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Forty-eight sentences in the circle of friends when breaking up with friends

When breaking up with friends, I sent a message to a circle of friends (the first one) 1. If you don't want to fall in love after being single for a long time, you will feel that friends are more and more important; Being single for a long time, I don't want to go shopping, and I like listening to songs at home more and more; Single for a long time, will become mature, will love their parents more than before; I have been single for a long time, bought a lot of shoes and traveled far away by myself. Single for a long time, inadvertently quietly shed tears, it doesn't matter what happens in front of everyone. Being single for a long time becomes a habit.

People only know where the knife wound is deepest when they know each other too well.

3. Girlfriends always have endless words and things to talk about every day ~

Best friends, even if we have waist-length hair, we won't leave.

No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

6. My bullying is only for you, which belongs to your privilege.

7. The breakup of friendship is as simple as that, in an instant.

8. It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your own hand, index finger and toe; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime.

9. How clean you are with your ex, how happy you will be in the future. Even if the predecessor wants to eat grass, he has to look at the grass to answer. No matter how good the memories are, there is no better future. In the face of people who have cheated you, betrayed you and played with you, they gently spit out a word: get out!

10. Before your best friend betrayed you, there was not enough interest to attract her.

1 1. Luoyang relatives and friends asked each other about a piece of ice heart in the jade pot.

12. Without faith, you will be my faith, without hope, you will be my hope. When affection, friendship, love, betrayal, deception, injury.

13. It was not until we met again today that we found that a ten-year friendship could not be broken overnight. I thought I would always mind until my relationship broke down completely. However, now I find that even if it is not as good as before, only girlfriends are enough to preserve the beauty between us.

14. I used to think that the other me in the world wouldn't hurt me, but I didn't find out until today that I was so untrustworthy. What hurts me the most is myself. How ironic, the other me, hehe, just being romantic.

15. Always know that your love is only because of your breath.

16. I don't believe in friendship anymore!

17. Now I know that friendship is so hypocritical.

18. I suddenly found that many good friends lost contact unconsciously. It turns out that friendship, like love, will eventually become a stranger without management.

19. Even the best feelings can't stand betrayal, friendship or love.

I met a girl last summer vacation. She is very kind and kind to me. She helped each other through some very difficult things. I hinted at her, but she insisted that she was a friend. I've had some experiences, and I know I'm impossible. The other day, she said that she met a boy who had a crush on her. She was betrayed by her friends, saying that she cherished me. I can't bear to alienate her, and I don't have the courage to watch her throw herself into the arms of others. What should I do?

2 1. I hate friendship betrayal more than love.

22. I always deceive myself, but you still like me. You went to my best friend because you wanted to get to know me, and finally you stayed with her.

23. If the person you like doesn't like you, you will still feel lonely even if people all over the world like you.

24. The girl is infatuated with flowers.

What makes you suddenly give up the person you love? Is it betrayal or leaving, sadness or not love?

26. Watching four girlfriends split up for three years, love will really break strong feelings. Whether I forgive or break up, I just want to say in other people's words that three years is not easy, and I love and cherish it very much. . .

27. In fact, I especially want to tell you. Come back. I still love you. But ... I can only say sorry to you now. Because I really can't accept love after betrayal.

Answer me, will our friendship be like this in a few decades?

29. What we lose in one place will be found in another.

30. With you dead women, do I still need men?

3 1. May those who have never loved love tomorrow, and those who have loved can still love tomorrow.

32. Don't know friendship, know whether betrayal lasts for a long time, and don't be lonely.

Since others took my place so easily, I seem to be so much to you.

34. The role of Zhou Gege is a common phenomenon in modern society. When you find that you are not the one you love, you will find various reasons to convince yourself that it is someone else's fault, and you will not find your own problems, and then your girlfriends will break up and become men. No wonder nobody loves you!

35. How do people who never like to leave face parting?

36. Compared with time, we lost; Because of the loss, so, break up! The greater the stakes in life, the greater the losses. I hope we don't forget that you and I can meet in this life and meet in this life. This life is enough!

37. Sorry, my friendship can't be betrayed! !

38. The love that truly belongs to you will never make you suffer, and the person who loves you will never make you suffer.

39. Being sick is absolutely impossible. You can take Wan Li Road. I can't go to the river bridge to see it off. The trees by the river are close to the feelings of parting.

