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Fable 14
2022.7.1? Sunny? Friday
It’s time to hold Weichuang’s annual social drama again.
On this day, Ah Q drank as usual. Taking advantage of the wine, he jumped on the table and sang "Dragon and Tiger Fight": I will beat you with a steel whip... At this time, With a whoosh, the chopsticks in his hand flew out, hitting Little D as he passed by the door. < /p>
Unexpectedly, before he was too drunk, he didn't pay attention to his feet for a moment, and actually fell into the mud, which made the onlookers laugh.
Little D didn’t smile and stood still waiting for him to come out.
Ah Q was already dissatisfied with Little D. Now when he saw that everyone was laughing at him but he was the only one who did not laugh, he felt even more angry:
Little D, You little bastard son, if you don’t smile, are you seeing my joke? Bah - you deserve it too!
As he said that, he rushed out and punched him.
Unexpectedly, Little D hid quickly and sent Ah Q flying out, causing him to fall again.
The people around looked even more amused: Ah Q, what kind of skill are you practicing? Is it jumping toad?
Everyone burst into laughter. Little D, however, remained calm and looked at Ah Q quietly.
At this moment, Ah Q felt even more insulted. He cursed and insisted that Little D laugh at him.
Unexpectedly, Little D said: Ah Q, if I don’t laugh at you, is it okay that I am an insect?
When Ah Q heard this, he thought it was okay: he had always been the only one qualified to debase himself, so how could he, Little D, have any share in it? The mental victory method of "son beating father" is no longer useful. Could it be that if I don't go well for a moment, his little D will get on top of him and even take away the title of "Insect"?
The more Ah Q thought about it, the angrier he became, and the angrier he became, the more he felt that his "downfall" was caused by Little D. So, he desperately tried to find Little D. Unexpectedly, Little D's carrying pole knocked him to the ground.
Ah Q was extremely troubled: It didn’t matter that Little D took over his job. It was just a matter of drinking a few less bowls of wine. But even the title of Chongzhi was taken over by him, which hurt his self-esteem... …
Some of us are just like Ah Q, who regard other people’s jokes as compliments but take their seriousness as insults. Isn’t this very sad?
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