What is the most classic and funny joke in the world?

Naked photos of your girlfriend! It was taken with a digital camera.

1. This post is a survey post, which was specially released to cooperate with the second national abnormal population census of the Ministry of Public Security in real-name registration system, and was attracted by the title.

Men and women are perverts.

Second, the number of posts viewed is abnormal, and the statistical results are as of June 5438+February 65438+February 2006.

When browsing this article, the system has automatically recorded the IP address of the viewer. Please don't take any chances.

Don't say anything you didn't see clearly, or point something wrong to justify yourself.

Please contact the neighborhood office or police station where your account is located within 20 days after reading this post, and get the Citizen Killer Card produced by the Ministry of Sex and Information Industry of China. At the same time, you must pay 10 yuan and 7 one-inch bareheaded nude photos.

The results of this survey will be broadcast on local TV stations in early 2007, so please pay attention!

One more sentence: you are going to jail.

Absolutely classic.