English joke: Learn to be polite.

Bill and Tom go to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter takes out the steak

Bill quickly picked out a bigger steak because he was very unhappy about it. "When will you learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you have a chance to choose first."

Which one would you choose? Tom: "The biggest piece."

Of course. Bill: "Then what are you complaining about?" What you want is the biggest piece.

Right? One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. When the waiter brought two steaks, Bill quickly took the larger one for himself. Tom was very unhappy about this: "When will you learn to be polite?" Bill said, "If you had to take it first, which one would you take?" Tom said, "Of course it's small." Bill: "Then what are you complaining about? The small one is not what you want, is it? "