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The Monkey King vs Niu writes a composition.

1. Composition the Monkey King vs. Niu Wangmo 400 words Four disciples, including Tang Priest and Wukong, went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, traveled for the night and went to the Flame Mountain. The heat wave rolled in the mountain pass, so they couldn't get through.

Wukong learned from the land god that only the banana fan of Princess Iron Fan can fan out the flames. Wukong tried his best to borrow a banana fan and was cheated by Niu Wangmo, the husband of Princess Iron Fan.

So Wukong and Niu Wangmo started a big battle. Niu Wangmo is no match for the Monkey King. He was exhausted and fled.

However, Niu Wangmo is not simple, he will change. Seeing Wukong chasing after him, he turned into a white crane and flew away.

As soon as Wukong saw it, he immediately turned into a phoenix and chased it. Niu Wang Mo thinks: Phoenix is the king of birds. I am a white crane, how can I compete with this phoenix? ! He had no choice but to fly off the cliff, become a fragrant roe, and pretend to eat grass leisurely in front of the cliff.

Wukong thought, What a genius! You can't fool my old grandson! He immediately turned into a hungry tiger and jumped at it. Cow king panicked and quickly turned into a lion to catch a hungry tiger.

Wukong can see clearly on the spot.

2. the Monkey King fights Niu Wangmo again. The Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qitian, wandered in the sky every day after becoming a Buddha, and could not sit still for a long time. Well, one day, he couldn't stand it anymore and went to the Jade Emperor. With the consent of the Jade Emperor, he came to Tianmen to prepare for his descent.

He is going to go back to Huaguoshan to have a look first. He took a deep breath and stumbled into the world. My feet just stepped on the ground, but I saw Niu Wangmo standing in front of me. It turns out that since I defeated Niu Wangmo last time, I have been unconvinced. I have been waiting here for a long time, and I want to play the Monkey King again.

Niu Wangmo shouted, "Monkey Sun, come and fight with me for 300 rounds if you have the courage." Hearing this, the the Monkey King turned out to be an ox. He shouted, "I am the Great Sage. Am I still afraid of you? " According to the cow, our oath is great. But the stick passed through Niu Wangmo's body, but Niu Wangmo was unscathed. The Monkey King was shocked and then shouted, "What witchcraft is this, so powerful?" Niu Wangmo smiled and said, "This is called 3D projection. What you took was just my shadow." Later, Niu Wangmo followed the Monkey King's gold-banded cudgel as a sword messenger, and only heard a clang, and the Monkey King's gold-banded cudgel was broken. The Monkey King was surprised: "What weapon is this? Really amazing? " Niu Wangmo smiled and said, "This is a laser sword." Say, will cut to the Monkey King. Seeing that something was not good, the Monkey King made the best policy and fled in a hurry.

Along the way, he fled to the Science and Technology Museum. After careful analysis and research, he finally understood that cows use high-tech weapons. From the Science and Technology Museum, he went to Daqing Bookstore, bought some science and technology books, and prepared to go back and practice behind closed doors, and then fight Niu Wangmo.

Can the Monkey King beat Niu Wangmo? If you want to know what will happen next, listen to the next chapter.

3. the Monkey King vs. Friar Sand Composition 20 14, Niu Wangmo directly killed Huaguoshan. As he ran, he said, "I'm so angry! I am so angry! " It turns out that Niu has had bad luck recently, and he is full of anger and wants to attack water curtain cave to vent his anger.

The Monkey King saw Niu Wangmo from the screen and pressed a button. A robot appeared at once. That's a strategic robot. The Monkey King said to the strategist, "What shall we do? The strategist said that it is better to send a few torpedoes as a warning first. The Monkey King said happily, "Good! "

After a while, several torpedoes were launched, and Niu Wangmo saw a black thing flying towards him. Cattle were bombed, all of them were black, much like torpedoes, and became "cattle torpedoes".

In order to get revenge, Niu Wangmo turned into air and sneaked into Guo Huashan, which surprised him. Huaguoshan has towering trees and several open spaces, and a nuclear bomb silo has been built. When I saw it in water curtain cave, it was like a bolt from the blue, and I stopped. Water curtain cave is not a monkey guard, but a robot guard. Before those swords were replaced by advanced ammunition, the Monkey King was drinking there!

No matter how much the cow thought about it, she came to her original shape and went to the Monkey King again. The Monkey King pressed a button and a huge lid covered everything. At this time, a yellow fireball emerged from the lid, which made Niu Wangmo flustered. Niu Wangmo ran out of the hole again. A cage covered Niu Wangmo, and another laser beam interrupted Niu Wangmo's sword. The cow had to surrender.

