Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - My humorous dad's composition

My humorous dad's composition

In our daily life or work and study, it is inevitable for everyone to touch or use writing, which can gather our scattered thoughts together. Still at a loss for composition? The following is my humorous dad's composition (5 in total) compiled by me for everyone. Welcome to read and collect. My humorous dad composition 1

My dad is a humorous person. As long as he is at home, our family will be full of cheerful laughter. At noon, my mother came home from work and shouted, "I'm back!" " Dad just gave a dull "ah" and was busy with his food again. I didn't even look up, but I was busy reading my extracurricular books. Mom saw that no one paid attention to her and said angrily, "What do you two mean? Ignore me? " Dad hurried out of the kitchen and trotted to the door to receive his mother's bag, exaggerating and saying, "Wow! The leader is off duty? Please forgive me for missing you! " While bowing and taking slippers, he said, "Do you want me to buy you some firecrackers to put back?" Mother fought back a smile and said, "There is no need to set off firecrackers. Have a glass of water!" " Dad smiled and promised loudly: "OK! A cup of boiling water! " Instead of pouring water himself, he turned to me and shouted, "Girl, tea is served! Didn't you see our imperial concubine return to the palace? Hurry! " His funny appearance made my mother and I bend over with laughter.

during the summer vacation, my uncle's little brother came to visit us. We accompany him to play in Beishan Park. There is a long bridge on the road, from which you can clearly see the swimming fish in the river. The younger brother shouted excitedly, "third aunt, there are fish in the water!" " My brother is a little Lickitung, and his pronunciation is not very clear, so my father deliberately teased him and said, "Is there a donkey? How can there be a donkey in the water? " The younger brother seriously stressed, "It's a fish, not a donkey!" " Dad smiled and said, "It's a donkey, not a fish!" " Make my brother laugh and cry. Mom smiled and criticized dad for bullying children, but dad said solemnly, "He said it himself." On the mountain, there stood a stone in the grass with the word "optical cable" written on it. The younger brother asked, "What does' optical cable' mean?" Without waiting for his mother to explain, his father rushed to say, "Being lazy means just eating and not working." This time, I laughed my mother to the ground.

This is my father, a cheerful and lively person. Because of him, the laughter at home will continue; It was he who gave me a warm and happy home. I love my humorous father. My humorous dad composition 2

In our life, we all have people we admire.

The person I admire most is my father. He is not very handsome. He has black hair, black eyes, a high nose and a pit on his face, which is like the surface of the moon. Hey hey! Therefore, my mother often laughs at my father: "Look at you, you look like." Dad then replied, "You look the best." Mom didn't hear such an irony, and no one was angry. Where am I as a bystander? It was a little fun.

Dad is very humorous. He often uses humorous words to minimize major issues, which not only makes people angry, but also makes people feel very interesting and even laughs.

Once, I was doing my homework at home. When my mother came home, she found that the cloth cover over the TV had fallen aside and said, "You have bad eyes, why are you still watching TV?" I said, "I didn't read it." But my mother said, "Then why did the cloth cover fall off?" I said unjustly, "I really didn't look." Seeing that things were going to get worse step by step, my humorous dad came back. When I looked at my pouting, I knew what was wrong with me. He had a brainwave, took some oil bottles and gestured in front of my pouting mouth. I asked, "Dad, what are you doing?" Dad said: "Look at your mouth, you can hang several oil bottles." At this time, my mother and I laughed in unison. While we were laughing, my father explained to my mother. "It's windy today, and the window is not closed. When the wind blows, the cloth cover will naturally fall." Mom nodded and her anger subsided.

How's it going? My dad is both humorous and good at rescuing people, right? My humorous dad composition 3

Speaking of my dad, you don't even know where to start. You see: a flat head, but also wearing two faint bananas-two faint eyebrows, because a few silvery white hairs gradually grow out of the hair that is gradually thinning after hard work. But his greatest feature is his humor. As long as he is at home, there will be happy laughter at home.

