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Leading role: Bei Weiwei (reed slightly) Xiao Nai (helpless smile) Supporting role: (Gong Yu climbs the mountain) Mei Hao (Mozzata) Qiu (monkey wine) is really tasteless (slightly ex-husband in the game), Xiaoyu family, Raytheon Nini, etc ... Type: online game romance campus style: relaxed and funny.
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In online games, if you are "miserably" abandoned, suddenly a very strong and arrogant man proposes to you, what is your reaction? What is it that men fall in love with women at first sight? Appearance? Temperament? Is it worth it? No, the campus prince+Xiao Nai, a high-level gamer, has seen a little. What she loves is not her aggressive color, but her delicate hands dancing on the keyboard and her leisurely momentum! ! ! Awkward, huh? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that moment, methodically directing the gang war, and fought a perfect brilliant battle of defeating the strong with the weak, completely unaware that the angel of love was by his side ... Then, Shawna, the top student of basketball and swimming and the chief planner of the game company, began to hunt for beauty online and offline ... So, a love quietly sprouted in a flower's time.
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1, smiled and sent a message after a while: "What do you think of this wedding?" Slightly embarrassed, is the Great God also here to gossip? Replied in a slightly diplomatic way: "Very grand." Smile and say, "Do you want a bigger wedding?" Slightly dull. Smile and say, "Marry me." 2, since it's decided, it's a little refreshing. "Let's team up to go to Yuelao." "Wait." "Why?" Is it because she promised too readily that she scared Mr. He away? However, obviously, it doesn't seem like a slight idea. I smiled and said, "I need to get ready, three days later, at eight o'clock." Slightly stunned, quickly typed: "Prepare what?" "Wedding." Slightly: "Just notarize it, just get married for the competition, not too grand?" Smile helplessly: "No, I can't just smile at the wedding." Weiwei: "..." 3. Gong Yu climbed up the hill: "Hey, who is this mm?" Smile and say, "My fiancee." 4, the mouth is not covered with monkey wine: "I remember, the reed is slightly, isn't it the ex-wife of real water and no fragrance?" There was a sudden silence in the team and the atmosphere was a bit strange. I was just about to say that they got married for the PK contest. When I saw it, I calmly typed a line: "Well, your third sister-in-law married a non-human person before, so don't discriminate against her." At this moment, I received a slightly helpless transaction request. There are several pieces of equipment in the trading column, so don't look closely. Just looking at the light emitted by the equipment, we know that these equipment are at least fairy-level. Slightly taken aback: "This is?" Smile and simply say, "Bridal gift." Is this, is this the legendary feeling of being rich? That's, that's a great wife. 6. After a little thought, I had an idea, so I ordered it, and then I handed him my best equipment, an acceleration ring. I smiled and asked a question mark. Briefly: "Dowry." The computer is slightly red, and I am used to teasing people in the team these two days. It's easy to say such a thing Moreover, my "dowry" is seriously out of proportion to other people's "dowry". I added a little awkwardly: "It's a little less, so I'll make it up later." I smiled and made a smiling expression: "OK." Then he said, "Actually, it would be nice if you came alone." Continue to blush slightly. 7. After a little hesitation, I called: "Someone said they saw you playing strange together." Why: "Do you understand this? Gong Yu once added her to the team, and her skills were too poor. I kicked. " 8. I can't help asking, "What are we doing?" Why: "Look at the scenery." 9. As a result, I fought several times and killed the enemy slightly. I just took a walk to see the scenery and occasionally added a little blood. The two men were greatly indignant and accused: "You are shameless, hiding behind your sister-in-law for nothing!" But I'm not ashamed at all. I made a sigh expression and replied, "I ate too much soft food and gradually got used to it." Then I added, "People like you who don't have a wife to protect them won't understand." 65438+ was a little confused, she understood, but, "slowly?" "Well, put on the worst weapon and chop it slowly bit by bit." Feng Rou: God, this passage is really amazing and poisonous! Great god! ) 1 1, Mo Dao swears that the reed hasn't moved for a long time, and his heart can't help but give birth to hope, thinking that the woman won't do anything to him after all, but he only sees a big smiling face with a line on his head: "Haha, I found it, but fortunately my novice costume didn't throw it away!" The Hunger vowed to almost faint. I watched the woman cut it with a broken knife, and a red damage value-"1"curled up on her head. A little! 12, slightly annoyed, was about to type harder, but he said, "It's too much trouble. Those who don't want to die will disappear immediately." At the same time, I received his private chat message: "I just left, you continue, I will solve it." 13, Wei Wei: "Thank you > o< Why:" No, I have long wanted to kill him. " Wei Wei: "... why @ @" It seems that the Great God and the True Water have never met. How can there be enmity? What to do: "I don't like it." Slightly: "..." This is a typical answer from the Great God. 15, Mozzata said: "You should also leave some room for yourself. In case you lose a game, for example, your home is out of power or suddenly disconnected from the internet, then the video really goes with him? " Smiling casually, he said, "If you lose, you lose. If I lose, my wife is still there. " 16, Gong Yu climbs the mountain: "Why do I feel this tone is familiar?" Monkey wine: "What do you like?" Mozart: "No, but he never loves himself.". He is always narcissistic. " But he made a sigh expression: "He who is near the ink is black, and she still can't keep you in the future." 