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Why should a beautiful model marry a "Wu Dalang"?
After graduation, my mother began to worry about how to find a boyfriend. I disdain: "With your daughter's figure, you have to take the initiative to find it?"
As if to prove my pride, Tang in the office easily stuffed a love letter into my drawer. Love letters are beautifully written and touching. However, Tang was probably "oppressed" when he was a child, and his height was the highest 1.69 meters. Isn't it a joke that two people come together? I slipped the love letter back into his drawer.
Soon, Wang Daming and I talked about love. Wang Daming's name is1.82m. Although he is not much taller than me, I still feel like a "naive girl" every time I lean on his shoulder. ?
This afternoon, I was wandering in the supermarket, and I happened to find that Wang Daming was leading a strange girl to choose fashion! Trembling with anger, I rushed up and shouted, "Wang Daming, who is she?" Wang Daming was surprised at first, and then said quietly, "Xiao Xin, it's like this. After comparison, I think Xiaoli is more suitable for me ... I was going to make it clear to you, but I'm afraid you can't accept it for a while. Now that you see it, it's all right ... "What a big head ghost! I took out a paper towel, spat, wiped it and threw it on Wang Daming's handsome little white face.
In the next few days, I was a little depressed. Tang asked me cheerfully, "Did you catch a cold these days?" I said, "Yes, now you are happy!" He was in no hurry: "I said I was unhappy-at least I had a chance to make a comeback ..." I said, "Really? Then go to Dongshan! "
Don relaxed, stopped bickering with me and invited me to climb the mountain: "Several other friends are coming, too. I have no other meaning, just want you to have fun ... "
Unexpectedly, this trip made me know Zhang Lei. Zhang Lei is a second-line player in the basketball team. He usually works in an electronics company, and he earns some extra money when there are competitions. ?
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