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Funny confession

1. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour text messages. You have only two choices. One is that your defense line is completely destroyed; Say you love me.

2. You are born with a smile that touches my heart. I will love you sincerely for the rest of my life. I worry about others chasing you and causing me to be inattentive at work. I am happy when I see you. I will always be the most sincere to you. I will never change my heart for the rest of my life. , The world is about to have a heart.

3. Once upon a time, I had a piece of love that was too much for me, but I didn’t pay attention to it. Now I regret it so much! I want to shout loudly now: I love tiger oil!

4. There are five types of buddies in the world: the first iron is our classmates, the second iron is that we went to the countryside together, the third iron is that we carried guns together, the fourth iron is that we went whoring together, and the fifth iron is that we shared the stolen goods together. .

5. I keep falling in, caring too much, wanting to keep you, unable to see the destination of love, and my heart will never be calm or satisfied.

6. Although I can't keep your footsteps, and you can't take me away, no matter where you go, I can always hear your footsteps.

7. The most romantic thing: holding your tender hand, cuddling through the wind and frost; leaning on my broad shoulders, counting the vicissitudes of love; hiding in my solid chest, no longer Hesitating because of love; love me and won’t let you get hurt!

8. Being single is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, not having a lover is trash, and having too many lovers is an animal.

9. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I’ll treat you!

10. Taking your current position as the center and making an infinite circle, it will definitely surround many people who love you, but I believe that I am closest to your heart at this moment!

11. If you don’t know how to cook, just stay here and I will cook for you later!

12. A lifetime is so long, so what’s the point of waiting for you? (Quotes.com)

13. If you are ugly, please call 110; if you are not in good shape, please call 120; if you have a bad temper, please call 119; if you think you are beautiful, please call Call my mobile phone to talk in detail...

14. I can miss the rising sun, I can miss the afterglow of the setting sun, but you are the only one I can't miss. You are the choice I have no regrets in this life!

15. It’s useless to say too much, I just like you. If I don’t see you for a day, my heart will feel empty. Sometimes my words are not nice and my face is not pretty, but I really love you. There are so many things in this life. You and I are enough.