Primary school English jokes with translation

ass and man donkey

1. and the person who bought the donkey

A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to

test him first. So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses.

The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in

the stable. When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to

his owner . The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, "Why are you back so soon? Have

you tested him already?" "I don't want to test him any more," replied the man , "From the

companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is."

Chinese: A buyer went to the market to buy a donkey. He was interested in the appearance of a donkey. It was a nice donkey, but he wanted to take it away and try it out. He took the donkey home and put it among his other donkeys. The donkey looked around and immediately went to a lazy donkey. So the person who bought the donkey immediately put a bridle on the donkey and took it back to the donkey's seller. The seller felt strange. He asked the buyer: "Why did you come back so soon?" The buyer said: "No need to try again. Judging from the kind of friends he chose, I already knew he was What's going on.

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2. The Looney Bin

The Lunatic Asylum

Late one night at the insane asylum (Madhouse) one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

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Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted , "I did not!"

One night, in the lunatic asylum, a patient said: "I am Napoleon!" "The other said: "How do you know? "The first person said: "God told me! "After a while, a voice came from another room: "I didn't say it! "

Notes:

(1) Looney (slang) madman

(2) inmate (n. person who lives with you, roommate (especially in the hospital) , prison))

(3)insane asylum

3.A mother mouse

The mouse’s second language is also important

< p>A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

the cat watched the mice. /p>

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

understand the value of a second language?"

A mother mouse took her children out for a walk. Suddenly she saw a cat walking in the bushes. The tiger stared at the bush.

The mother mouse called to the cat: "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was very frightened and ran away.

The mother mouse turned around. He said to the child complacently: "Now you know the importance of foreign languages. ”