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Which brand of laptop cooling company is better? Let me introduce you. Thanks.

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An authoritative review of various brands of notebooks by an industry insider

I once worked in notebook sales. The company has provided after-sales support for 2 years, and has handled about 5,000 laptops through after-sales service. Let me share my impressions of each brand (of course, the level is limited, and it is just a personal opinion, for reference only):

1: THINKPAD: There is no doubt that it is the No. 1 notebook brand. Its sturdy appearance, textured body, good feel, and optimal heat dissipation make it worthy of being the No. 1 notebook brand! Using a THINKPAD notebook just feels comfortable! Some people always say that its cost-effectiveness is low. If they compare it with some domestic cost-effective brands, it really means that they have not used THINKPAD well. QQ and Mercedes-Benz can also achieve the same effect of getting from point A to point B, even in traffic jams. Mercedes-Benz is n times more expensive. Should Mercedes-Benz be acquired by Chery? When buying laptops, I still recommend THINKPAD the most. Although the low-end quality is not very good, although it is not as good as it was when it was acquired by Lenovo, and a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, it is still the best laptop brand currently. What are the shortcomings? The repair rate of low-end products is a bit high. The low-end products are all 15 inches, which are too thick and heavy. Lenovo is not kind.

2: Fujitsu: This brand has been criticized by people. Japanese products, why are they so expensive? What you rely on is its workmanship, and what you rely on is its quality. Everyone who has seen and touched his workmanship is amazed. The mold is very fine and the weight is very light. A 14-inch standard screen can weigh 1.8KG, which is really amazing. What's more worth mentioning is his quality. How good is its quality? Its repair rate is about 14%, and the second-ranked THINKPAD is about 20%. What’s great is that Fujitsu’s mainstream notebooks provide a three-year warranty, while most of THINKPAD’s machines have a one-year warranty, which means that I have a 3-year warranty. The repair rate is much lower than most THINKPAD machines with the best one-year warranty that most people think of as the best quality! This means that the original parts he uses are very good, and his quality standards for products are very high, so his costs are also very high. Selling them expensively is not just unkind. I once saw an article written by a foundry employee about the testing standards of different brands in the factory. It said that the testing of good brands is very strict. For example, one of their brands requires 400 consecutive times of switching on and off in a continuous machine test to be considered normal. To be qualified, some domestic brands only require 50 normal times to be considered qualified... I have said so many good things about Fujitsu, I want everyone to understand this brand and understand why it sells so expensively. What are the disadvantages? The heat dissipation is not as good as the thinkpad. Men still recommend THINK. Women, if you insist on choosing SONY, you can look at Fujitsu first.

3: HP: I had a good impression of the HP brand in the past. It offers products at a much lower price than IBM but is very close to IBM products. Until the later emergence of the V3000 series. This series suddenly brought the price of HP to 6XXX/5XXX, providing stylish appearance, good brand, and practical performance, and it became very popular at once. Unfortunately, the quality of this series is very unstable due to cost reasons, and there are many small problems that make me have a bad impression of HP. HP that competes on price is no longer the HP I like.

4: Lenovo: Lenovo's prices are not cheap, even more expensive than HP and Taiwan's three major brands, but I think its products are still worthy of its price. There are relatively few quality issues on the hardware side, and one-click recovery on the software side is quick and practical. However, many people don’t like Lenovo because it is a domestic product, which is not cheap. Buying a Lenovo is not as prestigious as HP and is more expensive than HP. But now I feel that Lenovo really wants to be an international brand, and it must strictly control quality and price. If it wants to be an international brand, it must look like an international brand. If it is more expensive, it should be worth the price, and it is not very expensive. It’s good to support domestic products. What are the shortcomings? It has no special features and the brand is not very famous.

5: ACER. ACER is a piece of shit. Sorry, I can't help but describe it this way. The repair rate is too high and the molds are rough. The only bright spot is the low price and high configuration, coupled with the 3-year warranty for most machines. However, if the warranty is poor and the quality is poor, it is still not worth choosing. No one wants to go to the repair station all the time.

Once, a good friend liked an ACER and a Lenovo. They had similar configurations. The Lenovo was 900 more expensive. He asked me if I could choose between the ACER and the Lenovo. I said fight RP. He said that my RP was good, but when I bought the graphics card, the screen always went black occasionally... However, ACER's high-end products are still good, such as the Ferrari series. I liked the workmanship at first glance. Unfortunately, who would buy ACER when they have 1W5?

6: BENQ: The positioning and price are similar to ACER. My impressions refer to ACER. Except for the last one: BENQ has no outstanding high-end products, and it only provides a 2-year warranty.

7:ASUS: ASUS laptops are not as rock solid as its motherboards. The workmanship and quality of low-end products are relatively average, and there were widespread leakage incidents in the past. But the high-end workmanship and quality are good (I have relatively high requirements for product workmanship), but the problem is that no one is willing to buy Asus at the high-end price.

8: APPLE: Many people praise APPLE's machine very well, but I think it is unnecessary if it is used to install XP. Because its feel and heat dissipation are average, and there are some inconveniences in details when using XP (such as system installation, keyboard, and single-key touchpad). Many people buy MAC BOOK because of its excellent industrial design, moderate price, and mysterious brand. In short, it is just for YY and is not practical.

9: SONY: Many people don’t like the Sony brand. They think it is too fancy and relies on the appearance of its products. Brands with good appearance generally have poor quality, just like women with big breasts. I feel like it must be mindless. In fact, Sony's quality is still good, better than most brands. The industrial design of the high-end product is excellent. But he can never bring the comfort of THINKPAD. Some products are so thin that they look like they will break if you break them with your hands, making them unsafe to use. If you choose SONY for high-end products, you might as well choose Fujitsu.

10: DELL: Dell has a poor online reputation, but our company originally sold a series of business machines, and the quality is pretty good (although I don’t like this brand). I haven’t had much contact with home machines. I heard the quality is not that great and good service for home users is not guaranteed.

11: Toshiba: Toshiba turned out to be in decline. The products had no features and no price advantage. They were Japanese products and there were no good choices. At least some of the products have really poor low-end workmanship. One of my clients, a laptop OEM manufacturer, told me that Toshiba's current shortcoming is that new products are updated too quickly. When a new product is launched, problems will inevitably occur, but it is too late to improve these problems and launch new products, resulting in constant small problems. It is no longer what it used to be. TOSHIBA.

12: Samsung: Not much to say. The brand positioning is similar to Sony, but the quality is not as bad as everyone thinks. It is still an option when it comes to cost-effective products, and the workmanship is still acceptable.

There is nothing good to say about other brands, especially domestic brands. Most of them are OEM machines with no characteristics, personality and poor quality.

By the way, let me tell you a joke. I have met several customers from notebook manufacturers. There is one from ACER. He said that the quality of ACER was too poor, so he came to buy ASUS. There happened to be an ASUS Yes, he said that he was an Asus repairman and he didn’t dare to buy Asus products, so he came to buy HP. There happened to be someone from HP. He said that he was responsible for testing a certain HP business notebook. The design of this notebook There is a flaw, so he came to buy X60. It is absolutely true. I have no intention to slander a certain brand. Maybe people from IBM do not dare to buy THINKPAD. It is just a joke.