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Advantages and disadvantages of buying a house.

Advantages and disadvantages advantages and disadvantages

"This house?

"Sales * * * Ann said.

"There are advantages and disadvantages. In order to let you know that I am honest.

I'll tell you its disadvantages-there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north. "

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both advantages and disadvantages. In order to show that I am honest, I will tell you its shortcomings: a chemical plant is one block south and a slaughterhouse is one block north. "

"What are the advantages?" Asked the prospective buyer.

"So what are its advantages?" Ask the person who is going to buy a house.

"Its advantage is that

"said the agent.

"You can always tell which direction the wind is blowing."

"The advantage of it," said the agent, "is that you always know where the wind is coming from."