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Connotation joke on the wine table
For example, drinking, drinking and toasting all have their manners, and who to drink with and how to drink; How to toast to show respect; There are different ways to show respect.
But some people have one purpose: to try their best to drink each other and be safe, which is the winner's gesture; Others don't drink themselves, and then let others drink in another way; What's more, you always talk about drinking, as if you don't drink, you are not a person. ...
For the sake of health, stay away from three kinds of people. Since you are not easy to mess with, stay away:
Zeng Guofan, a person who tried to persuade you to get drunk but didn't drink it himself, once divided people into several categories to see if a person could be reused, secretly observed his every move, watched his performance at dinner, and watched him drink at the wine table.
Ma Yun also gave different explanations to different people's drinking styles, so as to judge whether a person's character is qualified, trustworthy and worthy of an important task.
But there is a kind of person who tries to persuade others to get drunk, but he doesn't drink it himself. This is undoubtedly a person with ulterior motives.
I want to ask, are we all men? Does drinking other people's wine prove that our masculinity is worse? Or prove that your IQ is higher than others?
If men and women are mixed together, what is it that a man drinks women in various ways instead of bullying them? Or do you want to have ulterior motives?
If such people are ordinary colleagues or something, forget it. If the relationship is close and good, it is equivalent to putting a time bomb around him, which may detonate at any time and will be calculated by him if he is not careful. This made his back cold, which was more penetrating than drinking Bibi.
When I started drinking with you, those who threatened not to get drunk and never come back had culture and manners. People who drink should understand, so should toasters, and then propose a toast to others. Otherwise, it's a joke, a person with no connotation and no culture. For such a person, you don't have to be polite, as long as how he comes and how you respond.
The person who competes with you for wine as soon as you come up is undoubtedly a person who knows nothing about wine table culture and toast etiquette.
A person who knows the etiquette of toasting must first know whether others can drink. What if they are allergic to alcohol? Isn't it murder to make people drink? In case someone drinks too much and something happens, is it murder?
The most important core of toast culture is: to toast others, others can drink at will, not drink or drink less, and the toaster must do it himself to show respect. This is the real toast.
For uneducated and stupid people, since they don't understand, they just want to muddle along. As a wine bureau with no deep friendship, they can refuse or not drink, because it is also in line with wine table etiquette.
Every summer, there are many people in various night markets, KTV doors, restaurants, barbecue stalls, drunk, jump into the street. Women are at greater risk of drunkenness, and their personal safety cannot be guaranteed.
If you are friends, do you also have a headache? Others are crazier. When they get drunk, they splash water, get drunk and try their best to make a fool of themselves. What sleeps in the street, vomits on the floor, drinks wine and fooling around ... can't be listed one by one.
There are many people who destroy the image and completely destroy it after drinking. Since you can't drink, don't drink. Such a simple truth has been ignored. Why?
Imagine a group of people having a party. Everyone was in a good mood. As a result, some people insist on drinking and get drunk as soon as they drink. When they get drunk, they throw up and make trouble at the dinner table. Is anyone else in the mood to eat?
Making friends pays attention to the coincidence of three views and needs to be in a circle. Talking about business and pulling business has long passed the era of inviting customers to have a big drink. Talking about cooperation now is based on the fact that the two sides have equal strength and similar intentions, and we hope that we can talk about it by pulling them to drink. That was many years ago.
In this case, wine is just a fun thing. Don't destroy friendship and confuse right and wrong because of bluffing and pretending. People who drink basically don't pay attention to etiquette and don't know how to advance and retreat are all people who have accomplished nothing. Don't you lose your value and ruin your future with such people?
Stay away from the above three kinds of people, drink less and get together with more tea.
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