17, Monkey Wine put forward an opinion: "Good is good, but that' leftover man' had better be changed. There are four people here. Who knows which one you want to grab, the audience will misunderstand. " But he said: "I won't misunderstand, and I don't need to change." Monkey wine: "?" But he said, "You don't deserve to be robbed." 18, the blue military commander said, "You don't have to kill her." The pianist in white was only silent for a long time before he said, "It's better to die than to let her hate me alive." 19, slightly continue to struggle to ask: "If it were you, would you kill that female thief?" As soon as this question was over, I immediately realized that something was wrong. I don't think I should ask this question. It seems to be prying into other people's privacy, but I really want to know ... the phrase "I'd rather die than let her hate me" has popped up in my mind from time to time these days. She can't help wondering, is it a real smile and helplessness, and is it also a person who can say such a thing? Fortunately, she didn't seem to care about her overstepping, and quickly replied, "It wasn't me." Slightly: "Huh?" What to do: "He is not me, I won't go." 20. He found her ... His mood suddenly brightened up. But when she came down the hill, she politely replied, "Well, the old lady has been waiting." 2 1. I flew silently for a while and suddenly said, "Did you quit?" I didn't expect him to mention this. I was a little confused and replied, "You saw it, well, I returned it." But he said, "All right, come with me later." Although I was typing and chatting at that time, I couldn't hear the voice or see the expression, but I felt that the word Great God was very understated and casual. I don't know why she felt relieved, as if suddenly enlightened, and finally a trace of sadness vanished, slightly heroic: "Well, let's wander the rivers and lakes together and be a pair of wild mandarin ducks." What she said about heroism was a joke. I remember we were worshiped by the media. There was a slight pause: Great God, you really have no sense of humor ... Why do you say "fame is very important?" Go on slightly: well, the great god actually has a good sense of humor, but he is a little cold ... 22. "World" [stepping on a rice pig]: Should a smile be a new weapon? World "[laughs]: Not interested. "World" [Step on Rice Pig]: (puzzled expression) Then why did you accept it? "World" [helpless smile]: Throw it to my wife to play with. 23. In the end, I couldn't resist the pressure of staring for so long. I'm ready to be asked, "Who are you?" I stopped slightly and summoned up the courage to say hello: "Brother Xiao, what a coincidence. "One second. Two seconds. Three seconds. ..... no response. Slightly embarrassed, I bowed my head. I was so embarrassed that I thought how impatient I was. I just went over and said hello. It's frozen now. Otherwise, float away quietly? Thinking slightly, I couldn't help looking up at him, only to see Xiao Nai slightly bent her mouth and staring at her black eyes seemed to contain a little smile. Then I heard his voice slightly. " Unfortunately. "A slightly cold voice whispered in her ear," I'm waiting for you. "24." ... are you taking me? " "Well, isn't it far away? "Of course, it's terrible to go so far to the basketball stadium, but, but, what's even more terrible is that you took me! ! ! Slightly indignant! With your big popularity and her small popularity, riding along the central axis of the campus like this, it is estimated that there will be powder rumors soon! Although they look, vaguely, as if they do have the suspicion of going pink, they are definitely whiter than sheep now, now, now … "... this is not appropriate, and others will misunderstand when they see it. "Slightly want to refuse, my ears are a little red." Misunderstanding? "He didn't get it? Slightly had to crustily skin of head to explain, "Misunderstanding us is, uh, that kind of relationship ..." Xiao Nai looked at her quietly, for a long time without saying a word, slightly feeling strangely nervous ... Did she say the wrong thing? Just as she was getting more and more nervous, at last, Shawnee said slowly, "When did we stop that relationship? "25. His calculation speed is always fast, and he makes a decision in an instant. He called her name gently: "Weiwei." "Huh?" "In fact, my driving skills are not bad. "Huh?" Look at him with a little doubt, so you don't have to look like that, "said Xiao Nai slowly. You're dead. "A little:" ... "It turns out that her expression is so tragic ... 26. Glancing at the people around her who are trying to reduce their sense of existence with a smile, Xiao Nai said," You haven't had breakfast yet. Why don't you eat something before you go back? "At this moment, I am very grateful to the Great God. It's very considerate of him to help her out. Xiaoling looked at it slightly. Seeing that she didn't mean to talk, she gave in and said, "No, I've already troubled the big brother a lot today." Xiao Naiwei smiled and said, "We are all one of our own. You're welcome. "Wei Wei:" ... "She knows that thoughtfulness is floating clouds ... 