What's the joke about the difference between North and South?

1, I was born in the south, and I was naive when I was a child. When I was frozen into a dog in winter, I comforted myself by saying that it is even more pitiful to think about the tens of degrees below zero in the north! Later, I found out that I was wrong, so wrong!

Hey, I thought I was an ignorant and naive northeast girl. My mother told me before college that the south was warm and there was no heating, so I only brought a coat and came to Hangzhou happily. Then, I learned how to be a man in the south in minutes last winter.

My super-rich ex-boyfriend is from Shanghai. Last year, he said he would take me back, and then he broke up with Bian Xiao, a fan. I told him I wouldn't go because there is no heating in Shanghai ... This is a true story! Although he is rich, I have no regrets.

4. Northeasters in the south … really can't stand it … and even worse, they have to silently endure the contemptuous eyes of people around them … Northeasters are also afraid of the cold … despise you.

You don't know the sadness that southerners put their hands under their buttocks in class in winter.

6. In a police station somewhere in the south, the policemen looked sympathetically at a rapist with blood all over his face and broken limbs and sighed: No girl can take off her pants in this weather, and people can't fight with you!