When the Monkey King saw this, he removed the lid and said to Niu Wangmo, "You really don't cry until you get to the coffin, and you won't stop until you get to the Yellow River!" Let me show you!

Say and the Monkey King with cattle to visit weapons. "This is the F- 126 fighter, this is your torpedo, this is a rocket launcher, and this is a rifle. . . . "

When Niu Wangmo saw it, he couldn't help spitting out his tongue and said, "Great Sage, I have to admire you!" The Monkey King showed Niu around the nuclear silo, and the Monkey King ordered an empty space to launch a nuclear bomb. After the nuclear bomb exploded, Niu Wangmo spat out his tongue. The Monkey King said to Niu Wangmo, "Your weapon is old. You should learn from humans. They taught me everything! "

Niu Wangmo thanked him, turned a somersault and left.

4. The second grade Chinese composition volume II, the Monkey King beat Niu Wangmo. Today, the sun is shining, Wan Li is cloudless and warm as spring.

Teacher Wang took our classmates from Dandelion Composition Tutorial Class to Cuizhu Park to observe winter flowers and winter trees and look for their footprints. When we came to Cuizhu Park, we first went to the place where the dragon string flowers grew.

There are countless small flowers, each with four small petals. Some students say it looks like a red lantern, while others say it looks like a red mushroom. Hey, what's that? Why is it like a sword? Oh, it's called sword bamboo, with sword-shaped leaves and yellow color. Very beautiful.

They are intertwined and the farmer is like a cactus. The branches under them are thick and big.

My attention slowly turned to the right, and I knew what it was. That's the red-backed laurel. Its front color is green and its back is red.

Its veins are clear, like a big palm. When Mr. Wang asked me to see the banana tree, I was still admiring the red-backed laurel tree.

Its whole tree is like a paper fan, and its leaves are like a banana fan. I remembered the fierce battle in The Journey to the West when the Monkey King borrowed a banana fan from Princess Iron Fan. At this time, Teacher Wang asked me to see the Dragon Blood Tree.

This is the branches and leaves of Dracaena parviflora winding like blood vessels. It only grows leaves at the top of branches.

It belongs to agave material. Its original real estate is located in China, Yunnan and South China.

By the way, I forgot to say, yes, no, afraid, cold! Looking further to the left, this is Parthenocissus tricuspidata, also called Parthenocissus tricuspidata. Their vines are like winter girls' braids and chains.

Winter flowers and trees are still in full bloom in the cold winter, and their tenacious spirit shocked me. What a beautiful winter.

5. Write an essay about how the Monkey King met Niu Wangmo and became sworn brothers. In the first episode, the Monkey King and his monkey Sun robbed water curtain cave, and Niu took his younger brother to grab the territory, and the two sides fought fiercely. In the end, Niu Wangmo lost (of course). Anyway, I don't know. Heroes cherish heroes, monkeys cherish old cows, and you become sworn brothers (just like gang fights, shaking hands and making peace).

In the novel, it is the third time that all the oceans and Qian Shan are arched, and nine secluded places and ten categories are deleted from the list:

When the Monkey King was king in Huaguoshan, he took a golden hoop from the Dragon Palace and worshipped Niu Wangmo. The original text reads: "Travel around the world every day and enjoy the money mountain. Shi Wuyi, visiting heroes all over the world; Miraculous, make friends. At this time, there will be seven other brothers, namely Niu, Jiao Lich King, Peng Lich King, Lion Camel King, the Monkey King, Wang, and even his own seven the Monkey King. Talking about literary criticism and martial arts day by day, walking and preaching, singing and dancing, going back and forth, all of them are unhappy. The distance from Wan Li is only the road to the palace. The so-called nodding way is more than 3,000 miles and twisting the waist is more than 800 miles. "

Later, on the fourth visit, the official's name was Bi. He changed his name for himself and put up a famous signboard:

But he said to his six brothers, "Since my brother is called Monkey King, you can also call him Monkey King." Inside, Niu Wangmo suddenly shouted, "My good brother is right, so I will call him Dasheng." Jiao Mo said, "I am the Great Sage of Fuhai." . Peng Gong said, "I call it the Great Sage." The lion said to him, "I am the Great Sage who moved mountains." The Monkey King: "I call it the ventilation sage." King Yu Zhou said, "I call it an exorcist." At this time, the Seven Saints went their own way, claiming to be their own names. After playing for a day, they ended up separately. "

6. Write an essay about how the Monkey King met Niu Wangmo and became sworn brothers. In the first episode, the Monkey King and his monkey Sun robbed water curtain cave, and Niu took his younger brother to grab the territory, and the two sides fought fiercely. In the end, Niu Wangmo lost (of course). Anyway, you don't know each other, heroes cherish heroes, monkeys cherish old cows, so you become sworn brothers (it's just that gangs don't fight, shake hands and make peace).