40. I have a best friend. We know each other very well, but by chance, we fell in love with someone at the same time. She fell in love with my ex. She kept this relationship carefully, but she was afraid to tell me, but I finally found out that her love with him was as fragile as glass. I didn't help her when they finally broke up. Later, our friendship broke down because of this.

4 1. Did you not rob your boyfriend's girlfriend? Yes, in the TV series.

42. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear apples.

43. Dear peach, don't forget me. Hanhan has always wanted to love you.

44. I am very afraid of three things. Friends drift away, people cheat and betray, and parents are white-haired.

45. Sometimes, the relationship between two people breaks down not because of a third party, but because of some words of two people's best friends and brothers. The speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional.

46. Quarrel is not because of life contradictions and emotional problems, but because of a series of academic problems such as math topics, English grammar, accounting entries, report design, etc ... Quarrel is a cold war! I don't understand! What about the angels who agreed to fold their wings? What about fire, theft and girlfriends? If you agree, the relationship will break down and die! It's not solemn to think about it! ! ! Can we have a good fight?

47. Don't hesitate in the face of towering peaks, and don't give up your original hopes and efforts. We should have this idea.

48. Do you know what it's like to have a beautiful and deadly friendship suddenly betrayed?

Those classic inspirational retreat friends circle talk about 48 highlights.

Talk about the classic inspirational circle of friends (I) 1. You're right. Playing this game wastes time and money.

2. I stopped swimming, the sound of insomnia.

Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I won't play games in the future, so I will beat you up and wake you up as a wishful toad.

4. The game is just entertainment, so put a good attitude and look at the game from another angle.

I retired, the fog cleared, and you left.

6. games. Alcohol addiction, desire for self-discipline, but always out of control.

7. I just watered it and saw that someone on the list had retired, and it was not far away.

8. I retired and laughed at my infatuation.

9. Retired for a year and a half, almost two years, and returned last week. I feel out of place in this game and can't beat anything.

10. There is no other contact way except games. Quitting the tour is goodbye. Goodbye!

1 1. But in order to have a book to read, I am still determined to quit the game.

12. The world view of the game has been collapsed by the national service. Goodbye, the true feelings of mobile games are really stupid and can only be played casually.

13. Believe that you can do it, work hard and thank you for your struggle in the future.

14. I won't play games in the future, and I'm ready to catch up with the drama.

15. Prepare to study hard and stop playing games in the future. Become a pillar of the country in the future!

16. I retired. It hurts to dream for three years in three seconds.

17. Leave the virtual world, meet the dawn of reality, put away your ridicule, I want to make a difference in the real world!

18. I don't want to give it up, but I have to go. The battle of life is about to begin. I will always remember this time.

19. I quit the game after posting and finally became a person I hate.

20. Don't play games next week, prepare carefully, and then get a perm after I get over it.

2 1. Review for the mid-term exam.

22. Determined to quit the game and prepare for the exam.

23. I often open the blind box in the game, and then I quit.

24. If I don't solve the problem, everyone around me will retire.

Those classic inspirational retreat friends circle talk (2) 25. I made up my mind that I can't play games for a month and I can quit it for a month! It's been a week, and I finally can't help it! Dream town! I'm growing vegetables again!

26. the glory of the king, quit.

27. Killing a werewolf is a waste of life, especially socializing with colleagues … I just want to go home from work early to exercise … Bye.

28. On the second day of playing the glory of the king, I felt happy for the first time. I finally stopped procrastinating.

29. Don't get angry when playing games. It is better to retire if you are angry.

30. I made up my mind to uninstall all the games two days ago, because I lost track of time and delayed things when playing games. ...

3 1. I have retired. I won't miss you, but you will miss me. You have no choice.

32. I retired. That's rain, not tears.

33. If you are sleepy at night, you will definitely sleep and never play games again. I will be very excited after playing.

34. The cooperation of fishing at work has evolved into immediate retirement if you are not sleepy.

35. When I first played Yin, the opening animation was still enjoyable. I have never played this game of painting style. I hurried out because I was afraid after reading the beginning.

36. Just uninstall the game when traveling. There's no need to say it. Nobody cares.

37. People instinctively don't want to go through too many farewells, and everyone likes beautiful encounters. A Liang is no exception. Even if we meet next time, we will say goodbye silently and look forward to it. Let's play games sometime.

