if others treat them.
57. A warm current on a snowy day. The baby is not here, so I have to add a picture of summer (next time I will take you to eat hotpot). Life has taught me, and also advised some boring people not to be too curious about other people’s lives. Don't live too vulgarly. If you are ugly, you should read more.
58. If you are unlucky, no matter where you sit while eating hot pot, the smoke will blow in your face.
59. After getting off work, I went to buy groceries. Mimi came back from a business trip today. We went home to eat hot pot together. After finishing the hot pot, we went to watch the glory of the Tang Dynasty to welcome the two-day weekend.
60. This winter, I want to eat hot pot, go shopping, drink milk tea, and watch the first snow with the people I like.
Sentences for eating durian in the middle of the night and posting on WeChat Moments (40)
Sentences for eating durian in the middle of the night and posting on WeChat Moments Part 1
1. Don’t sing with a microphone after eating durian. , if the microphone still wants it.
2. Every time I eat durian-flavored food, I feel sorry for the person next to me.
3. It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten durian. It’s really delicious.
4. I ate durian secretly and paired it with watermelon to reduce the heat. It seemed that I couldn’t eat it, which was embarrassing
5. I like to eat durian, and I will eat it as soon as I get home from now on. , she would buy a durian for me to eat hahaha
6. Durian, durian, eat durian happily with my big brother.
7. Eating durian early in the morning is very exciting. I must have been a durian in my previous life.
8. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I actually received the durian. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat, but that someone cares about and treats me with sincerity
9. My second dog also likes to eat durian. Every time he throws a few pieces on the core, he is responsible for licking them clean.
10. I couldn’t hold it back. My classmate and I each ate a durian candy during class.
11. After exercising, I couldn’t hold back and ate durian white. Needless to say, this durian was so hard to swallow! I haven’t eaten any ripe durians recently!
12. I don’t like oranges, durians, and quiet. Please don’t always remember what your ex likes?
13. When they hear durian, some people may say that it smells like cat feces and is as unpleasant as nose; but some people think it is fragrant and sweet. Its shape is oval, resembling a watermelon, but its surface is covered with "steel spines" as hard as cones, always on guard against animals that covet it.
14. Eating durian will give you a feeling of happiness, and with the rare weekend break tomorrow, you will be so happy that you take off
15. I don’t like eating durian, but if you like eating durian, then you can If you like it, you have to pull me and tell me that durian is so delicious, how can you not like to eat it? Durian is the best in the world. It’s wrong for you not to like durian
16. I said I want to eat it Durian So I have durian to eat. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat but that someone takes what I say to heart.
17. Durian doesn’t want to stop either.
18. After eating durian in the afternoon, I burped or smelled of durian at night, so happy!
19. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein, and a variety of vitamins, and is quite nutritious. Therefore, it is well deserved the nickname "King of Fruits".
20. After all, one has to grow up and learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy. Part 2 of a sentence about eating durian in the middle of the night and sending it to Moments
21. Those who dare to eat durian on a big bus can only be thick-skinned people.
22. Today’s lesson, don’t eat durian biscuits outside, and don’t even open the outer packaging.
23. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
24. What’s new today is that Xiao Chang knows that I like to eat durian. Yesterday I bought a big one to pick me up. I can only give my uncle a cute look. He bought another one today but he is not familiar with Angrily. He keeps answering the phone: How can he eat durian in his mouth?
25. Durian is also very nutritious value. Durian fruit is extremely nutritious, containing a large amount of sugar, high calories, and rich vitamin content, including high levels of vitamin A, vitamin B, and vitamin C. So people gave it the nickname "King of Fruits".
26. I really want to eat durian, durian pizza, durian cake, durian mille-feuille, and it’s sad to see the refrigerator getting empty.
27. I ate KFC all day and ate a lot of durian in the evening. I was very satisfied.
28. Life is like durian. Some people find it smelly, while others find it fragrant. There is no absolute right or wrong, just make yourself happy.
29. If you like to eat durian, you can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.
30. I really want to eat durian! After getting dressed and getting ready to go out, as soon as I opened the door and walked out of the yard, a heavy rain fell without warning.
31. I accept this idea, after all, I like eating durian myself.
32. Life should be like durian, the better you get, the sweeter you eat
33. I like strawberries, but I don’t like strawberry-flavored things, and I don’t like durian. , but I am indeed a weirdo if I can eat durian thousand layers.
34. One person ate a whole durian, which was so full and full of calories.
35. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but I didn’t tell anyone, so I ended up eating durian in the evening.