27. However, he naturally won't say anything to Wei Wei. A thousand words come to Xiao Nai's side, and he always downplays it. Black eyes were full of pulsating light, reflecting the plump figure in front of them, and smiled gently: "Thank you for your compliment. It's an honor. "28. Xiao Nai refused without thinking:" Of course not, my name can't appear in the contract. " Slightly strange: "Why? Xiao Nai arrived: "Copyright fee." "It took a little detour to understand this time-if the Great God signed this contract, he would naturally contribute his creativity as the core of the development of Sleepwalking 2, and Feng Teng would not have to pay the copyright fee again." All right, I'll sign it alone, and we'll split the copyright fee among the five of us. "a little better advice, just, why it is legal income > o<, but she suddenly feels like cheating money; Don't give it to Yu Gong. "Looking at the ups and downs of tea in the cup, Shawnee said lazily." Huh? "This is not good, at least some people have it." You take it as their gift. "Gift ... looked at him slightly tongue-tied. I wanted to ask him what to do with that part, but now I can't. If he says ... what about the dowry > o & lt29. The more I think about it, the more excited I am, so I have a slight conditioned reflex and look at him straight: "Let's fight one-on-one! "What kind of topic is this? Xiao Naiwei raised his eyebrows and gave her a smile. " "All right, but please," he paused, and then continued ... be kind. "He obviously said nothing, but his face turned red slightly. Why does she think where he paused, he wanted to say "madam"? Awkward. I fell into a mystery a little unconsciously, completely unaware that her eyes had shifted from the book to the person behind the desk. The office is still quiet, only the sound of tapping the keyboard. However, the sound of tapping the keyboard gradually disappeared. Xiao nai suddenly stopped and said without looking up, "Slightly, if you keep looking, I will be overwhelmed. "Because I was absent-minded, I heard his voice slightly, but I didn't immediately understand what he meant. It took me a long time to wake up, and then ... well, it almost spontaneously ignited. She doesn't want to ask T T 3 1 anything. On the third lap, Moza finally came alive: "Sister-in-law ..." I was going to reply with a contemptuous expression, but the contemptuous expression was not finished. Wei Wei: "..." Mozzata: "Just when you said you had been confessed since you were a child. "I feel a little weak in typing." Nonsense, he doesn't live in school. Mozzata: "He moved back today." . "A little:" ... Moza said: "Now he's on." ... "Before his line disappeared, I heard a ding, and the system prompted: Your husband smiled but went online. 0. 1 sec slightly ran off the net. 32. "I just got disconnected!" "..." In the male dormitory of a university, a boy named Mei Hao choked up and turned to look at a man who casually put his notebook on his knee to log in the game because he couldn't find an open space for a while: "Your wife is really a genius." "I'm flattered." Xiao Nai is careless and modest, but his face is hung with the expression "My wife is of course a genius", his mouth is slightly smiling, his eyes staring at the computer are shining, and his slender fingers are slowly tapping on the keyboard: "The campus network is really unstable." It's my turn to sob a little. 33. In the game, by the lotus pond, the pianist in white has sat down to fondle the piano. "Madam, please rest assured that I have never been confessed since I was a child. "There is a little embarrassed. If you are not confessed, you are not confessed. Is it necessary to emphasize the word "growing up" deliberately? The great god must have done it on purpose. 34. "That was the end of last term. On the way in front of the library, I saw someone hand you a love letter. "After a short silence. Smiled and said, "It seems a little impressive. "Look, look, also said that he has not been confessed, but also slightly despised. Smiled and said, "That girl should be handing out leaflets. Wei Wei @ @ @ Wei Wei: "... I can't help it. "Laughed and said," Why not? Will there be a confession on the road, or ... "Smile and say," Has your wife seen it? " Suddenly a slight cold sweat, she really met, more than once. The pianist in white sighed, "Madam is really welcome." After that, it became more and more serious. I quickly said, "No, no, in fact, it's quite annoying when there are too many such things." Oh, no, this sentence may make people misunderstand that she is showing off. Put it another way a little quickly: "I mean this kind of thing is expensive but not expensive." You have me. " As a result, the hand speed is faster than the brain speed, and the redundant words flow out from the fingers without being verified by the brain at all. After 0.01 seconds, the rare god froze there ... and ran off the net slightly. Slightly introspective. She was wrong. She should not be good at not learning bad things, but should learn from Yu Gong. See, the consequence of habit is that she shakes herself at the critical moment. 35. "It's me." Great God ... even said, slightly embarrassed: "... you got off, too?" "Didn't come down." Xiao Nai said slowly, "The campus network is not good today, and it is disconnected." Wei Wei > _< Great God, you can't sleep if you don't embarrass me several times a day, can you? Seems to see the slightly embarrassed speechless, shaw nai chuckled. "Slightly, I am very happy." 36, slightly around the telephone line over and over again. "I want a little tiger, whose attributes are not as good as yours, and whose gender is different from yours." Xiao nai soon understood, but didn't say it, just smiled: "So?" "Nothing, let them get married next time they go online, maybe they can have a little beast." "Very good." Xiao said, "Next time I will ask my tiger if he wants to." Do you need to ask? ! Slightly angry: "How dare you be such a tigress in the audience!" "Xiao laughed in a low voice." Well, that makes sense. I'm sure he would. "
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