Tell some illogical jokes

I'll tell you one. If you look closely, you will find the humor in it.

Dear Wukong:

Heaven has existed for quite some time. I don't know how you are doing in Huaguoshan. I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.

We have moved, but the address has not changed, because we brought our house number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked, "Do you want to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?" Your diligent Jenny said, "Cut 8 pieces, I'm afraid you can't finish cutting 12 pieces." The pizza in that store is not bad. Let's go to a restaurant on the street for steak sometime.

And your aunt Guanyin said that the coat you wanted me to send was overweight when it was mailed, so we cut the buttons and put them in the pocket of that coat.

Your sister Chang 'e gave birth this morning. Because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, I don't know if you want to be an aunt or an uncle.

Nothing has happened recently. I will write to you again.

The master also told me: If your mobile phone is cheap over there, bring me one by the way, so as not to bother writing letters. Remember, don't buy Jesus Recently, Yue Lao switched to mobile phones, and the development is not bad. Go and have a look!

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By the way, I want to send you money, but the envelope has been pasted.