36. The durian mille-feuille is really super delicious. It melts in your mouth and tastes great. Is there anyone who likes to eat durian mille-feuille as much as me?
37. Recently I really like eating durian. Brother Dong makes a vomiting expression every time he sees me eating it. He really doesn’t enjoy food.
38. I like eating watermelon, but you have to go through all the hard work to make it the best in the world. The only one that tastes best is durian. I don’t eat durian, and you’re going to accuse me of being ignorant and ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian
39. I ate three in five days Durian, if you eat this today, will you get angry and burn me to death... But I still want to eat it
40. I really like durian, jackfruit and cherries. My dad said that he was born in a poor family. There is also the next sentence of Zhang Furen's quip about "cannons in the middle of the night"
"Cannons in the middle of the night". The next sentence is "a blockbuster", which is a humorous quip!
A special language form created in life practice since ancient times, it is a short, funny and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts - the former part acts as an "introduction", like the face of a riddle, and the latter part acts as a "backing", like the answer to a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, usually by saying the first half and "resting" the second half, you can understand and guess its original meaning, so it is called "Xiehouyu". The Chinese civilization has a long history. Five thousand years of vicissitudes of history have accumulated, refined, and condensed into the wonderful art of Chinese language. Among them, the idioms are characterized by their unique expressive power. It gives people deep thought and enlightenment and has been passed down through the ages. It reflects the unique customs, traditions and national culture of the Chinese nation, tastes life, understands philosophy and enhances wisdom.
Classic epilogue:
Narcissus does not bloom - pretending to be garlic
A dumb person eats yellow lotus - he knows the suffering (or "cannot express the suffering")
Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)
Confucius moves - all loses (books)
Burning flagpole - long charcoal (sigh, That is, enjoyment)
The sword in the cesspool - Wen (sounding) can't do it, and martial arts (dance) can't do it either.
A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he cannot express his sufferings
A scholar encounters a soldier - he cannot explain his reasons
A bachelor teaches a boy - nothing is cheap Greed
When wealth comes to a bachelor - there is no turning back
A blind man eats soup pills - he knows what he knows
Monk Zhang Er - he is confused
The narcissus doesn’t bloom - pretend to be garlic
The nephew lights the lantern - as usual (uncle)
Confucius moves - all the losses (books)
Be courteous, honest and honest - shameless
Open the door to the muddy guy - live a life of your own
Fail to steal the chicken - lose the rice, that is, not only did you not take advantage, but Suffered losses
Throwing bombs in manholes - arousing people's excrement (anger)
The prince of hell married a daughter - ghosts
The following is a common case A postscript in Cantonese -
A cowhide lantern - the point of the lantern is unclear
Chopping firewood under the bed - hitting the board means getting into trouble
The wife is worried about covering up ——Yin Gong, that is, pitiful
The husband is fanning the fan - desolate (the wife is cold), that is, pitiful
The one-eyed man's wife - one glance at the sun
Winter Money-laden duck - get a taste of it
Overnight fried ghost - no fire
Sweet potato fell into the stove - the braised one
Wet olive kernels ——Two-headed chirping
Water melon beats dog--no difference
Uncovered chicken coop--comes in and out
White eel on the beach--well If you die, you will be dead
Burning the flagpole - there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)
Chaozhou music - take care of yourself
Guitar without strings (Wet cotton) - no elasticity, that is, impeccable
African monks - beggars are disgusting (black monks), that is, disgusting
The fish seller takes a shower/sells The fisherman washes his body - a silent (fishy) smell
The bow ruler - measures the water
Yalan marries Yarui - a tiring fight
Tai Centimeters of pork - everyone has a share
New Year's Eve fried dumplings - everyone has me. I was awakened by thunder in the middle of the night in 2022 and posted a message on my friends circle.
I was awakened by thunder in the middle of the night in 2022 and posted a message. Talk about Moments (Part 1)
1. In the rain, a faint longing passes by. The people who once walked together in the rain have become a passing cloud.
2. It turns out that I am still scared of thunder. May I ask why you are so loud? You woke me up from my nap.
3. I am afraid of thunder and lightning, but I feel very comfortable when I listen to the sound of rain when sleeping. I remember that I was not afraid before, but now I am so scared that I dare not move and huddle up in bed.
4. The night rain dyes the sky and water blue. Some people can achieve great success without gestures.
5. I am really scared when you are not around. It rained last night, and there was lightning and thunder. I was so scared that I didn’t dare to sleep the whole night. I covered myself with a quilt all night because I was so afraid of lightning and thunder.