In the third time in the novel, Qianshan in the four seas worships nine secluded places and ten categories. When the Monkey King in Huaguoshan is king, he takes a golden hoop from the Dragon Palace to worship Niu Wangmo. The original text reads: "Travel around the world every day and enjoy the money mountain.

Shi Wuyi, visiting heroes all over the world; Miraculous, make friends. At this time, there will be seven other brothers, namely Niu, Jiao Lich King, Peng Lich King, Lion Camel King, the Monkey King, Wang, and even his own seven the Monkey King.

Talking about literary criticism and martial arts day by day, walking and preaching, singing and dancing, going back and forth, all of them are unhappy. The distance from Wan Li is only the road to the palace. The so-called nodding way is more than 3,000 miles, and twisting the waist is more than 800 miles. "

Later, on the fourth visit, the official changed his name and put up a famous signboard: "He said to his six brothers,' My brother's name is Qi Tian Da Sheng, and you can also call him Da Sheng. "Inside, NiuWangMo suddenly shouted," my good brother is right, so I will call him the Great Sage. "

Jiao Mo said, "I am the Great Sage of Fuhai." . Peng Gong said, "I call it the Great Sage."

The lion said to him, "I am the Great Sage who moved mountains." The Monkey King: "I call it the ventilation sage."

King Yu Zhou said, "I call it an exorcist." At this time, the Seven Saints went their own way, claiming to be their own names. After playing for a day, they ended up separately.

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7. Since the Monkey King defeated Sandman, Niu Wangmo's younger brother Sandman was unconvinced and wanted to fight to the death with the Monkey King.

Sandman came to Guo Huashan angrily and shouted: "the Monkey King, come out quickly and fight with me!" "After hearing the news, the Monkey King walked out of the door and said," What a monster! How dare you come here to make trouble! " Sandman said, "I'm the cow's younger brother-Sandman! """Ha ha. It turned out to be a defeated brother! "the Monkey King said disdainfully," You. " The sandman turned purple with anger and roared, "Today it's either you or me! Wow ... "Said, and grabbed a weapon and ran to the Monkey King. The Monkey King was quick to jump on the tree, take out the golden hoop, and fight with the king of the desert.

After 300 rounds of World War II, Sandman was exhausted. Just as the Monkey King was about to arrest Sandman, suddenly, the Monkey King began to have a headache and rolled on the ground. It turns out that the Tang Priest recited many spells on weekdays and even recited them in his dreams. At this time, the sandman took advantage of people's bags and captured the Monkey King alive.

When the cow knew this letter, she rushed over all night and shouted to the Bao clan, "Monkey Sun, is this what you want to do?"? Ha ha ... "

At this point, the Monkey King was so angry that he scratched his teeth and thought, "When I go out, I will let you have no good end!"

The Monkey King became a fly and an ant … all kinds of small animals, but the man's bag was not sewn, so he didn't go out, and then she suddenly thought of a way …

"Your majesty, your majesty ..." A little devil shouted. "What's the hurry?" The sandman said impatiently.

"A girl wants to see you."

"Come on, let her in."

When the girl came in, she began to cry: "My little daughter just lost her parents and wanted to stay for one night. Why not? "

"Yes, yes. Sandman was overjoyed and thought, Today is really my lucky day. I caught the Monkey King, and here comes such a beautiful girl …

In the evening, the sandman said to the girl, "Girl, since you have no parents, you might as well be my wife!" " "

"This ... all right!" The girl shyly agreed.

the next day ...

"Your Majesty, who is in that ethnic bag?" The girl asked.

"Oh, that's the Monkey King, I got him!" The sandman said proudly.

"Then I want to see if it's okay?" The girl had to ask.

"Well ... I was afraid he ran away, but I tried to get it back." Sandman said with some worry.

"Hum, I'm going to see it!" The girl said with some unhappiness.

The sandman thought for a moment and said, "OK, but be careful."

Sandman opened the game bag. Just then, the Monkey King hurried out of the car, took out his golden cudgel and hit the sandman. Put it in the national bag.

Look at that girl again. Oh, land. Land smiled and said to the Monkey King, "Great Sage, the task is completed. I have to go. "

"Goodbye!" The Monkey King looked at the land gratefully.

At that time, the Monkey King took the ethnic bag to the sky and gave it to the Jade Emperor.