White waves present flowers to you, sunshine hugs you, seagulls bid farewell to you, ah, the sea of life has set sail with your youthful ship.

39. The farewell of the game is simple. You no longer invite me, and I invite you tacitly.

40. I decided not to play games and quit the game circle.

4 1. After changing the sheepskin, I bid farewell to the broken game. I don't want to go online again except bonus hunter in my life.

42. Even though Tik Tok was uninstalled, the video was uninstalled and the game was uninstalled, he might make up his mind to replace his mobile phone with the old Nokia, but he still played Tetris and Snake on his mobile phone.

Recently, I've always been addicted to Tik Tok and games, and I've made up my mind to set a time limit. Don't ask me why I don't uninstall. I can download it again after uninstalling.

44. He left the game and began to study. Well, I angrily retired my game machine.

45. I officially announced my retirement from the game world today.

46. The port was opened one minute ago and left one minute later.

47. I will stop playing games and prepare to travel.

48. Farewell sentence of game retreat

Friends who have the strength to lose weight after meals talk about forty-eight articles in the collection.

A circle of friends who have the strength to lose weight after eating tells a story about 1. Just like watching a boy who likes himself be taken away by a girl who hates himself?

2. When we were laughed at by thin people, we always said indignantly that I wanted to lose weight, but when did we insist, and then decided in the following ridicule that if we didn't insist, we deserved to be laughed at again and again. Who told you that we couldn't insist!

3. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why?

It is better to go to the gym to lose weight. Most people who choose the former are lazy and fat. The laziest way to lose weight is, after all, just the practice of fat people.

5. Again: To be thin is to be hungry ~ If you always eat, it's hard to lose weight.

6. No matter how many handsome guys can stop me from losing weight, I can't win your heart if I don't lose weight.

7. I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

8. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to sb.

9. Sisters, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!

10. It's useless to wear anything if you are thin.

1 1. If you want to be beautiful and have a good figure, you won't have so many excuses!

12. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

13. You idiot, you fat bastard, wake up! You can't compare this with that until you lose weight!

14. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

15. When it comes to wanting to participate, the word "losing weight" is quite distracting.

16. You deserve all the pain and you can only bear it yourself.

17. In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

18. You have always been a fat man who fell into the dirt of an air suit!

19. Not just for clothes, not just for food, not just for love.

20. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

2 1. Look at the thin man clamoring to lose weight, the schoolmaster complaining that he failed the exam, the local tyrant frowning and crying for poverty, and the goddess showing off in Weibo.

If you can't control your mouth, don't make a fuss about losing weight. Isn't this pure nausea?

23. The saddest thing is that the figure is thin and the face is full. Is there wood?

24. You deserve to be surpassed by a group of thin people.

A circle of friends who are full and have the strength to lose weight says the second one. 25. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has never lost weight in a hundred thousand miles and is a vegetarian.

26. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

27. If a girl can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

28. For the sake of emotional brothers and sisters, you should have self-control.

29. Everything is a vegetable health treasure, and the diet is diverse and can be adjusted. Cabbage diuresis and detoxification, cucumber weight loss is effective, leek is warm and appetizing, eating loofah in summer can clear the pulse, celery can lower blood pressure. I wish you good health and a happy summer.

30. Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?

3 1. The person who really loves you is the one who won't let you stay up all night, never think you are fat, and won't let you lose weight blindly.

32. There is only weight loss and love in this world, and there is no reward.

I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

34. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

35. If you are broad-minded and fat, jealousy will definitely lose weight.

36. When you walk, your boyfriend can support your waist.

37. Is there anyone like me? Home is really a place to lose weight.

38. Stick to it no matter how hard it is! No excuses!

39. Don't eat under the pretext of "MC coming" and "fear of unbalanced nutrition", fatty.

40. Losing weight is a very simple thing, that is, eating less and exercising more. Don't make it too complicated, it's not good for your health, or it will cause psychological problems, but it will bring more trouble.

4 1. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

42. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! ! !

43. Pig fat can sell for more money. Can you sell money if you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.

44. I am crying in my heart to lose weight. If I eat too much, I will say that I am not fat. Eat tomorrow and say another one every day. If I eat more, I won't get fat. Are you sure I'll slim down and not get fat?

