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Who knows an article written by the third young master of the Tang family?

This is the introduction to the patron saint of the zodiac:

The stories that the six protagonists and mahjong have to tell about the work

Nian Bing is heading high into the sky under the guidance of his spiritual power Flying away, at this time, he felt a little excited and excited. After all, he was about to meet those legendary characters. Everyone is at the god level or immortal level. It will be very interesting if the eldest of the three young men initiates this gathering.

Ascending into the Nine Heavens, the feeling of spiritual power becomes stronger and stronger. The bright sky around me gradually darkens, and everything around me becomes a bit unreal. In the silent night sky, the stars look like Full of hazy beauty, this is the first time Nian Bing has flown so high, and it is also the first time he has felt the beauty of the starry sky.

In the distance, a little white light gradually brightened in his eyes. The white light became more and more intense. At first glance, it seemed to be a white light spot, but as the distance got closer and closer, the light became more intense. The point gradually changed like a huge hole. When Nian Bing's body came closer, a strong suction force suddenly sucked him into it.

The illusory feeling around him made Nian Bing clearly realize that he had entered a space tunnel. This seemed to be a super magic up to the eighteenth level. The third young master was indeed the god who created the world, a hungry man. Even if the party creates such great magic, the boss will still be the boss after all!

When everything in front of him gradually became real, what Nian Bing saw was a small courtyard. The courtyard seemed very quiet, with all kinds of exotic flowers and plants standing there. A deep path led straight to the deepest part of the courtyard. They were several large wooden houses, and the surroundings were full of the breath of life.

Floating and landing on the path, out of respect for the boss who created him, Nian Bing no longer used the flying weapon and walked inward step by step along the path. He was surprised to find that every time he As he took a step forward, the surrounding scenery would change. Although it didn't feel gorgeous, the elegance and tranquility made him feel particularly comfortable physically and mentally.

The door of the wooden house was closed. When he walked to the door, Nian Bing stopped. Just as he was about to knock on the door, a lazy voice came from the wooden house, "It's Nian Bing, come in quickly. You You came very early!”

Nian Bing pushed open the door and saw a gorgeous hall. The hall was ten meters high. It was completely different from the simple wooden house seen outside. Sitting at the head was a handsome young man. Nian Bing claimed to have a good appearance, but compared with this young man, he lacked a bit of holy temperament. The young man had a lazy smile on his face and greeted Nian Bing. Waved and said: "Brother, come on, sit down first."

Nian Bing walked to the small table in the hall and sat down. There was no one else here except this lazy young man. people.

"Excuse me, who are you?" Nian Bing asked with some confusion.

The young man smiled slightly and said: "You are right to call me big brother. My surname is Wei and my name is Changgong." (For the story of Changgong Wei, please see my book "Son of Light")

Nian Bing was shocked, "Ah! So you are the first protagonist created by the Third Young Master, the Light God Longbow Wei in Son of Light! I have admired you for a long time."

< p>The smile on Changgong Wei's face was still the same as before, "Brother, you're welcome. Although you are the last character in San Shao's works, you are the first one after me. Yes, you are better than Those guys are much better. You will be on first come, first served basis at the mahjong table." Psychologically speaking, Nian Bing also has some respect for Long Gong Wei. As the protagonist in San Shao's debut, he is naturally the most famous. Without his existence, the popularity of the subsequent protagonists would not be so strong. "Brother Changgong, you're welcome. I'm not very familiar with mahjong. Where is the Third Young Master? When will he come?"

Changgong smiled and said: "He will come when it's time to come. Well, you are very good! God of Emotions, I heard that you have destroyed several so-called gods."

Nian Bing said modestly: "Don't dare, compared with the elder brothers. , I’m still far behind.”

“No, you are definitely better than us in one thing. When it comes to cooking, none of us can compare to you. You are the Ice and Fire Demon Chef.” A loud voice sounded from outside, and a tall figure strode in with a high head. His sharp and resolute face was full of domineering, and the astonishing twelve blood-red wings shone behind him, and his aura was extremely powerful.

No need to ask, Nian Bing also knew who was coming, and quickly stood up and said: "This must be Brother Lei Xiang.

