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What does it mean to tattoo Guan Gong on your body?

Guan Gong's status is higher than that of people who tattoo dragons, because Guan Gong is a dragon, or some patterns can't be tattooed by everyone because they can't be tattooed, and so on.

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Tattoos are also exquisite, such as bodhisattva, Buddha, shoulder dragon and death. Don't tattoo your back easily, because you may not be able to move your back or your back. It is also best not to tattoo Buddha on your chest, which is insincere. It is to rely on the power of the Buddha to block evil spirits, or it may be "unable to hold on." If you are weak and yang-deficient, don't tattoo evil things, such as hag and shura. Otherwise, if you can't stop, you may attract bad things to yourself.

The pattern has something to say, think more before the pattern; Easy to tattoo, difficult to get rid of, considerate;

The dragon is full of backs, and the authority is noble; Qinglong shoulders, rich and infinite;

Auspicious koi fish, good luck; Carp yue longmen, the fortune is incomparable;

If you have a tattooed tiger, you will have great happiness; There is a hero on his back, and the king is majestic;

Tortoise, golden toad, a thousand years of wealth; Qinglong cross-legged, expected to be like a flood;

Guan gong is ahead, personal safety; Guan Yu is behind, and the eldest brother is rich;

Peony blossoms, and wealth comes; Bamboo newspaper peace, wealth festival climbing;

The eagle is on the shoulder, and the grand plan is revealed; Vultures fly in all directions;

Feng Huangwen is finished, good luck at present; After the rose pattern, it is romantic;

Tattooed ghost head, good luck; After tattooing the ghost face, a strange fate appeared;

Carrying Zhong Kui has its own greatness; There is a Buddha and a persistent cause;

Tattooing a tiger's head will make you rich and stop worrying; If you are a leopard, your sexual ability will improve;

If there is a mermaid, boundless love will travel; Beauty angel, peach blossom;

Fire Kirin, fighting for gold every day; Butterflies dance, and Li Hong is endless;

Snake peony is rich for a hundred years; Peony carp, how rich;

War horse Guan Gong, successful career; When the idol is finished, the demon leaves;

After the idol tattoo, the heart is calm; Sanskrit secret mantra, blessed by the gods;

Shoulder flying, happy and safe; Plum blossoms are fragrant and proud;

Lotus is pure and lovers are affectionate; Lily of hearts, a hundred years of harmony;

Zodiac, each with its own strengths; Five lines of gossip, Zhouyi can be found;

History of mother-in-law tattoo; Water Margin Tattoos, Oriental Civilization;

China totem, cultural inheritance; Now tattoo, a fashion symbol;

Finally, as you wish, a famous teacher meets fate; An auspicious life is a symbol of status.

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Let's talk about the dragons tattooed by the younger brothers.

Brachiosaurus-Brachiosaurus Qinglong. Many people used to tattoo this kind of dragon, but now these people are too old. I don't know what it means. Only people on the road can tattoo this kind of dragon.

Cross-legged dragon-the dragon is coiled on the leg, indicating that this person has hard roots. Most people can't touch him. There are many people tattooing this kind of dragon, of all ages.

Shoulder-carrying dragon-Many people tattoo this kind of dragon on the road. My uncle does. Four-clawed. There is nothing to talk about, just a dragon on the road.

Yunlong-this is the most. This kind of dragon can be found anywhere in Tianjin. Usually the chest or back. It covers a large area.

The dragon comes out of the water-I heard that it represents a person who just started out and has never seen such a dragon.

Let's talk about the more powerful dragon.

Shoulder dragon-according to my uncle's memory, this seems to represent black and white. Since Bewitching, this kind of dragon can be seen everywhere on the road ... This kind of dragon is rare in the older generation.

Double-shouldered Dragon-People in Tianjin who are about 40-50 years old have this tattoo. It must be for people on the road. Shoulder dragons are two little dragons, not as big as Shoulder Dragons. This is the dragon that reminds me of the underworld the most.

Fan Jianglong-I have heard of it, but I have never seen it. It's a powerful dragon anyway. Most people don't get tattoos.

Tell me about the best.

Dragon resistance-the dragon head is in the heart, the dragon body is from chest to back, and the tail is in the lower back. It's like a man fighting a dragon. There was a tattoo in heather before, and I don't know who it was.

Erlong-My uncle said he was the best dragon when he was young. Tattooing this dragon means that this person will not bow to anyone. Generally speaking, people who are not very awesome are absolutely afraid to get tattoos. There is one in Dawangzhuang, Hedong.

Everyone has heard of the joke "Pipi shrimp plays pinball", right? Dragon playing with beads-this is a very, very powerful dragon. I don't know what it means, but this kind of dragon belongs to the imperial dragon just like the dragon with a straight face. A man in the southwest building got this tattoo. I can't say who it is.

Dragon claws are generally 4 claws and 5 claws. Five claws are emperor claws. Four claws are ordinary claws. Most people have four claws. Nowadays, many people have tattooed three-claw dragons. What do you mean? Whether to draw a clear line with the underworld.