6. Want to hear the sound of rain? But you are also afraid of thunder. It’s so confusing~
7. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day but the eaves where you can hide from the rain together.
8. On a rainy day, you hug her to sleep, but forget that I am also afraid of thunder.
9. It gets dark because the sun goes to sleep; it rains because of the clouds I cried; the tree broke because the wind was angry; I cried because you left; I sent you a message because I missed you. How are you far away?
10. I had to cover his ears for fear that the thunder would keep coming into my arms.
11. I don’t like rain. Fortunately, there is no thunder, but the rain is too loud. I am always afraid that thunder will happen later. It is very annoying to only hear the rain but not see it.
12. I had a hard time sleeping last night. It felt like it was windy and rainy again? I felt vaguely that the wind blew my door shaking last night. I was so scared, but I opened my eyes again. I don't dare to do it without opening my eyes, and I feel very sleepy. Trembling~ I just opened the curtains and saw the clear sky outside. Could this be my dream?
13. You should eat well even if you are alone. Even if it is windy, thundering and raining outside, you should also sleep well. Don’t be hungry or afraid.
14. Well, I like this reminder that it will be broadcast on the variety show channel and the parent-child channel at 12 noon every day. Hu Yanqing thundered.
15. There was lightning, thunder, and rain outside, and I was most afraid of rain late at night. I was especially afraid of the sound of rain at night, and I was too scared to sleep.
16. At night alone, I am too lonely and dare not sleep when it rains. I am used to having him by my side when I sleep. Whenever it rains, I fall asleep against him. Now that it rains, he is not afraid or helpless.
17. Is there anyone like me who is more afraid of wind than thunder, but spring in Inner Mongolia is full of wind.
18. I want to cry, but even crying is a waste of time. It's raining. I want to have a good sleep and not suffer from insomnia.
19. Being happy is not difficult, just like there is only wind but no rain outside the window, no one understands the mood of the weather at this time.
20. Children without umbrellas can only run hard. In 2022, I was awakened by thunder in the middle of the night and posted a story on my circle of friends (Part 2)
21. There was a power outage due to thunder and rain. Swollen tonsils, upper respiratory tract infection.
22. The spring rain beats on the eaves, the sound of the rain wishes you peace, the raindrops carry away your thoughts, the rainflowers fly down your heartstrings, the raindrops fulfill your wishes, and the strong wind and the spring rain accompany you, blowing away your worries. . It’s stormy outside, so be careful!
23. When there is thunder, look up at the sky and you will see traces of rain falling, just like your own heart, falling little by little.
24. Why are you afraid of thunder now? The first thing I noticed was that the thunder was really loud, as if it was punishing a child who had done something wrong.
25. It is enough for me to have a friend who can lend me an umbrella on rainy days, walk with me in the morning, and sit and chat with me at night.
26. I am not afraid of short or ugly settings. Thunder and rain are nothing to be afraid of. Let me wait for a while and run home later.
27. The thunder was very loud today. Thinking of you who have been afraid of thunder and lightning since you were a child, you will keep screaming.
28. We are walking together. If it suddenly rains, would you buy an umbrella and hold it with me, or should I hold it alone?
29. Tell me about your biggest fear of thunder
30. It’s raining and thundering, it’s scary! I became a drowned rat. All wet. It's so powerful, it cuts off the trees.
31. It’s raining again today, so I’m waiting for the Shenma bus. Everyone has arrived at the station, but there is no sign of the car.
32. When the whole world agrees to rain together, let us make an appointment to make it sunny in our hearts.
33. The thunder and lightning basically kept me awake all night.
34. I hate the thunder and lightning at night. It makes the baby unable to sleep. Now he is very sleepy.
35. I remember when I was a child, it rained and thundered, and then several children hid under the quilt and fell asleep listening to the sound of rain and thunder.
36. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence.
37. There is a fool who always likes to say when he is moved: It’s going to rain.
38. It’s raining, do you miss me?
39. Someone is drunk and crazy outside at night. I find that I am getting more and more timid. I turn off the lights at night and dare not go out of the bedroom door. I am also afraid of thunder on rainy days. I walk at night and keep talking. It's okay. In my mind, everyone looks like a bad guy. Now when I hear this kind of out-of-control scene, I can imagine a series of pictures in my mind, and then I'm so scared that I can't sleep.
40. In fact, I am very sleepy. I can't wake up all year round, so this is the first time I have suffered from insomnia. It is raining very heavily outside and thundering. I miss my sister.
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