Funny together 666: Is there a formula for farting?

1. Once, my deskmate farted several times in a row. I really can't stand it. I asked, "Who farted?" The deskmate immediately said that he put it there. Holding my nose, I asked, "What have you eaten?" He gave me a contemptuous squint and said, "Be kind. What, you smell it and want the formula? "

2. When I was in the dormitory, I suddenly turned out a pack of spicy strips I bought before. I opened it and smelled it carefully. I felt a little broken and threw it into the trash can. A roommate next to him saw it and said, "This is the real local tyrant. You buy spicy strips just to smell them! "

One day, I was riding a motorcycle in the street after school. Suddenly, an uncle riding a motorcycle rushed out of the corner at a high speed. He shouted, "Come on, you left, I right!" " The sun went down that day, and I lay in the alley for a long time.

4. My daughter is in the second grade of primary school. A classmate got 65 points in the mid-term exam. I haven't finished answering the question. Two days before the final exam, some parents were still discussing whether they could not finish the paper this time. The result came out yesterday. Everyone was shocked. Top of the class. It's really a dark horse.

The math teacher spoke very hard on the platform. At this time, when it comes to a difficult point, he built a coordinate system, fearing that we could not understand it, and said, "Can you understand it if I build it this way?"