"

Lei Xiang laughed and said: "It seems that you are very familiar with us! Yes, that's me. Playing mahjong, right? It's great. I've been so lonely lately that I almost faded away. Hello, Longbow. "

Long Gong Wei said angrily: "What's so good? The boss doesn't even know how to scream." "

Lei Xiang's eyes flashed, "Of course I have to call you boss, but it seems to depend on strength. If we talk about the overall strength, I dare say that we six Among them, I must be the strongest. Don’t forget, I have the bloodline of the three clans and the inheritance of the Mad God. With the strength of the Mad God and the fallen angel’s Demon Art, who can compare with me? "

Longgong snorted, with a strange smile on his face, "That's great! Later I will convince your boss to scream. Well, several of them are here too. ”

At this moment, three people filed in from outside. The one walking at the front was a man in black and gold armor. His gloomy aura was a bit cold, and there were flashes of light around his body. Some illusory light. Nian Bing's heart moved and he hurriedly said: "This must be the God of Death, Dumb. "After listening to the words of Mad God Lei Xiang, he felt that it would be better not to call him boss casually.

The man in full armor took off his helmet, revealing a pale but extremely handsome face. He smiled and said: "No, you admitted it wrong, I am Demon God Tianhen. The one in the airspeed star mark. In Airspeed Star Marks, didn't I finally get this set of demon armor? Brother Lei Xiang, I heard your loud voice outside. You are right. The position of our boss should really be compared. It will not be too late to play mahjong after we decide who is the real eldest brother. "

"Tianhen, so you are very confident? Don't forget, I am the immortal among immortals, I am the only immortal. "A person walked out from behind Tianhen. This person was wearing a simple blue robe, and his face showed a bit of frivolity. However, no one present could ignore the power he exuded. It was a different kind of light, faint. The immortal energy was flowing, and although he looked a little bad, he had a bit of a dusty aura under the background of this immortal energy.

Tian Hen said angrily: "Hai Long, you are messing with me. Don't worry, no matter what the mess, you are responsible for it. I have always wanted to see if your indestructible golden cudgel can break my three-system powers of darkness, space, and plants. ”

“Are you tired of arguing and arguing? You can decide for yourself, don’t count me out. However, if any of you accidentally dies, I can help him extradite.” "The one walking at the end was a man who looked a little demented, but his eyes were very sharp. His black robe and a face that was much more ordinary than the others could not cover up the chilling aura in him at all. There is a short sword on the chest, exuding a faint yin energy.

“You are the God of Death, Dumb, you can’t be wrong this time. " Nian Bing said affirmatively.

Ah-Dai smiled slightly and said: "No, you should call me the God of Death, Mandorn. My spiritual aperture has been opened, and I am not the Ah-Dai I used to be. A few days ago, I got the Sword of Hades back from Satan. ”

“Okay, everyone, sit down. It’s not easy for our six protagonists to get together. What are you fighting for?” "Long Gong Wei's voice was a little more majestic.

Everyone sat down one after another. Although they didn't say anything more to each other, their substantial gazes continued to exchange views.

< p>Nian Bing hesitated for a moment and said: "I think everyone's strength should be about the same. We are all the protagonists in the work of the Third Young Master. It's better not to do anything, so as not to hurt the harmony. As for who is the most powerful, let the Third Young Boss evaluate it. The most appropriate. After all, He created us, and He always has something in mind. ”

Mad God Lei Xiang was the first to agree: “Yes, Nian Bing’s idea is a good one. Let’s play mahjong for a while first. It’s probably time for the Third Young Master to arrive. He summoned us all.” , why haven’t you appeared yet? "

Guangshen Longbow Wei Da waved his hand, and a pair of mahjong suddenly appeared on the table. "I also agree. Let's play mahjong for a while first. "

Tian Hen said: "This mahjong can only be played by four people. We only have six people. How can we play? ”

Death God Mandorn chuckled and said: “Then follow the order of appearance. Tianhen, you and Nian Bing are the last two to appear. Just wait for a while. If any of us is When you are tired from beating, you can make up for it. "

Nian Bing shrugged his shoulders and said: "I don't care at all, mahjong is not interesting.

"

Tianhen said flatly: "No, there is no priority in learning, and those who have mastered are respected. Let's do this. The top four of us with the most charm will play mahjong first. As for this charm, let's judge it based on the number of wives. Dumb, you only have one wife, obviously the least. The boss of Changgong has two wives, and the second youngest, you just wait for a while. "

As soon as he heard this, Hailong, the Solitary Immortal on the side, immediately agreed: "Okay, this is a good opinion, I agree, I agree. When it comes to wives, none of you seem to be as good as me. "

Nian Bing counted on his fingers and said: "It seems that I am the second most, which is really embarrassing. ”

Long Gong Wei snorted coldly and said, “Okay, let me decide this matter.” Follow the order in which you came here to show how much you respect the third young boss. Me, Nian Bing, Lei Xiang and Hai Long fight first. Tianhen, you and Dui, etc. Of course, you can also add weight to any one person, so that winning or losing can be counted as double. "

Tianhen and Death God Mandorn said almost at the same time: "Why? Why should we listen to you?

