Couples' brain teasers with answers

Brainstorming is an artificially created and entertaining language game in the form of question and answer, which is widely welcomed by the public with its humorous expression. When couples go shopping, stop to eat, and after the movie, a timely and appropriate brain teaser will make both sides happier and stay happy every day. The following is a couple's brain teaser book I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Couples have a brain teaser (1)? Connotation version 1. What do women like most about men, big, thick and hard? Answer: deep pockets, hard back.

2. The tool for sheltering rain is called rain gear. What is the tool for sheltering the sun? Answer: sun umbrella

What must boys and girls do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.

Why don't newspaper editors marry men? Answer: Every day.

5. What men have, women have and children don't have! Answer: pubic hair

6. a man and a woman in the company are on a business trip, sharing the same room at night, but the next day they are all right? Answer: Men are gay.

Xiaoming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend. Why did his girlfriend only get one letter? Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one each.

8. Who will win the fight between the male monkey and the female monkey? Answer: the male monkey (the male monkey is on it)

9. Does Cupid's arrow shoot the man or the woman first? Answer: male (shoot male first, then shoot female)

10. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes

165438+ Why? Answer: There is only one you in my heart.

12. There is an organ in the human body, which is composed of two pieces of hairy meat. If you keep digging between two pieces of meat with your fingers, water will flow out, and if you poke it hard with a hard object, it will bleed. Answer: eyes

13. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? Answer: copyright page

14. Who is the most pitiful person in the world? Answer: Soldiers of the artillery company cooking squad.

15. What is the first novel published on the lover's face? Answer: first kiss

16. Why did men and women break up? Answer: men and women have "don't"

17. He is often fucked from behind. Who is crying? Answer: ambulance

18. Why do women quarrel more than men? Answer: the man has an upper mouth, a lower microphone and two stereos.

19. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night? Answer: people

20. A monkey peeked at a person taking a bath on the roof. Why is he smiling while covering his mouth? Answer: The monkey laughed that the man's tail was not only short, but also long in front.

Couples' brain teasers (2)? Cold joke version 1. What color is celery shit? Answer: yellow! Because Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

Four people were reported to be playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest them. Why did they bring five people (people who didn't bring the report)? Answer: Because four people are playing a mahjong.

3. What line does the monkey dislike? Answer: parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana)

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Answer: Yes, if, because if there is a car.

5. A man and a woman were telling jokes at the seaside, and both died. Why? Answer: They drowned because of the tsunami (the sea laughs).

6. blue gun and blue knife, play an idiom to answer: invulnerability (blue)

7. the eleventh book, an idiom answer: incredible (eleventh book)

8. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

9. Who is dumb, the sun/moon or the stars? Answer: stars! Because the movie sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"

10. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click! Because ducks and finches are silent.

1 1. The coffee cup and the glass crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

12. Who gave it to you? Answer: "Aha", because Andy Lau sang: Aha! Give me a cup of forgetful water! "

13. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

14. Coffee cups and glasses crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

15. Michelin went to a school to recruit new people. The topic of the interview is: why didn't a bird stand on a high telephone pole and get electrocuted? The whole school only accepts students for life. His answer is that the bird is wearing Michelin rubber shoes!

16. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny, and the end is tragic: once there was a ghost who farted and died!

17. Now the phone is pressed. In the past, telephones used to dial with their fingers in digital holes. At this time, Xiao Ming dialed at home. His home phone number is always wrong. One day, Xiao Ming received a phone call from a woman. She asked Xiao Ming if she could call for help. Xiao Ming asked, why not call himself? The woman replied, because I can only dial this number.

18. Two tomatoes crossed the road, a truck sped by, one tomato couldn't escape and was squashed, and the other tomato laughed at the squashed tomato. Wow haha ~ ~ ~ ketchup!

19. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, it was hit by a car. With a loud cry, it turned into a cucumber!

20. One day, a matchstick itched, so I scratched my head hard, and it killed me and caught fire.

Couples' brain teasers (3)? Cantonese version 1. Xiao Ming did his homework for the summer vacation by himself, and explained it the next day. Ans: I can't live because of my homework.

2. McDull bathes himself, which is probably the name of a modern literary writer. Ans: Zhu Ziqing

It is said that there was a famous brand store that offered a 10% discount before. A woman left to sweep the goods, left Lebanon after buying and died left. How could she die? A: Death.

4. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard? A: F4

5. baa hair is the most common? A: Normal.

6. Breast augmentation requires 10 thousand on both sides and only 3 thousand on one side. This is a four-word idiom. A: twists and turns

7. Can you learn anything from the wild? A: The library.

There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be? Ans: 2 1, because ET left by UFO.

9.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word. Ans: direction (big red lips)

10. When six minus two equals zero. A: When making the six karma gestures.

1 1. Congratulations on getting rich and estimate the name of a country. A: Belgium (Billy is)

12. It shows that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but there is no Xijing. Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.

13. Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they escaped, but the D police didn't chase Amin when they chased the fruit. They are all chasing Yashan, so click.

14. What's the solution? Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).

15. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same bench in Sanduang District? Answer: lamp stool

16. Q: After four drops of water, will it be washed away first? A: Sparrows. Solution: A bird fell into the water ... fell into the water ... fell into the water ... a bird fell into the water ... and was washed away by the water.

17. Q: A black cat and a white cat crossed the road together, and the white cat knocked down the car. What does it mean if a white cat talks to a black cat? A: Meow ... Solution: No, a white cat is a black cat. It's all a cat. If a cat barks well, it is naturally meowing. ...

18. Q: Is AIA Island surrounded by the sea? A: Jusco. Solution: department store

19. Q: Can plants skate? A: Flowers. Solution: flower skating (figure skating)

20. Q: Does the Queen look like baa? A: Square. Solution: Statue Square