45. Do you like handsome guys? Does the handsome guy value you? Wearing a fat suit! What country are you kidding? I'm embarrassed to say that I like handsome guys. Gross?

46. Stop eating! Stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

47. You deserve it. People like you will only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS!

48. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

Forty-eight excerpts from the circle of friends who went out for a spring outing

The circle of friends who go out to play in spring 1. There are several white clouds floating in the blue sky, and the sunshine is especially bright and warm on the students.

2. White clouds and red clouds dawn from the sea, and spring is in wild plums and rivers! I saw a yellow oriole flying in the warm air, and a green water plant was reflected by the sun! -Du Fu's "Looking at Lu Cheng's Spring Tour in Jinling"

The weeping willows by the lake are covered with green leaflets, and the long branches dance with the warm spring breeze.

4. Maybe you are walking alone with your backpack now, facing those strange faces; Gentle and calm, safe and comfortable, but I have something to fill in my heart but it has been empty. You have to believe that there must be someone close to you on the way to meet each other.

5. Spring outing-the east wind knows that I want mountains, and it blows the sound of rain between the eaves.

6. Wear soft and lovely spring scenery and let the slightly sweet wind blow. You will realize that the breath of spring actually contains one of the most touching tenderness. I also think that nature is a strange mother. She chose to breed all kinds of life at the end of winter when everything was depressed, and let them embrace each other in the most tender and lovely first spring, bringing infinite vitality to the world.

7. Pack your bags and fly away, your dream destination.

8. Light rain rustles, misty and rainy in the distance, quietly nourishing things, and I hear the sound of spring buds breaking ground. "Boom", the first spring thunder resounded through the sky, awakened the wheat seedlings in the field, stung the elves, and everything revived. Whispering swallows also joined the chorus of birds, singing and dancing everywhere, playing a symphony of spring.

9. Spring. You are the beginning of a year. I have also listened to music praising you and read some essays, poems and words about you. I once read a Yuefu poem, saying, "The mountains and waters surround the corridors, and the dance returns to spring fragrance." The good birds on the branches are also companions, and everything falls into the water. "It not only mentioned the scenery you brought, but also wrote that you can study with us and enjoy the scenery at the same time. You have brought infinite fun and changes to our unchanging reading life.

10. Spring. There you are at last, alternating with Dong Mei. When we celebrate the New Year, your beautiful image has appeared unconsciously, and ask your sister to come back. The leaves were falling all over the ground, and the north wind was biting. These sights and feelings disappeared without a trace because of your appearance.

1 1. Travel can relax, broaden your mind, forget setbacks and welcome new happiness. Travel is to find new beauty, to pursue new ai no corrida, to lose redundant self and to meet the truest self.

12. When I came to the suburbs, there was a hill in the distance and a crystal clear river nearby. Green grass covers the hills like a green blanket; Small fish swim freely in the river, jumping out of the water from time to time, as if welcoming the arrival of spring.

13. The clear river is cool and comfortable to soak your feet. I turned the pebbles under the water one by one. There are so many crabs in the river that everyone shouts when they catch one.

14. The warm spring breeze is coming. It is like a naive and lively little girl, holding a colored magic pen and drawing happily everywhere.

15. Spring is the season when everything recovers. If you don't go out to eat, how can you live up to these delicious dishes and beautiful flowers? It tastes fresh and beautiful.

16. The meaning of travel is nothing but one's own "body and mind, there must be one on the way to travel."

17. Because you want to be a flower, you will feel that spring has left you; If you are in spring, you will never leave, there will always be flowers.

18. Dreaming back to people is far from worrying, only in the pear blossom storm.

19. Let's follow the green all the way and look for spring together. Mengshan, like the bud of spring, was born quietly.

20. In my eyes, Chunchun is still a skilled performer. She combines the singing of larks, the singing of insects and the tinkling of streams into a symphony of spring, presenting a spring scene in which a hundred birds contend, everything is renewed and full of vitality.

2 1. Spring is in the bud of the tree; Spring is in the song of birds; Spring is in the blue waves of the lake; Spring is in people's smiles ... Spring is around us!

22. I want to travel, backpacking alone, traveling alone, witnessing the scenery along the way, taking a camera, taking pictures of the scenery along the way and recording the mood along the way.

