What are the lines in Zhao Benshan's "Selling Kidnappings"?

All lines from Zhao Benshan's "Selling Kidnappings":

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? You don't know my strengths and you still call me a big liar. I can deceive the good ones into evil, and I can deceive the traitors into persecution. The young couple lived a good life, but I deceived them into breaking up. I'm selling crutches today. With a pair of good legs, I can fool him into being lame!

Gao Xiumin: Haha, you can pull me down.

Zhao Benshan: Believe it or not?

Gao Xiumin: I don’t believe that you can deceive people into being lame if they have good legs?

Zhao Benshan: This is my strength.

Gao Xiumin: There are times when you make mistakes in advance!

Zhao Benshan: I made a mistake this time.

Gao Xiumin: The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy them?

Zhao Benshan: Wife, let’s find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today to see how good I can be at deception.

Gao Xiumin: Then why are you lying?

Zhao Benshan: Those who wish will take the bait, understand? Give me a shout.

Gao Xiumin: I won’t fool you, you can handle it yourself~

Zhao Benshan: Look at my eyes and act, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout~~~

Gao Xiumin: Ah, it’s turned, it’s turned, it’s turned! Turn around, turn around! Turn around!

Fan Wei: I said you are giving random orders, what are you doing? You know where I'm going, so why don't you let me carry you?

Zhao Benshan: Shouting for sale.

Gao Xiumin: Sell it! Sell,

Zhao Benshan: What are you selling?

Gao Xiumin: Turn over

Zhao Benshan: Connect.

Gao Xiumin: Abducted! Kidnapped

Fan Wei: Huh? What's going on? Who wants to abduct you?

Gao Xiumin: No, he was kidnapped~~~

Fan Wei: Do you want to be kidnapped?

Zhao Benshan: What look in your eyes, you are kidnapping, you and I can sell it like this, you buy it!

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The cast of Zhao Benshan's "Selling Abduction":

1. Zhao Benshan

Zhao Benshan, October 2, 1957 Born in Kaiyuan City, Liaoning Province, he is a comedy performing artist, a national first-class actor, a sketch actor, a professor in Northeast China, a member of the National Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of the Chinese Quyi Artists Association, a member of the All-China Youth Federation, and the chairman of Benshan Media Group.

On January 25, 2016, at the 8th Member Representative Conference of the Liaoning Quyi Artists Association, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the 8th Quyi Artists Association Presidium.

In 1982, Zhao Benshan became famous in one fell swoop when he starred in the drama "Falling the Three Strings".

In 1990, he appeared on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, and won the first prize of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala fifteen times.

In 1999, the movie "Men and Women Directors" starring a personal investment won the 22nd Popular Film Hundred Flowers Award for Best Feature Film, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award.

In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the "Green Duo" and founded the "Liu Laogen Grand Stage" which mainly performs "Green Duo".

In 2011, he made his last appearance at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, performing "My Deskmate."

Before the 2013 Year of the Snake Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage.

In 2014, he served as the deputy director and language program director of "CCTV Spring Festival Gala".

In 2016, he starred in the New Year film "Happy New Year".

In 2017, he starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".

2. Gao Xiumin

Gao Xiumin (January 28, 1959 - August 18, 2005), born in Fuyu County, Songyuan City, Jilin Province, is a national first-class actor, sketch, and Errenzhuan actor.

In 1974, Gao Xiumin went to a local folk group to sing duet.

In 1982, Gao Xiumin joined the Buyeo Folk Art Troupe as an actor, and in 1986 won the national second-level actor title.

In 1992, he resigned to become an individual actor and began to appear in sketches. He also performed with Zhao Benshan at the Spring Festival Gala many times.

In 2001, he played the main character "Lilac" in the TV series "Liu Laogen".

In 2002, he collaborated with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei and won the first prize at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the sketch "Selling Cars"; in the same year, he played Lilac in the TV series "Liu Laogen 2".

In 2003, he collaborated with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei and won the first prize at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the sketch "Heart Disease"; in the same year, he played the role of the eldest lady in the TV series "The Legend of a Kite".

In 2004, he collaborated with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei and won the first prize at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the sketch "Water Delivery Man"; in the same year, he played Tao's mother in the TV series "Sailor Club".

In early 2005, the TV series "Holy Water Lakeside" starring Gao Xiumin and co-produced by He Qingkui and Gao Xiumin was broadcast on the Central Television Comprehensive Channel (CCTV-1).

At 4 a.m. on August 18, 2005, Gao Xiumin suffered a heart attack and died in Building 1, Celebrity Apartments, Overseas Chinese Village, Shenzhen Street, Changchun City at the age of 46.

3. Fan Wei

Fan Wei, born on September 2, 1962 in Shenyang City, Liaoning Province, is a comedy performing artist and a national first-class actor.

In 1995, he appeared on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time and performed the sketch "Uncle Niu Lifting the Gan".

In 2001, he performed the sketch "Selling Kidnappings" at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and won the first prize in the sketch category.

In 2003, he won the title of "Top Ten Outstanding Youths in Liaoning Province".

In 2006, he won the Special Performance Award (Golden Key Award) at the 30th Cairo International Film Festival in Egypt for his outstanding performance in the film "Fragrant Journey" directed by Zhang Jiarui.

In 2007, he starred in the comedy movie "Blessed Ears", playing Wang Kangmei and winning the Best Actor Award at the 9th Chinese Film Media Awards.

In 2009, he starred in the TV series "The Happiness of the Boss" and subsequently won the Audience Favorite TV Series Actor Award at the 25th China TV Golden Eagle Awards and the Most Charming Actor Award at the 16th Shanghai TV Festival. awards.

In 2011, he played Teng Fei in the TV series "Marry First, Fall in Love Later".

In 2013, he starred in the war comedy "Father and Son Soldiers" as Qiao Richeng.

In 2014, he starred in the TV series "Xiao Bao and Lao Cai", playing Zhou Laocai.

In 2016, he participated in the comedy movie "I'm Not Pan Jinlian" directed by Feng Xiaogang.

On November 3, 2016, the movie "No Problem" starring him won the Best Artistic Contribution Award at the 29th Tokyo International Film Festival.

On November 26, he won the Best Actor at the 53rd Taiwan Film Golden Horse Awards and the Best Actor at the 7th Beijing International Film Festival for his outstanding performance in the movie "No Problem".

The movie "The Master" starring Guo Caijie in July 2017 was released nationwide on July 7, 2017; in the same month, the movie "Father and Son Heroes" starring Dapeng was released nationwide on July 21, 2017. Released.