I remember one time, I didn't do well in the English exam. After returning home, my mother came to lion roars at home for this purpose. At that time, I was not convinced. Just when I was reprimanded by my mother, my father came back. He seemed to have guessed something, and smiled and said, "Your mother's face is red. Has she been drinking? Your mouth is so high, come on, I'll hang a bottle for you and see how many you can hang? " Dad made a hook shape with his hand and hung it on my mouth. I really want to laugh, but because I didn't do well in the exam, I have to hold it all the time.

On another weekend, my mother was cooking, and I followed her in the kitchen. As soon as my father came back, he came to the kitchen and saw my mother cooking. He said, "What are you going to eat today?" Mother said unhurriedly, "Eat fish." Dad asked again, "Where are the fish?" Mom pointed out and said, "What about that?" Dad pretended to be very surprised and said, "Oh, the one that the cat took away." Regardless of the food in the pot, my mother immediately looked out and said, "What ... No way ..." I looked outside and said, "Dad is lying to you."

ah! Dad, you are so humorous! My humorous dad composition 4

In our home, there are laughter and laughter from time to time. Don't be surprised, it all comes from my "comedian" dad.

My father often goes to work in the countryside, his skin is tanned, and there is always a smiling face on his face. With a little beard on his mouth and a beer belly, it gives people a kind feeling as a whole.

My father is good at finding jokes. Once my brother said that my father was a "black melon". After listening to this, dad still had a smile on his face, so he was so excited about poetry that he raised his pen and waved a few times, and a poem came out. Dad took the paper to his brother and asked him to read it aloud. After listening to this, my younger brother took the paper and read it aloud:

Sleeping in Spring and I'm Stupid

I smell flowers in the dark, (I have no education)

I hate the bottom when I lie on branches, (I have a low IQ)

I smell like water from afar, (ask me who I am)

I can easily reach Chun Lv. A big donkey. )

"Ha ha ha ha, before my brother finished reading, my mother and I were already laughing out of breath, pointing at my brother and laughing speechless. A monk whose younger brother was made a fool of himself. Fortunately, my father fought back a smile, pretending nothing, and let my brother continue reading. The younger brother went on to read:

The shore is green, (I am a donkey,)

The shore is green, (I am a donkey,)

The shore is dark green. (I am a stupid donkey! )

"Ha ha ha ha ..." Dad couldn't help laughing. The younger brother was even more strange and kept asking us, "What's the matter? What's the matter?" Dad didn't tell his brother the translation until we had laughed enough. After listening to this, my brother vowed to take revenge and asked my father to read it several times. Dad ran away at once, followed by his younger brother. Suddenly, when my father was not careful, his foot slipped and he fell on all fours. My father rubbed his ass and said, "Where I fell, I lay there." Then he closed his eyes. This time, my brother couldn't help laughing.

This is my father, a humorous and lovely father. My humorous dad composition 5

My dad is in his forties this year. He has a pair of bright eyes, a nose like a garlic, and his mouth is full of words.

I remember one weekend, my father got up early in the morning. I thought my father had something to do, so I ignored my father and continued to sleep. It was annoying that my father actually sat on the sofa and watched TV, which made me unable to sleep. What was even more annoying was that my father actually fell asleep watching it.

"it's time to eat!" My mother shouted, but my father still didn't respond, so I slapped my father hard on the stomach. My father didn't respond, just stared at me and turned away to "shout" and fell asleep. So I held my father's nose. Who knows, my father actually breathed with his mouth. At this time, my mother saw it and said, "Look at this father, even his son is not as good as him." At this time, my father suddenly turned over a carp and stood up. He also gave me a military salute and said, "Learn like Comrade Wishing." Made my mother and I laugh.

At breakfast, I put a peanut in my father's pocket, and my father kissed me. I cried, "Ah! Dad, your beard is so stinging! " Dad heard you. I ran into the toilet while shaving my beard and talked about the jingle:

"You can't shave with a full mouth, but you can regenerate after shaving!"

I laughed so hard that I sprayed my mother's face. As a result, I was beaten by my mother. This is really called "joy begets sorrow"!

This is my humorous dad. I like him. Do you like him?