23. The distant mountains are also dressed in colorful costumes, solemnly welcoming the first season of spring, summer, autumn and winter. There are several white clouds floating in the blue sky. When people are diligent in spring and early morning, the farmers are shaking their whips to scare the ox, and the loud whips reverberate in the empty Yuan Ye for a long time ... Swallows scream in the sky as if to inform them. Pupils jump rubber bands in the square, counting one, two and three.

24. Spring must be like this. From Qingshan, a handful of snow can't hold on. With a splash, a cold face will turn into a painted face, and a song will be sung from the clouds to the foothills, from the foothills to the low and deserted villages, to the hedgerows, to the yellow webbed ducklings and to the soft and soluble spring mud.

A circle of friends who went out to play in the spring of 25. The happiness of spring outing is not bad, but some producers who are happy in spring outing have brought many times more trouble than happy in spring outing.

26. The playful spring girl came to our world with light steps. She painted a colorful and vibrant world with colorful paintings.

27. How can the sky be colorful and dazzling? Ah, so the children are flying kites. Under the blue sky and white clouds, all kinds of kites are flying freely and soaring. What a refreshing sight!

28. When spring comes, the children take off their cotton-padded jackets, rush out of the house and rush to the fields to look for spring. Beautiful spring is like a lovely little girl, hiding from each other.

29. Two good friends happily continue to look for spring. Huanhuan said, "Look, the grass is sprouting." Lele said, "Listen, the thawed river has created flowing water in Ding Dong." How beautiful spring is!

People are busier in spring. As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. You see, in the streets of the city, busy figures shuttle back and forth, and farmers sow the seeds of hope in the fields of the countryside.

3 1. The cold is over, and the spring breeze is on the willow.

32. Roots are underground branches and branches are roots in the sky.

33. Spring blossoms go for an outing. Everything is developing in a good direction.

34. A series of heavy snows passed and spring came. I walked alone in the park path, feeling the fragrance of soil and flowers. Feel the beauty of that spring.

35. The drizzle in March is like silk and fog, which can only be vaguely felt. It is like a gentle world, shrouded in it, like a dreamlike fantasy. Walking in the drizzle, you can feel the beauty and romance of "light rain and fine wind" Listening to the splash under your feet and touching the soft rain is really a rare comfort and leisure.

36. Life is a wonderful journey, on a train that will never return. Experience with those new and old people! Perhaps this is an irresistible fate, with you, me and him.

37. I saw an oriole flying in the warm air, and a green water plant was reflected by the sun. -Du Fu's "Looking at Lu Cheng's Spring Tour in Jinling"

38. When I came to the hillside, the grass stuck its head out. These are the eyebrows of spring. The flowers are smiling. Those are the eyes of spring. Willow has its own long braid, which is the ribbon of spring!

39. Miss Chun planted the seeds of music in the forest. Birds of all sizes in the forest are singing every second, and the whole forest is immersed in singing. She sowed the seeds of music in the stream, and the players in the stream played music. She scattered seeds in the flower bed, accompanied by rustling leaves. ...

40. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

4 1. Winter goes and spring comes, everything recovers, the earth warms up, and people's clothes become colorful. Unlike in winter, people wear thick hats and scarves and heavy coats, and people put on colorful clothes. Look at the streets and villages. People wear skirts and shirts of various colors, making the whole city more beautiful.

42. Travel is the disappearance of beauty, and disappearance is a beautiful trip. Not to let others forget me temporarily, but to let others remember me.

43. The most beautiful spring I have ever seen is April when you found me through the crowd.

44. Spring is coming, but I can only smell her fragrance in the cloister in my dream. When I woke up, I decided to go outside to find the fragrance of spring.

45. New green, tender green, tender green, green, full green, tender our sight; There is also a little red, a little yellow, a little pink, and a little purple flashing like stars, which also makes us shine at the moment.

46. The best habit when traveling: find a comfortable shop, pick an elegant postcard and send it to your favorite TA. On the back, it says: One day, one month, in the afternoon, the weather is fine, and I am somewhere, thinking of you.

47. The spring rain was silent at first, but it was better than sound, touching the heartstrings of millions of people; How long have people been expecting the first rain in spring?

48. I found spring. In fact, spring is around us. The buds on the tree, bright flowers and lovely swallows are the embodiment of spring. They have added endless vitality to the lonely land!