Long Gong Wei smiled mysteriously and said: "You must listen to me, otherwise, I can make you disappear immediately at any time." "Looking at the disdainful looks of Tianhen and Mandorn, Longbow Wei raised his hand and waved lightly. Two faint golden lights appeared out of thin air, immediately binding the bodies of Tianhen and Mandorn. A demon and a god of death were here. Suddenly he lost all his abilities in surprise.

“No, this is impossible. "Tianhen absolutely doesn't want to believe that the Light God Longbow Wei is so much stronger than himself, and he doesn't even have the strength to resist.

Nian Bing on the side couldn't help but secretly thought, luckily he didn't offend him Brother Longgong, seeing how easily he controlled the two protagonists, his strength was truly unmatched by him.

Except for Nian Bing who was secretly grateful, the other four protagonists were all surprised! Looking at the Light God Longgong Wei, they all knew that in fact the strength of the six protagonists was very similar, and Longgong Wei alone controlled the other two protagonists, which was really surprising.

Long Gong Wei smiled and said: "You are very strange, aren't you? Actually, this is very simple. Do you know what the third young master’s real name is? "

The other protagonists were stunned at the same time and shook their heads.

Long Gong Wei said: "As the first protagonist in his novel, the name Long Gong Wei, In fact, it is derived from the name of San Shao himself. I don’t need to tell you what the word “bow” and “long” mean when combined. Therefore, the character of Changgong Wei was completely written according to the third young master's own character. Therefore, the character Changgong Wei can be said to exist or not, because he is the Third Master himself. In other words, I am the Third Young Master. As the God of Creation, do you still want to fight for the position of boss? "

The other five protagonists looked at Changgong Wei with wide eyes, "You, you mean, you are the Third Young Master. "

Xiao San looked at the protagonists with a wicked smile and said: "Yes, it's me. In fact, I've been here a long time ago. I just wanted to see which of you would be the last to arrive. Are you convinced now? ”

Mad God Lei Xiang said: “Oh my God! Originally, I thought you were the weakest among the six of us, but I didn’t expect that you would be the incarnation of the Third Young Master. This dissatisfaction seems to be unacceptable. ”

The other protagonists also nodded, joking, who dares to compete with the founding god?

Xiaosan let go of Tianhen and Manduoen, greeted the other three people, and began to code. Playing the Great Wall.

After grabbing the cards, Hai Long suddenly thought of a question, "Third Young Master, what do you think we should bet on? Playing mahjong seems to be boring if there are no winning numbers. "

Xiao San glanced at Hai Long and said: "Then what do you want to bet on? You all belong to this god and that god, and money seems to have no meaning. "

Hai Long chuckled and said in a low voice: "Then let's bet on my wife. ”

“My day, you kid actually wants to play wife-swapping, you’re not afraid of death!” "Lei Xiang said in surprise.

Tian Hen, who had not played mahjong, said quickly: "If you are betting on your wife, I will add more weight to Hai Long. "Hai Long has the most wives, so he must be the most powerful.

The God of Death, Mandorn, chuckled and said, "I'll add weight to the Third Young Boss. "

The mistress said with a wicked smile: "Well, Dumb still has a good sense. However, do you really dare to bet on your wife? You must be a little too courageous.

"

Nian Bing looked at the good cards in his hand, which were the prototypes of a peacock flying southeast, and asked tentatively: "Third Young Master, is our mahjong fair? You can't use your abilities to cheat.

Xiao San stroked the mahjong tiles that Guo Shi Wushuang had played in his hand, patted his chest and said, "Am I going to cheat?" I am the most impartial person. "

The protagonists looked at each other and whispered in unison: "Then it's a bet. "The excitement of changing wives made them all a little excited. Moreover, the four people holding good cards all thought that they would not lose.

The mistress held a unique one in the world, also called the Thirteen Yao's card is full of good cards, Lei Xiang is holding a pair of Northeast Shinkansen, which is also full of cards. At this time, it is one up and one listening, while Hailong is holding a pair of big three yuan, plus Nian Bing's Peacock Southeast Fei, the four decks of cards among the four people were all full, and at least they were playing one at a time. No wonder they were so confident.

