18 sentences of anti-Chicken Soup for the Soul copywriting

1. At my class reunion today, a friend asked me what my major was, and I laughed. Let me tell you this, remember this for the future Peking Union Medical College Hospital! It's the whole hospital! ...I will do all the cleaning.

2. When you stop to rest, don’t forget that others are still running, so please trip them!

3. Sincerely recruiting friends. The New Year is coming soon, and I don’t want to be alone and lonely setting off firecrackers... 4. If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling, and it is also the most famous in Tianjin.

5. I will try my best to become what you like, and then I will never be with you until I die.

6. Today’s friends don’t care whether you fly high or not, or whether you are tired from flying. They only care about where you are flying and whether they can help you with purchasing.

7. The difference between the cry of cows and scalpers: the cry of cows is 'moo~~~~~' and the cry of scalpers is "Are you going to Beijing, Shenyang, or Guangzhou?"...< /p>

8. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I would rather not take it. "If you don't want it, just get out," the cafeteria aunt said.

9. I was listening to music with headphones today and found that there was no sound on the left side. After checking, I found out that it was a false alarm. It turned out that the left ear was deaf. I thought the headphones were broken, which shocked me.

10. I don’t like to hold an umbrella on rainy days. I like to walk leisurely on the road, watching people coming and going, taking my time and letting the raindrops hit the roof of my Porsche.

11. I’ll teach you how to run ten kilometers on a treadmill. It’s useless to think about strengthening your body and burning fat. You have to think: This forces me to fix it today!

12. Just because I glanced at you in a crowd... you thought I wanted to ride on your motorcycle!

13. You are just a stone, you will not shine anywhere.

14. Especially able to endure hardships. I thought about these five words, but I only did the first four.

15. Sister Chang'e was eating, and suddenly there was a flash outside. Chang'e was startled and hurriedly went out to see. He came back and exhaled: "Yang Liwei."

16. Is there any reunion in this world? A broken mirror should be thrown to the ground and trampled to pieces.

17. After calculating the salary increase, and then calculating the pork, you will find that you are really worse than a pig!

18. How to elegantly explain that you are fat: There are many things in your mind that make it difficult to lose weight.