The waiter whispered: "Let's start playing. That's good, one wife at a time. Whoever's wife loses all will go down alone. Regardless of winning or losing, each person will get one extra pound, which is more fair. Of course, we have one thing to say. Even if we lose, my wife will only be a guest at the winner's house. No deviant behavior is allowed. I don't want to cause a war between gods and gods. ”

Hearing what Xiao San said, the other five protagonists here immediately breathed a sigh of relief. If they really wanted to bet on their wives, I’m afraid none of them would be so bold.

Standing aside The heavier God of Death, Mandorn, said with a bitter look on his face: "Boss, Third Young Master, you must win! I have a wife as soon as I get married. "

"Okay, don't worry. "As he said that, the mistress made a gesture to Lei Xiang who was looking down. The mistress was the dealer, so naturally Lei Xiang grabbed the cards first.

While praying silently, Lei Xiang grabbed a piece of mahjong and He was immediately overjoyed when he saw it, and he immediately played a useless card on the Tohoku Shinkansen. Just when Hai Long was about to grab the card, Xiao San suddenly exclaimed, and there was a distorted wave. , a person suddenly appeared in the hall, a woman.

A beautiful woman with a tall figure and a cold face appeared out of thin air. Her movements were very simple, and she grabbed the mistress by the ear. , “Okay! You are quite courageous. "

The mistress quickly winked at the other people and said with an apologetic smile: "No! Didn't I ask my brothers to come over and play mahjong? Muzi, don't be impulsive. If you have something to say, it's okay to say it. ”

The other five protagonists immediately understood that the sudden beauty was Muzi Mo, the first heroine in Son of Light.

Muzi Mo looked at it with a cold look on his face. He looked at the mistress and said, "Is it impulsive? Am I impulsive? hello! You dare to bet on your wife, I think you are rebelling. "As she said that, she twisted Xiaosan's ears continuously by turning the head 180 degrees and then the opposite direction.

Xiaosan screamed, "Don't dare, I was wrong, Muzi, Just forgive me, we were just talking casually. If you don’t believe me, just ask them.

Lei Xiang laughed and said: "Third Young Master, it turns out you are so afraid of your wife. Sister Muzi is just a character in your book. What's so scary about her?"

Xiaosan smiled bitterly and said: "You know what the hell, the origin of the name Muzi Mo is the same as Longgong Wei. Xiaosan's real wife is named Muzi Mo!" At the beginning, some book friends said that I gave the first heroine a Japanese name. I was really wronged. You know, I hate the little foot basin the most. When Muzi is put together, it is clearly the character "Li". Although the characters in the novel are fictitious, I can't afford to offend my real wife. Please explain to me. "

The remaining five protagonists looked at each other for a few times, and Tian Hen chuckled and said: "Sister Muzi, I am not a troublemaker, but the third young master agreed to the bet on my wife just now. Even I can't stand his impatient look. If I were you, I wouldn't be able to bear it. "

Lei Xiang nodded solemnly and said: "That's right, Sister Muzi, you didn't see the obscene look on the third young master. I think he must have a problem with you. I heard Nowadays, it is popular in the real world to kneel on the motherboard, or to do it upside down. I think you need to let Mr. San try it. "

Death God Mandorn said: "The motherboard seems to be too thin. I think a radiator is better. "

Hai Long thought for a while and said: "No, no, how could you do this? Tradition cannot be discarded. Our tradition is to kneel on the washboard.

"

The mistress screamed and said angrily: "Okay, you losers, let's see how I deal with you. Nian Bing, I know you have always been the most kind, please tell the truth. "

Muzi Mo's eyes fell on Nian Bing. Nian Bing was stunned for a moment and said: "The third young boss always likes the word fusion. I think what the previous eldest brothers said makes sense. No, Sister Muzi, you can let San Shao try every one. A look of sadness and anger appeared on his face, "I don't dare to bet on my wife. It was all forced by the third young master!" Third Young Boss, you can’t protect yourself now, so you can’t blame us for telling the truth! ”

Xiao San’s face turned pale with anger, “I’ll beat your lungs out!” Okay, okay, your wings are stiff, right? OK, there will always be a chance if things don’t turn around. Sooner or later I will let you know why the flowers are so red. "

Muzi Mo nodded and said: "Okay, thank you five brothers for your suggestions. I will seriously consider it."

Lei Xiang stood up and said tentatively: "Well, Sister Muzi, I have something to do at home. I'll leave first. I heard that the third young master was very tired in order to write about us." , you have to be merciful! Of course, there is no need to let him out anymore, let him write a book at home. "

Several other protagonists also stood up and said goodbye to Muzi for various reasons.

"Wait a minute. "Muzi Mo suddenly let go of Xiaosan's hand, looked at the five protagonists in front of him, and said with a smile: "There is something you seem to have forgotten. Although the mistress made me very angry and the consequences were very serious, you brothers actually betrayed him. Moreover, it seems that the mistress was not the only one who wanted to bet on his wife just now, so. Let you see my super skills, cross-space, invincible summoning, appear·Master of the Five Spaces. ”

A faint light lit up, and five divine lights appeared beside the five protagonists at the same time. The light was so bright that it frightened the five protagonists. Then, five slim figures appeared at the same time. They bowed to Muzi Mo Yingying, “I have met Sister Muzi. "

Muzi Mo smiled and said: "Sisters, what your husband did just now, I sent it to you through teleportation. What should you do? ”

The faces of Lei Xiang, Man Duan, Hai Long, Tian Hen and Nian Bing have all turned pale at this time. The person beside Lei Xiang is Mo Yue, and next to Man Duan is his only wife. Xuan Yue and Hai Long were flanked by Piaomiao with a look of resentment, Tian Hen was flanked by Saint Lily, and beside Nian Bing was Feng Nu with an angry face.

Hai Long screamed, "I am. , I was wronged! Me, I don't know anything. "

Piao Miao looked at Hai Long with her resentful eyes, "Just now, you seemed to say that you have the most wives. It seems like you are not afraid of losing! "

The power of Muzi Mo's super forbidden spell is so great that no one of the five protagonists dared to say another word.

Xiao San gloated: "I I'll beat your lungs out and make the five of you proud. Okay, let me see how you explain it when you go back this time. Sisters, didn't they themselves just propose kneeling on the motherboard, kneeling on the radiator, and kneeling on the washboard? Okay, just go back and fulfill them. "

Muzi Mo glared at Xiaosan, "Stop talking nonsense, your result is the same as theirs, huh, no man is good." "

The mistress chuckled and said: "Yes, although men are not good at anything, they are the biggest buyer's market for women after all. Wife, just let me go.

Muzi Mo looked at everyone present, smiled charmingly, and said: "That kneeling on the motherboard is too cruel after all. You are the closest people to us. As a wife, how can you do that?" So what to do? When an animal protection association in another country sued us for cruelty to protected animals, it was difficult for us to handle it! Dear sisters, I have recently developed a new good product, which is most suitable for use on your disobedient husbands. ”

As he spoke, a light flashed in Muzi Mo’s hand, and a triangular piece of metal suddenly appeared. With a gentle pull, the triangle opened. Three of the vertices were connected by a width of about two centimeters. On the back of the triangle, there are more than ten buttons, and you can see that there are numbers on them.

The light flashed five times in succession, and the same thing appeared in the hands of Mo Yue and the other five women. The mistress asked curiously: "Muzi, what is this? I seem to have never seen it before!"

Muzi Mo smiled and said: "This is the best treasure to deal with you men. It is made of heavenly alloy. As long as you put it on, even if you are the God of Creation, it will be impossible without the password." Unlocking it will not have any effect on the man's body, but if you want to do something strange again, it won't work. The password will be controlled by me and the sisters. This thing has a scientific name, called chastity pants. Sisters, do it. "

Six screams sounded at the same time, and the shrill sounds spread far into the sky.

An hour later, a sneaky figure appeared in front of the mahjong table. He looked around and saw that no one appeared. He breathed a sigh of relief and said to himself: "It seems, I would rather offend the Third Young Master than his wife! Fortunately, I, Qi Yue, was just born from the Third Young Master. Chastity Pants, this is really a terrifying name. They were all gods, and the Third Young Master created me. When he came out, he told me that he wanted to try something new, something called urban mythology, and he didn’t know what he would write about me. I have no other requirements, just a lot of beautiful women.”

“Don’t worry. "You are a little hooligan, but I still have to consider how much this beauty is." The slightly pale mistress appeared behind Qi Yue at some point and grabbed his shoulder.

Qi Yue chuckled and said: "Third Young Boss, for the needs of our readers, you must arrange more beauties for me!"

The mistress rolled her eyes and said : "I haven't thought about this yet, but you don't have to think about stallion. Although it is a city, my books are never too stallion-like. I haven't thought about this issue yet. However, this time your There will be many partners, all based on the characters of friends in the mistress circle. Of course, the names will change. As for the Chinese zodiac, at least one candidate has been decided now. I heard that Jingguan is a pig. Just give him the patron saint of the pig zodiac sign. This guy actually wrote me as a blood baby. I won't let him go."

Qi Yue couldn't help but slap the mistress' lustful eyes. A chill.